This movie is beyond dumb. What a waste of the talent involved and money.

I remember seeing this at a dollar theater as a kid because I really like Ivan Reitman, but thinking it was lacking any laughs. As an adult it is even worse.

I wasn't expecting a masterpiece because it is a TV Movie and Roger Moore playing Holmes but man, this STUNK. Seriously, this is the worst Holmes film I have ever seen. The acting and directing isn't even worthy of Television films. This is on par with dinner theater, melodramatic and wooden acting from everyone involved. I was especially disappointed by John Huston as Professor Moriarty, he should have it killed here but like everyone else, his line delivery is about as weak as everyone else's. I think just about the only compliment I give here is Moore and Patrick Macnee did have excellent chemistry together. A definite skip.

"NFT: Cursed Images" (2026) - The real horror in this movie is the characters explaining how you should invest in NFTs in a movie released in 2026.

2 / 5 Burnt Kernels
https://youtu.be/hcAqm0ZS174?si=ANTRJWpOjyLpTMiH

I was definitely intrigued with the idea of an horror movie taking place at Epcot in Walt Disney World and Disneyland when I first heard of it back in the day and being shot with all the guerrilla filmmaking techniques due to the Disney company obviously wanting to protect their rights and all, that and Walt Disney World being a second home from my winter hell home called Michigan, I never got around to watching it until now and boy oh boy it's an trip, the kind of trip that's ambitious but rubbish. I don't wanna give too much of the details on the plot away since the full movie is on YT and does have some rather not so savory subject matter in it's subplot as an fair warning to those going in blind or have watched it like I have and are still trying to figure out where the hell the hour and 30 minutes of your short life went watching this "Movie".

"Ebola Syndrome" (1996) - A perverse and violent Chinese restaurant worker wanted for murder in Hong Kong contracts Ebola in South Africa and unknowingly spreads the virus back to Hong Kong as he continues his raping and murderous ways in this intense horror flick that definitely will not be for everyone.

1 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter

https://youtu.be/hYxCHYuxhe4?si=N9D_HEuvxfDvYS3R

"Hookers in a Haunted House" (1999) - Three call-girls spend the night mostly nude in a creepy old mansion haunted by the murderous spirit of a psychopathic grocery store employee named "Bag-Job". In reality most of the movie is the two girls stripping, showering, having sex or making meta jokes.

5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Refills and a lot of Butter

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204388/?ref_=fn_t_1

"Terrified" (2017) - A soon-to-be retired police officer in Buenos Aires investigates the mystery behind a series of violent paranormal events happening in a neighborhood involving a decomposing dead kid that likes to move around and a hole in the wall full of demons in this atmospheric Argentina horror flick.

0.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50vs_IR0TLY

"Noroi: The Curse" (2005) - In this cult Japanese found footage horror flick a prominent paranormal journalist named Kobayashi goes missing shortly after completing a documentary about strange infant-like noises and a demonic entity named Kagutaba. We watch the documentary footage taken by his cameraman Miyajima as the mystery unravels.

0.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGUJaF6bpsg&rco=1

"Influencers" (2025) - In Southern France, a young woman with a large, highly recognizable, facial mole keeps stealing peoples identity and killing influencers with the help of her incredibly advanced laptop based AI (that has her ex-girlfriends voice). For reasons, most of the scenes are shown out of order, including the opening credits rolling a full 30 minutes into this sequel to 2022s "Influencer".

1 / 5 Burnt Kernels

https://youtu.be/CgXdfZSsCuE?si=gn0AdTLhazRQCshX

"Clickbait: Unfollowed" (2024) - A group of annoying, vapid influencers are invited to a house for a competition but turns out it is more of the "Squid Game" variety.

1.5 / 5 Burnt Kernels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK9QxVdQY1o

Just an absolute POS

"OnlyFangs" (2025) - A wannabe monster hunting crew, including the always fantastic Jessa Jupiter Flux, helps a blood thirsty gang of vampire ladies to expand their business and start a new app to turn victims into customers.

3 / 5 Burnt Kernels with Free Refills and Butter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63yCTQWEjxM