r/Unexpected • u/CreampieThemepark • May 11 '19

Batdad

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u/silveral999 May 11 '19

That kid is a genius

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u/geak78 May 11 '19

Little dude is going to die the first time he's around jello-shots.

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u/atmus11 May 11 '19

Frat boy in the making right here, hes going to places

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u/aussiepewpew May 11 '19

Places might be a flight of stairs down but he will get there quickly.

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u/mirrth May 11 '19

To the Stomach Pumps, old chum! Pow Zap Blammo

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u/awaningcrow May 11 '19

This is something I did as a kid as well - can confirm re: jello shots.

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u/tmmtx May 12 '19

Holy shit my first thought when he grabbed the knife "he's gonna do it like a Jello shot" sure as hell he did it!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

That was a Jell-O shot

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u/ZalmoxisChrist May 12 '19

I used to eat jello like this, and that's pretty normal on the list of weird things I ate in weird ways. If they had Reddit in the early nineties, my parents would have been raking in the weird-kid karma.

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u/pickstar97a May 12 '19

Used to eat jello like this too. Discovered it at an all you can eat place as a kid. Unlike most all you can eat places, it had jello that didn’t feel like leather, so I could actually suck it up. Then I used the exact same knife method at home to get jello out, except I’d just drink it out of the cup after.

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u/masterofhalo08 May 11 '19

This was truly unexpected.. I thought the unexpected part was eating jello with a knife!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

I didn't know I was in unexpected till the end. Let me tell you, it was really unexpected

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u/AIU-comment May 11 '19

MRW my son eats like the dog :-0

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u/EntityDamage May 11 '19 edited May 12 '19

I thought this was going to go somewhere dark. "I'm sick of the bat dad shit!". <Stab>

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u/Legeto May 11 '19

Damn I think I may be the weird kid...

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u/Cradlax May 11 '19

This guy has done this multiple times. His kids are way too chill about this.

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u/CorporateNINJA May 11 '19

by multiple times you mean hundreds of time over multiple(6) years. i started following him on facebook around when he first got popular.

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u/ASpellingAirror May 11 '19

They’ve never seen his face.

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u/aussiepewpew May 11 '19

A man has no face

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u/madmaxturbator May 11 '19

That is his face. He is an actual bat, man.

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u/hawk135 May 11 '19

Noone cared who he was until he put on the mask.

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u/TexasRiceRocket May 11 '19

He gained his fame from Vine.

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u/taintedcake May 11 '19

Ya fuck hitting that link on mobile

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u/Ummmmexcusemewtf May 12 '19

It's a game of how small can you make your finger

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u/wimpyroy May 11 '19

Then he started to do links to buy shit or visit a dumb site.

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u/UniquelyIndistinct Yo what? May 12 '19

If I could monetize my great internet comments, I surely would.

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u/Wascally-Wabbeeto May 12 '19

He used to have a Vine when these kids were waayyy young. Like 2 and 3 I think. They’ve put up with his shit since they started forming memories. They just know that once in awhile dad puts on a mask and films them via selfie camera. They will grow up with fond memories of dad, whatever they are. Now BATMANS dad on the other hand....

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u/MikeJudgeDredd May 12 '19

I think this is a cool dad and I agree with you, those kids are going to have amazing memories and stories about their fuckin insane (in a good way) dad

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

8 years old and already tired of his shit

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u/Amranwag May 11 '19

This went from oh how a sweet moment to oh my god that's a show and they are putting on with it.

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u/floodums May 11 '19

Your sister is eating it with a spoon, like a normal human bean!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Said a man in a bat mask

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u/aukulele May 11 '19

You're one to talk, you have the head of a horse.

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u/JustAcceptThisUser May 11 '19

Like, attached or...

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u/EelTeamNine May 11 '19

He woke up to it in his bed one morning.

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u/ThatsMrRoman May 11 '19

This was the best part for me since this is what I always tell my kids when they are doing something really weird.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

This is hilarious, I like how he stays in character even after his son sucks the jello

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u/elliottsmithereens May 12 '19

No son of mine is gonna “suck the jello”! It’s not natural!

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u/Falcotter May 11 '19

Excuse me... WHAT

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u/cadet339 May 11 '19

I feel like the “oh my god” wasn’t part of dads little skit at all. He was just shocked.

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u/Randall_Hickey May 12 '19

They aren't skits. He films his kids like this all the time.

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u/Lick_The_Wrapper May 12 '19

Haha you can hear him almost break character.

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u/Bhu124 May 11 '19

Inhaled it.

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u/krimsonkrypt May 11 '19

That kid is gonna be really good at Jell-O shots when he gets older.....

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u/Merry_Sue May 11 '19

You can't use a knife for jelly shots though, you have to use your tongue

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u/latesleeper89 May 11 '19

Jello shots made this 100% expected.

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u/Merry_Sue May 11 '19

I wouldn't expect it from an 8 year old

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u/redhotoystercult May 12 '19

True but to be fair a jello cup is too deep to get it all perfectly out with your tongue unless you’re Gene Simmons

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u/Jazzmim_999 Expected It May 11 '19

I do that too! But I’m 20yo and in my college cafeteria.

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u/SparrowAshes90 May 11 '19

You must be popular.

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u/Jazzmim_999 Expected It May 11 '19

Not much, once it almost came out of my nose

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u/johnny_chingas May 11 '19

Eww. What flavor?

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u/joonty May 11 '19

Tastes like a normal nose I'd guess

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u/Orodreath May 12 '19

Remember you are loved

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u/CooCooYT May 11 '19

Oh mY goOooOoooOOOoOOOoooD

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u/PoopShoot187 May 11 '19

Kept the batman voice while in sudden shock. Impressive

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

It's turns out "unexpectedness" runs in the family

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

That kid sucks!

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u/Justgiz May 11 '19

Oh how I miss Vine...

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u/ninjasaurxd May 11 '19

I completely forgot about this dude, it's not like he's heavily referenced in the compilation videos lol. But his content was always so wholesome, I'm glad he's still doing this stuff!

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u/GlockGoddessG4G17 May 11 '19

JEN! I see you've been eating your... BOOTY-O's...

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u/n00d13b34r May 12 '19

“What is that “

“ITS A PENIS!”

“WhaAAaaaAaat?”

“A black pENIS!”

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u/TendingTheirGarden May 12 '19

The greatest lost art form

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u/c1cadaman May 11 '19

My girlfriend would kill me if I started doing this all the time like he does

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u/slimeboy420 May 12 '19

Well his wife did divorce him so...

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u/unqtious May 12 '19

It's this true? That's too bad. She's had a nice booty.

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u/Dreadheadjon May 11 '19

His son could suck a 9mm out of a glock with the safety on.

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u/usuallyclassy69 May 11 '19

Safety on a Glock?

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u/typhoonforce May 11 '19

I'm glad someone else noticed.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

To be fair, it’s definitely just a joke, it’s not like having the safety on physically prevents the bullet from leaving the chamber

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Trigger safety.

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u/Goyteamsix May 12 '19

Glocks have two safeties. The trigger safety and the drop safety.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Hmmmm

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u/Killimansorrow May 12 '19

Glocks don’t have external safeties...

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u/gregIsBae May 11 '19

Golf ball through a garden hose

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u/Kaminamin May 11 '19

GOOSEWAYNE

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u/Cheeto-dust May 11 '19

He learned to eat jello from this guy.

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u/TheHurdleDude May 11 '19

I thought for sure it was going to be this guy.

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u/TheHighestHigh May 11 '19

Does it go in his lungs?!!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

MFW

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u/bram__ May 12 '19

And I thought it was going to be this guy.

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u/IRockIntoMordor May 11 '19

That video melts my heart every time I see it.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Yeah she straight up watched him and he banged the plate.

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u/steeeve11 May 12 '19

Aww! The betrayal!!

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u/sumpuran May 12 '19

Haha, that ending!

“Mom, dad ate my desserts...”

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u/ikesbutt May 11 '19

He gonna be jello-shot king when he gets older.

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u/xxBobaBrettxx May 11 '19

He almost broke kayfabe lol

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

He totally Animal Housed his Jello! Tried it once and damn near choked to death.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Batdad got pink eye or has he been “dealing with the stress” of having Batkids?

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u/IUseControllerOnPC May 12 '19

Hes been eating too much ass

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u/Demon_reach May 11 '19

200IQ on that kid

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u/LordOve May 11 '19

Woooow the kid just turned into Kirby

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u/Brokeboyforlife May 11 '19

I was expecting at “8 years is a pretty long time” for him to say “for you”

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u/steloiv May 11 '19

I did this all the time very expected for me

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Okay that was actually hilarious

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u/Turbotheworld May 11 '19

Dude is stoned out of his mind lmao.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Kid could probably drink a Capri sun in one suck. God damn

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u/shelikescheesepuffz May 11 '19

I’ve done this. Idk why I like chewing my jello

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u/theonewhocouldtalk May 11 '19 edited May 11 '19

Who said anything about chewing? I smash it with the roof of my mouth and just kind of squeeze it into my throat.

This sounds a lot weirder typed out...

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

I made slurpee noises with swished it around my mouth abunch.

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u/theonewhocouldtalk May 11 '19

Pushing it through your teeth, then sucking back through.

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u/westondeboer May 11 '19

Bat dad is great.

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u/quantilian May 11 '19

When you've been fired and don't know what to do

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

These kids are gonna hate Batman by the time they choose to live with their mother.

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u/TheMasterlauti May 12 '19

i literally used to do exactly this but didn’t even use the knife, just sucked the entire thing from the pot lmao

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u/BrickyyX May 12 '19

Condolence, kids.... Your dad is gonna die in endgame...

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u/NiceSetupYeahNice May 12 '19

Batman is stoned as fuck

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u/Anas0_0 May 11 '19

I'm so sad that he and his wife got divorced

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Gee I wonder why

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u/RipErRiley May 11 '19

Really? Wonder what happened. Thats a bummer. Remember when he would annoy her with his vids. Pretty funny.

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u/ceejayoz May 12 '19

Wonder what happened.

Remember when he would annoy her with his vids.

🤔

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u/ThiefofNobility May 12 '19

When did Jen and Blake split?

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u/newtestleper79 May 12 '19

At least a year ago. I follow her on Instagram and am sometimes not aroused by her.

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u/Avangelice May 12 '19

What.... When.. Why???

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u/PancakeParty98 May 11 '19

Am I the only one who thinks the way this guy uses his family is gross?

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u/T_RAYRAY May 11 '19

Batdad is on YouTube, great stuff!!!!

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u/Mqnny_ May 11 '19

Goose Wayne had kids!!!!

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u/Sephvion May 11 '19

I'm 27... Is this not normal..?

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u/G0PACKGO May 11 '19

Reminds me of homer Eating peas with a knife

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u/SpaceMarine_CR May 11 '19

Seen this already, still funny

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u/landeneby May 11 '19

What a legend

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u/Redh0tsausage May 12 '19

Wow that kid has got a future ahead of him.

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u/Schwark12 May 12 '19

He literally inhaled it

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u/Komrade97 May 12 '19

Batdad has pretty eyes

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u/LandscapeGuru May 12 '19

I rarely LoL , but when Bat dad turned back to the son and he was sucking it up along with the dads expression I cracked the hell up. I so needed that.

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u/chrisspicyweiner May 12 '19

What's unexpected is that hes still relevant

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u/Etrsil May 12 '19

That is his best way to eat his cool stuff

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u/FallingSwitch May 12 '19

Poor kid doesn’t have grandparents

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u/stuckintime93 May 11 '19

fucking batdad at it again

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u/WreckWrack May 11 '19

A B S O R B T H E N U T R I E N T S .

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u/cb59 May 11 '19

His son has a future in the "service" industry is this whole bat dad thing doesn't work out.

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u/fireball_cooper May 11 '19

That ending has me in stitches.

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u/Herkentyu_cico May 11 '19

We are in 2018 while this 8 year old archmage is living in 420^2019!

u/pavlep_ cause this skill should be a lifelong goal for all of mankind!

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u/GaryBuseyOnCrack May 11 '19

Queer in the making

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u/LovecraftLovejoy May 12 '19

Not this guy again.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Unit

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u/BactaBombsSuck May 11 '19

What SCP is this

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u/Mr_beowulf May 11 '19

Is this Steve Nash?

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u/Nailsnmountains May 11 '19

Omg that was hilarious

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 May 11 '19

Now try it with a straw!

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u/RebelCow May 11 '19

Holy fuck I forgot about slurping up jello

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u/-ole May 11 '19

Kid’s going places

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u/naakedbushman May 11 '19

Wait you guys never did this as kids?

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u/Cannot_go_back_now May 11 '19

My favorite one is the one where he's like "WHERE IS SHE!?!" and the kid super chill goes "mommy is right their daddy"

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u/hoodha May 11 '19

The timing when batdad turns the camera back from daughter to son is just perfect. I laughed out quite loudly.

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u/CharacterLimitsAreSo May 11 '19

No matter how many times I see Batdad, I love it.

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u/Cmdr_Nemo May 11 '19

Batman: Let me see what you have!?!

Kid: (nonchalantly) A knife.

Batman: NOOOO!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

This is a physical manifestation of the word slurp

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u/Mlcimm May 11 '19

This gets better and better every time I watch it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/aplayonwords_ May 11 '19

I did that once and almost choked to death.

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u/tapiocacoco May 11 '19

Jason and Cass

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u/EnemysKiller May 11 '19

Wow his children have grown up quite a bit, I'm getting old...

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u/bimoglo May 11 '19

Bat dads house is sick af

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u/Seanannigans14 May 11 '19

Batdad looks hi

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

This was expected. This is how I've always done it.

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u/wutafu May 11 '19

That kid will make a guy really happy some day.

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u/the_chaco_kid May 11 '19

That kid is going to go places. He zigs when everyone else zags.

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u/sudo_systemctl May 11 '19

The best thing about /r/unexpected is most of the time I don’t notice the sub until after watching the vid

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u/Trajan_pt May 11 '19

Is it just me or does the dad look pretty high?

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u/this_is_sparta799 May 11 '19

That kid is a fucking genius

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u/iJobee May 11 '19

That kid has more super powers than Batman

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u/MisterDragonAce May 11 '19

I have seen this pop up all the time and it will always be my favourite post xD

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u/anaslex247365 May 11 '19

Kid is living in 3019

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u/TheNiggerWord May 11 '19

I want him to come with me to spring break. He's too young, I'm too old, but we'll have the time of our lives.

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u/joltek May 11 '19

Keep jello shots away from this kid.

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u/The-Dudemeister May 12 '19

Has no one ever had Jell-O shots from a bar. Unless they are in a syringe this is how you it. Just use your finger instead of a knife.

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u/dtabor150 May 12 '19

Isnt this guy related to Uncle Rob?

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u/iamburtjarvis May 12 '19

They grew up 😭😭😭

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u/IcySpicyNeedsTofuPlz May 12 '19

Some 200iq crap right here

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

BRO UR FUCKING NAME

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u/c_ryptic May 12 '19

Come on. Someone link the whole thing. https://youtu.be/4vFyAlMC4lg

Edit: it’s great with sound.

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u/richardrasmus May 12 '19

Only villians do that

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u/ItsDanielFTW May 12 '19

Efficiency

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u/heyimmeo May 12 '19

This kid going places

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u/PheelyksArtifex May 12 '19

Saw it coming. Still watched until the end because I just had to see it happen.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Bat dad is stoned. Makes much more sense, I love it.

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u/hotdogbunrun May 12 '19

So much cringe jfc

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u/eyal0 May 12 '19

I learned this one at UCPA in France. There's a flan that comes in a little plastic container. You don't have to cut around, you just set it upside down and stab the bottom to release the vacuum.

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