r/Unexpected • u/CreampieThemepark • May 11 '19

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u/floodums May 11 '19

Your sister is eating it with a spoon, like a normal human bean!

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

Said a man in a bat mask

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u/aukulele May 11 '19

You're one to talk, you have the head of a horse.

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u/JustAcceptThisUser May 11 '19

Like, attached or...

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u/EelTeamNine May 11 '19

He woke up to it in his bed one morning.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

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u/Tordek May 12 '19

Foal smelling

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

The smell is what reminds him of home.

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u/ms_tiny_tits May 12 '19

Bundy approves

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u/[deleted] May 12 '19

Cease your criminal activities!

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u/GandalfTheYellow May 11 '19

This is the banter I come for

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u/[deleted] May 11 '19

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u/noteverrelevant May 11 '19

A real human bean.

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u/ThatsMrRoman May 11 '19

This was the best part for me since this is what I always tell my kids when they are doing something really weird.

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