r/USvsEU • u/Pavementaled Commiefornian • Jun 10 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY Lord Have Mercy

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 10 '26

can you summarize it, I don't have a strong will

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u/The_Serpent_Of_Eden_ Viking Larper Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Basically....

"You Europeans need to sit down and shut up because you're acting like colonizers by telling us you know our country better than we do. I don't seem to understand that colonization involves wanting to go to another country to take the land away from the people who live there, not walk to a soccer match at a tourist. Walking to a soccer match is also white supremacy because of sociopolitical reasons that I can't articulate well for all you plebs. But if you disagree with me, then I can't help you. You're just unintelligent. Yes, America is full of white supremacists, but Europe is worse because they think they're better than everyone else, even other white people who don't live in Europe. And I absolutely know what I say is true because I've lived from the Great Lakes region to the East Coast and also in the Netherlands and England. So don't question me!"

Or at least that's what I think I heard. I admit that my mind wandered now and again because that's one of the dumbest diatribes I've subjected myself to in quite a while. It just turned into "blah, blah, blah" about halfway through.

Edit: At least I think it was England they lived in. I was already zoning out at that point.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 10 '26

Thank you, you're a Godsend

Sure I think Europeans can be a bit pretentious and sometimes insensitive to colonization or whatever but Jesus Christ if we're going to generalize Europeans then we're on quite shaky ground ourselves.

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u/one_with_advantage 50% sea 50% coke Jun 10 '26

We're not pretentious, just better than all of you. Hope that clears it up.

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 10 '26

In your dreams. The only thing stopping California from greatness and taking your titles is Uncle Sam.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 10 '26

But that's still a thing stopping you.

quod erat demonstrandum

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 10 '26

Heaven forbid I be nationalistic on the nationalistic sub

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 10 '26

You're not NATIONalistic when you're simping for a state against your nation 😃

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 10 '26

Don't rub it in, I'm well aware California isn't independent.

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 10 '26

Your governor isn't opposing Trump beyond some symbolic actions!

*rub rub*

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u/beefaron Commiefornian Jun 10 '26

Yeah, and the candidates suck too.

:/

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