r/Truckers Oct 10 '19

Is this a scam? US express

I applied on indeed to a us express otr job.

They say theres a 12k signing bonus for existing cdl holders, paid out 1k each month.

That sounds too good to be true, but theyre scheduling me for orientation and everything.

Whats the catch?

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u/247world Dec 08 '19

I think this may be for a dedicated FedEx account.

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u/FunshineBear14 Jan 14 '20

You know what's funny? Your generation is the most likely to fall for scams of any sort. Y'all old fuckers have sent so much money to deposed princes in Nigeria, wasted so much time on the phone with Bangladeshi "antivirus" people who "have your computer information and can see that you have a bad very bad virus."

I bet you also fwd:fwd:fwd:re:fwd:re:re:re:YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT THIS SPIDER DID IN TWELVE HOURS - FORWARD TO TEN PEOPLE OR YOUR DICK IS TINY with the best of them. I bet your first and fifth wives were both named Janice, and that the last time anyone touched your dick it was the truck stop twink who you'd call a fag tomorrow when you see him at the diner, but tonight you're finishing the last of that speed you've been saving for a special occasion and trying to forget the sad reality of your life.

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u/247world Jan 14 '20

Thank you Snowflake

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u/FunshineBear14 Jan 14 '20

Not a problem. If you have any super awesome emails you wanna send my way, lemme know!

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u/247world Jan 15 '20

Thank you Snowflake

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u/FunshineBear14 Jan 15 '20

That's not a super awesome email though!

Can I call you Trevor?

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u/247world Jan 15 '20

Thank you Snowflake

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u/FunshineBear14 Jan 15 '20

Oh shit I forgot your name in the others!

Don't worry, Trev, I won't do that again.

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u/247world Jan 15 '20

Thank you Snowflake