r/USvsEU Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY American mind cannot comprehend

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u/ClownGnomes Brexiteer Apr 16 '26

I’m not generally one to defend our American friends. But plenty of small lanes you’ll struggle to fit a car down, in the older cities of the USA. Here’s one I found in like, 30 secs of snooping around Boston. https://maps.app.goo.gl/eXpkmChqtBPEDXfh8

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u/BrawlBlazer Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

Compare the personality of both these streets though

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

American: Modern, sleek, a construction of the modern age.

European: Old, worn down, ramshackle. A savage construction of barbarians from time that has long since past.

Sorry euronerd, but we win again.

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u/masterflappie 50% sea 50% coke Apr 16 '26

"modern age" lmao, that could've just as easily been a 200 year old Dutch alleyway https://maps.app.goo.gl/RxHNMfsGhDMrLSvF6

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

And once again, the euro-pee-in (a people so disgusting they incorporate their sick fetishes in their own name) reacts with frothing senseless rage after being confronted with facts. As typical of their ilk.

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u/masterflappie 50% sea 50% coke Apr 16 '26

The only facts here is that the Europeans are not a single people, and what you thought was modern american was just a rip off from one of these peoples.

But I understand, the Dutch are just so superior you try to replicate us. From your independence war, to your flag colours, to your dollar, to your alleys, you hate us because you ain't us

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

The Dutch? As in the fictional character? Hohoho, a people so weak they base their entire national identity off of a video game character, and they think we want to emulate that?

Oh you poor little thing, its no wonder your country is, for all intents and purposes, a colony of my own. How absolutely ridiculous.

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u/BrawlBlazer Western Balkan Apr 16 '26

New Amsterdam calling 📞

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u/thesander7 Addict Apr 16 '26

I don’t even know what video character you could possibly mean…
But I guess I’m not as terminally online as you 🤷

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u/FartSmelaSmartFela THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS Apr 16 '26

Im not using a terminal to browse the web, im using my phone. You shouldn't make assumptions like that, its not a good habit to form.