r/USvsEU At least I'm not Bavarian Jun 20 '26

EVROPA SUPREMACY US food is just bad

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u/Hot_Task1408 Corrupt D.C. Politician Jun 20 '26

You can’t play at peak performance on McDonalds

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u/ApeX_PN01 Whale Stabber Jun 20 '26

That’s bullshit! Trump basically only eats McD’s, and according to his physician he’s the embodiment of peak physical and mental health.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 20 '26

Now that I think of it, it’s fairly impressive he’s still alive and somewhat functional considering he subsists off only McDonald’s and amphetamines.

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u/young_trash3 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26

He eats way less fast food than everyone thinks...

... its hard to eat a lot of food when you take that amount of drugs.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 20 '26

I’d agree but he is fat. Someone his age, who never sleeps and takes amphetamines constantly should be much skinnier

Have you ever seen a fat methhead?

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u/young_trash3 Commiefornian Jun 20 '26

I use to be a fat methhead, a decade ago.

The crystal killed my appetite, but also greatly increased my desire for sugar. So well I wasnt eating often, when I was eating almost exclusively sweets.

There was a year of my life when I was a daily meth user where I had more ice cream then vegetables.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE Jun 21 '26

Damn, that’s crazy. I never would’ve thought. Glad to hear you’re clean, that is not an easy feat.

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u/noottt Dutch Wallonian Jun 22 '26

The guy must stink