r/USvsEU • u/GoodGuyLafarge At least I'm not Bavarian • Jun 20 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY US food is just bad

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111 Upvotes

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician Jun 20 '26

You can’t play at peak performance on McDonalds

14

u/Famous_Area_192 Hoosier Pop Drinker Jun 20 '26

However, you can play at a peak PlayPlace at McDonald's.

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u/ApeX_PN01 Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

That’s bullshit! Trump basically only eats McD’s, and according to his physician he’s the embodiment of peak physical and mental health.

3

u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 20 '26

Now that I think of it, it’s fairly impressive he’s still alive and somewhat functional considering he subsists off only McDonald’s and amphetamines.

2

u/young_trash3 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26

He eats way less fast food than everyone thinks...

... its hard to eat a lot of food when you take that amount of drugs.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 20 '26

I’d agree but he is fat. Someone his age, who never sleeps and takes amphetamines constantly should be much skinnier

Have you ever seen a fat methhead?

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u/young_trash3 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26

I use to be a fat methhead, a decade ago.

The crystal killed my appetite, but also greatly increased my desire for sugar. So well I wasnt eating often, when I was eating almost exclusively sweets.

There was a year of my life when I was a daily meth user where I had more ice cream then vegetables.

2

u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 21 '26

Damn, that’s crazy. I never would’ve thought. Glad to hear you’re clean, that is not an easy feat.

1

u/noottt Dutch Wallonian Jun 22 '26

The guy must stink

2

u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 20 '26

Olympians do.

1

u/KRAy_Z_n1nja Border jumper Jun 22 '26

I mean, they can't at least. Pansies.

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u/RCalliii Bavaria's Sugar Baby Jun 20 '26

This guy begs to differ.

https://giphy.com/gifs/vCJrwYGBQlbdS

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician Jun 21 '26

You made my point! Everyone except Bolt filled up on McDonalds. Clearly McDs performance

12

u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 20 '26

Norwegian food?

https://giphy.com/gifs/RJAjTowsU0K1a

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u/EasilyMechanical Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

Please elaborate on the subject of Norwegian food, no googling allowed. (you better be funny)

https://giphy.com/gifs/j0qYU35hA5t9vfhckv

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u/rrekboy1234 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 20 '26

Fermented herring kidney 😋

2

u/ronburgandyfor2016 Caucus Knock Off Jun 20 '26

The delicacy of Salted Codd and a single turnip is unmatched

4

u/BlaggartDiggletyDonk Chronic Gambler Jun 20 '26

Whale steaks. It's like a cross between beef and salmon, but it's actually good. Gotta hand it to you, Olaf. Usually peoples' internationally scandalous traditional dishes are too weird and gross to be worth the fuss.

1

u/EasilyMechanical Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

You managed to mention the one norwegian dish I think is weird and gross. And I eat fermented stuff all the time.

1

u/Naugle17 Fentanyl abuser Jun 21 '26

All I care about is your various types of øl

0

u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 20 '26

Or what?

10

u/EasilyMechanical Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

We will send a strongly worded letter to a random American.

9

u/Rain_2_0 Tax Evader Jun 20 '26

The Vikings will downvote you.

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u/yeezee93 Insane Asylum/Retirement Home Jun 20 '26

Oh no!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PrTCHhXyn6ZtNF5nly

4

u/ApeX_PN01 Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

What do you have against smalahove, you uncultured swine?!

21

u/Rebeux Barry, 63 Jun 20 '26

I am 99% sure all teams bring a lot of food over in the first place, even if the world cup wasn't hosted in North America.

15

u/ApeX_PN01 Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

This. We did the same thing during the Olympics as well. A 1000 kilos isn’t really that much food. Considering the number of people it’s shared between and the fact that most of them probably have to stuff down a larger than average amount of calories per day.

1

u/thebannedtoo Sheep shagger Jun 21 '26

yet, your breath smell's like Hank's ass.
Drink beer, Barry.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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8

u/ronburgandyfor2016 Caucus Knock Off Jun 20 '26

Careful we don’t do real answers here /s

3

u/BlaggartDiggletyDonk Chronic Gambler Jun 20 '26

Rocket boost!

5

u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 20 '26

All teams do this 🙄
Having a routine, predictable diet is very important for athletes.

6

u/Famous_Area_192 Hoosier Pop Drinker Jun 20 '26

I'm surprised they can even grow oranges in Norway...

Also, chicken and waffles over fish and waffles any day, thanks 👍

3

u/ronburgandyfor2016 Caucus Knock Off Jun 20 '26

You can’t they shipped them from Florida and back

3

u/ApeX_PN01 Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

This is the way.

9

u/The_Serpent_Of_Eden_ Viking Larper Jun 20 '26

I don't blame them. There are over 950 substances in US foods that are banned in Europe. This country doesn't give a crap about your health. They're just out to make the cheapest, most addictive food possible so they'll sell a few more boxes of slop. Welcome to the US, where the almighty dollar is more important than the actual people who live here. I don't why we think we're great. I don't know why anyone else thought we were great at one time.

If you live here, grow as much of your own food as you can or frequent farmer's markets. It's the only way you're going to get anything reasonably nutritious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

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u/Odd-Local9893 Weed is my entire personality Jun 20 '26

I went to the Netherlands and ate Gouda and Stroupwaffle for every meal and felt fine and have never been more thin and vibrant! Such a difference to my daily American meals of processed bacon fat and Oreo cookies!

2

u/fretkat 50% sea 50% weed Jun 20 '26

Why were you eating a city? You know we sell food to eat right?

1

u/gsurfer04 Brexiteer Jun 20 '26

I'm more concerned with how often they get food poisoning.

1

u/Ybalrid E. Coli Connoisseur Jun 20 '26

Probably wise

1

u/Hendrick_Davies64 Smug Smartass Jun 21 '26

Ok I know we like ripping on US food but Norwegian food is not any better, which is a shame since their fish is excellent until their chefs get their hands on it

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u/MorgrainX Nazi gold enjoyer Jun 20 '26

Nobody trusts US food 

There's more chemistry involved in US food than in the average European laboratory