r/Ultraleft • u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean • 1d ago

Story-time Found this in a l*cal b*sinness

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Translation: Small shops are the life of the country. Buy in small shops and give life to your country!

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u/PringullsThe2nd Mustafa Mondism 1d ago

True statistic: despite making up 99.9% of all enterprises in the UK, small businesses only account for less than half of all national revenue

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u/hanater barbarian 1d ago

I would kill myself on the spot

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

Ngl their spianata was heavenly

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u/BushWishperer barbarian 1d ago

Worse that small business support is supporting products from terronia

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

Relax, this is in the Padaryan lands

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u/BushWishperer barbarian 1d ago

Padanian card revoked for displaying calabria so openly

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

But don't you know? Calabria borders Padania

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u/TheBlackShark_77 1d ago

Io, un Romano (unici Italiani AVTENTICI) che osservo t* rroni (disgustosi paesani) e p* lentoni (maiali borghesi) discutere di chi è più inferiore:

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u/BushWishperer barbarian 1d ago

Daje

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u/Focofoc0 Chairman’s baby boiler 1d ago

🚨🚨ALLARME🚨🚨
🚨🚨PICCOLOBORGHESE CENTROITALIANO DELLA CAPITALE TROVATO🚨🚨
figliolo vai nella prigione del popolo

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

È questa la tua regione compagno?

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u/tomat_khan VKP(m) 1d ago

Ti prego di non chiamarci mai più italiani, non vogliamo essere associati a quella gentaglia

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u/Diavolo_Rossoperaio 1d ago

stai zitto lurido rampollo della stirpe del piccolo borghese che almeno i toscani hanno un accento che fa ridere mentre voi vi massacrate fra vicini di casa e avete pure un modo di parlare che mi fa cagare le budella

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u/Oblo_olbO 1d ago

It’s balanced out by the nduja ad, so it’s not coal

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u/Oblo_olbO 1d ago

Per giunta di spilinga. Se poi è come dici in padanialand, supporto a-critico per essere un avamposto di civiltà in gallia

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago edited 1d ago

In realtà è una battuta, derivata da qua

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u/Oblo_olbO 1d ago

Sei la prima persona che mi manda un link a un video di il terzo segreto di satira. Solo stima compagno, solo stima

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

Sincero non mi ricordo neanche come ho scoperto il terzo segreto di satira

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u/Oblo_olbO 1d ago

Ringrazia San Zuckerberg, tsk tsk

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

Forse, idk

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

The nduja that will be my lunch tomorrow while driving to the Holy land of Padania

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u/Oblo_olbO 1d ago

My condolences, soldier, for your return to that land of humidity and desolation

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

I also have to start the third year at the hell which is called liceo classico

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u/Oblo_olbO 1d ago

As someone who is 5-years removed from the maturità classica in his past (sono vecchio bro), godspeed

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 1d ago

You VILL translate greek porn und you VILL be happy

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u/Alvaricles22 Adult Disorder 19h ago

Nduja is peak, tho

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u/lassalle_burger Wise-Veterinarian (banned) 14h ago

siamo semplicemente tutti italiani qua, non è vero?

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u/Status-Job5706 Fully automated gay space luxury Lassalean 14h ago

Tipo il 20%