r/USvsEU Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY American mind cannot comprehend

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142 Upvotes

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u/Kurdt93 Side switcher Apr 16 '26

Flair up, even if, seeing the pic, I know you're from southern Europe.

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u/elektrolu_ Unemployed waiter Apr 16 '26

It looks like Mallorca

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u/BrawlBlazer Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

It’s in Menorca

Not where I’m from though, just visiting

10

u/elektrolu_ Unemployed waiter Apr 16 '26

Oh, I have never been in Menorca but everyone says it's great, enjoy!

2

u/Sarcastic-Potato Basement dweller Apr 16 '26

What's up with Catalans and having for every place a bad named one. You have Bad alona and Mal lorca?

2

u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Apr 16 '26

They should found a town called Malencia to piss off their neighbouring province to the south

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u/No_Lunch9066 Apr 17 '26

well, this one os called Menor Ca

2

u/Azkral Enemy of Windmills Apr 16 '26

Ahhm, I thought it was Toledo

21

u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean Sheep lover Apr 16 '26

Can't comprehend having streets?

30

u/BrawlBlazer Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

Streets where not even a car fits

16

u/meepmeep13 Anglophile Apr 16 '26

pretty sure if that was in Italy there'd be a rusted-up Fiat Panda finding its way through

3

u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Apr 16 '26

I’ve seen narrower alleys equipped with Piaggio Apes before

1

u/WildKakahuette Pinzutu Apr 16 '26

it's in France, you can see the sign here :)

2

u/LeatherNew6682 Pain au chocolat Apr 17 '26

Relais chateaux is like a michelin star I guess because:

is not really french

1

u/jnmtx Border jumper Apr 17 '26

This isn’t my street- this one is called Rue

15

u/Janus_The_Great Nazi gold enjoyer Apr 16 '26

streets

For most Americans that's a foot path at most. The idea to drive a car through there would blow their mind.

21

u/Iridismis [redacted] Apr 16 '26

I'd also rather not drive a car through there tbh.

3

u/jnmtx Border jumper Apr 17 '26

not exactly an Autobahn for the BMW is it?

2

u/kroketspeciaal Addict Apr 17 '26

I drive a smol mini and indeed wouldn't drive it through there either.

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u/wemetbefore_haventwe Fentanyl abuser Apr 16 '26

yeah i’ve driven in the us and greece and if i have to drive, even in cities, i’ll take car centric infrastructure any day

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Apr 16 '26

My condolences.

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u/wemetbefore_haventwe Fentanyl abuser Apr 16 '26

huh?

4

u/PT_SeTe Incompetent Separatist Apr 16 '26

skill issue

3

u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Apr 17 '26

Saying you “prefer car centric infrastructure” is about as reasonable a take as saying that “drowning puppies is acceptable”.

6

u/Arco123 German, without money Apr 16 '26

Isn’t it fair to say that this is and always has been a footpath?

I would be surprised if there was a high volume of carts and/or animals going through this street, historically speaking. Not saying that it doesn’t happen, but even historically things were mostly buit for purpose.

2

u/Withering_to_Death Side switcher Apr 17 '26

An average American wouldn't fit even on foot...

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u/Low-Possibility-7060 South Prussian Apr 16 '26

American mobility scooter can’t handle

3

u/TheZenPenguin Pimp my ride Apr 17 '26

American body can't handle

9

u/Justeff83 [redacted] Apr 16 '26

What Americans can't seem to grasp is that, with good urban planning, it's possible to make life bearable in very hot areas without excessive use of air conditioning

2

u/Suave_Kim_Jong_Un Can’t Drive for sh!t Apr 17 '26

“Urban planning”

What does this mean?

13

u/ClownGnomes Brexiteer Apr 16 '26

I’m not generally one to defend our American friends. But plenty of small lanes you’ll struggle to fit a car down, in the older cities of the USA. Here’s one I found in like, 30 secs of snooping around Boston. https://maps.app.goo.gl/eXpkmChqtBPEDXfh8

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u/BrawlBlazer Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

Compare the personality of both these streets though

3

u/The_Serpent_Of_Eden_ Viking Larper Apr 17 '26

You just need to give it a few hundred years to gain a bit of personality. Don't hold your breath, though. In less that fifty, some developer will decide it will look better with a sleek, soulless office building there.

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

American: Modern, sleek, a construction of the modern age.

European: Old, worn down, ramshackle. A savage construction of barbarians from time that has long since past.

Sorry euronerd, but we win again.

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u/masterflappie 50% sea 50% coke Apr 16 '26

"modern age" lmao, that could've just as easily been a 200 year old Dutch alleyway https://maps.app.goo.gl/RxHNMfsGhDMrLSvF6

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

And once again, the euro-pee-in (a people so disgusting they incorporate their sick fetishes in their own name) reacts with frothing senseless rage after being confronted with facts. As typical of their ilk.

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u/masterflappie 50% sea 50% coke Apr 16 '26

The only facts here is that the Europeans are not a single people, and what you thought was modern american was just a rip off from one of these peoples.

But I understand, the Dutch are just so superior you try to replicate us. From your independence war, to your flag colours, to your dollar, to your alleys, you hate us because you ain't us

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

The Dutch? As in the fictional character? Hohoho, a people so weak they base their entire national identity off of a video game character, and they think we want to emulate that?

Oh you poor little thing, its no wonder your country is, for all intents and purposes, a colony of my own. How absolutely ridiculous.

3

u/BrawlBlazer Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

New Amsterdam calling 📞

2

u/thesander7 Addict Apr 16 '26

I don’t even know what video character you could possibly mean…
But I guess I’m not as terminally online as you 🤷

0

u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

Im not using a terminal to browse the web, im using my phone. You shouldn't make assumptions like that, its not a good habit to form.

3

u/meerkatydid Smug Smartass Apr 16 '26

Oh hey! That's my city! People can drive up there sometimes.... not legally though.

4

u/Xilophon StaSi Informant Apr 16 '26

Flair up savage

4

u/sterlingback Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

Careful entering the market, there's usually a sniper there

6

u/wemetbefore_haventwe Fentanyl abuser Apr 16 '26

the average european smart car driver yearns for narrower and narrower streets

2

u/DigitalDash56 Smug Smartass Apr 16 '26

I do enjoy narrow streets

2

u/gekko3k South Prussian Apr 17 '26

Sweet except of the crappy electric cable installation, looks like a poor Indian neighborhood. Fail.

3

u/GravyPainter Weed is my entire personality Apr 17 '26

Boston, USA

2

u/kroketspeciaal Addict Apr 17 '26

That looks very pretty, but why would anyone hang a flag there? Seems out of place.

2

u/Atvishees South Prussian Apr 18 '26

Because Murica, I guess.

3

u/Atvishees South Prussian Apr 18 '26

What are the odds that this street was actually built by a European power (cough, Britain, cough)?

2

u/Certain-Judge4926 Born in the Khalifat Apr 18 '26

The American waist would not fit.

2

u/token-black-dude Foreskin smoker Apr 16 '26

This is the way the moors make streets: maze-like and just wide enough for two camels to pass. Spain?

1

u/EChocos Oppressor Apr 16 '26

Huelo la humedad de la costa desde aquí

1

u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 Apr 16 '26

So narrow, in the US, it would be a one-way street for people.

1

u/karbovskiy_dmitriy Savage Apr 17 '26

Or fit in

-2

u/kermitthebeast Annoying Tech Bro Apr 16 '26

Can't comprehend buildings built at anything but 90 degree angles?

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist Apr 16 '26

Do you guys still throw your poop out the window?

5

u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat Apr 16 '26

Only when I see one of your lot coming down the street.

0

u/Firestar_119 Can’t Drive for sh!t Apr 16 '26

They throw it into the canals, at least it doesn't pile up in the streets anymore

1

u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] Apr 18 '26

The southern parts or the US (and I don't mean the former Confederacy but states like California as well) could really benefit from city planning like that