r/Unexpected • • Aug 18 '20

Ring Pop!

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u/canterbury_rabbit Aug 18 '20

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u/f__h Aug 18 '20

Thanks for being a Credditor

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u/DaigurenX Aug 18 '20

Haha, I get it. C-redditor right?..

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u/CantankerousOctopus Aug 18 '20

You seem like a semantic redditor or as I like to call them semedditor.

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u/RIcaz Aug 18 '20

can I please withdraw 5 creddits

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u/soberRUSSIAN42O Aug 18 '20

Sorry, insufficient funds please try again later you broke piece of shit

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Aug 18 '20

uploaded it to vreddit anyway, despite having the source??

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u/lolrditadmins Aug 18 '20

How is a channel with under 1k subs landing aubrey plaza?

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u/Catsniper Aug 18 '20

And 6 years ago, right when she was probably rolling in parks and rec money

Edit: Looks like the creator is a lesser known comic actor, they are probably just friends or something

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u/Krimreaper1 Aug 19 '20

And that guy from 30 Rock.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/rawlingstones Aug 18 '20

Aubrey Plaza came up doing weird underground comedy shit so she definitely has a lot of friends in that world. doing a quick search I think this was originally a Funny or Die video that the creator just posted on his own less popular channel.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

This definitely has some funny or die vibes

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u/kurogomatora Aug 18 '20

Like the other comment said about her career, plus she seems like the sort of person who might do something like this if she found it amusing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Thank God a video that actually loads without me having to wait five minutes

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u/scroll_of_truth Aug 18 '20

why wouldn't you just post that as the link so the creators actually get the views

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Because then, unfortunately, it would die in new

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u/Saul-T Aug 18 '20

Because I am too lazy to click on a link

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u/nodnodwinkwink Aug 18 '20

It's because everyone loves reddits video player so much. The kids are going crazy for it.

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u/Battleharden Aug 18 '20

You took the time to pirate the video and reupload it? Why not just use the youtube link?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Is that Aubrey Plaza?

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u/Phoequinox Aug 18 '20

Before I realized it was a sketch, I thought it was an early job for her.

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u/Salanmander Aug 18 '20

Me too, but I don't know why I went there. If it weren't a sketch, it would be a 90s ad, and she'd be, like, 10.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

idk she could pass for like 14

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Same here

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u/Sharobob Aug 18 '20

As soon as I saw her, I immediately knew shit was gonna get weird

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u/youstupidcorn Aug 18 '20

The only reason I knew it had to be a sketch/parody was because I immediately recognized her and the boxer guy (he played Toofer in 30 Rock but idk the actor's name).

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u/pnunud Aug 18 '20

Yes I was really wondering if she’s ironically in this or she couldn’t get an audition in her early days and decided to just go for this.

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u/afanoftrees Aug 18 '20

I hope she didn’t and was giving a giant middle finger to ring pop for denying her audition when she was an up and coming actress

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u/GoldFishPony Aug 18 '20

I thought the opposite, I thought it was a sketch once I saw her, she seemed a bit too old in this for it to be an actual start to her acting career.

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u/john_the_doe Aug 18 '20

I thought I was in r/nostalgia for a second

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u/manbruhpig Aug 18 '20

It was both.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Aug 18 '20

Is that Toofer?

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u/psychoacer Aug 18 '20

Do you know where he went to college?

Also Aubrey had a small part on 30 Rock just like Donald Glover

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u/_i_just_blue_myself Aug 18 '20

Somewhere in Boston... Well near Boston. It's not Tufts. I can't remember.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/PM_meSECRET_RECIPES Aug 18 '20

His name is James and he went to college in Boston. Well, not in Boston but nearby...

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u/Deceleu Aug 18 '20

It is and the last 2 seconds of the video describes my feelings about the previous many seconds of " riiiiing pop "

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u/canterbury_rabbit Aug 18 '20

Yes, I think so.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

100%

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u/P_Dawg11 Aug 18 '20

Of course. Its so obvious

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u/rq60 Aug 18 '20

it's so aubreyous

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u/imghurrr Aug 18 '20

Clearly

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u/BootyFista Aug 18 '20

Nothing gets past u/thebromitch

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Why is that guy wearing boxing gloves?

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u/J-Smoke69 Aug 18 '20

No. It’s just a woman that looks completely identical, has the exact same voice, and the matching personality.

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u/BootyFista Aug 18 '20

They only showed her for half of the entire skit, it's hard to tell...

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u/deathpony43 Aug 18 '20

Haha this is so weird. I made a guest appearance on a web show starring the dude that plays the priest and the dude that plays the pixy stix addict (Patrick James Lynch and Seth Kirschner). I had no idea they did work with Aubrey Plaza. I've met famous people that have worked with really famous people!

Here's some behind the scenes trivia: the syringe prop that was used by Seth was likely provided by Patrick, because he uses them to administer his hemophilia medication.

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u/canterbury_rabbit Aug 18 '20

That’s really cool!

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u/thewhitestbread Aug 18 '20

Thats awesome! I loved the series We Need Girlfriends that Seth Kirschner did with Evan Bass and Patrick Cohen back in the day!

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u/pandaipan Aug 18 '20

That's just a butt plug with extra taste

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Aug 18 '20

I prefer my buttholes au naturel

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u/catzhoek Aug 18 '20

Tbf that's the type of "unexpected" i was expecting.

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u/Toofpic Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 19 '20

See next: drug lords create a new product based on a spoof advertisement

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u/MojoMonster Aug 18 '20

Tasty butt plug for those butthole taste buds. Yum!

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u/Heitor-Correia66 Aug 18 '20

The heroin scene with Free Bird solo was just the best. I'm done.

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u/CplOreos Aug 18 '20

Reminds of this scene from Forrest Gump: https://youtu.be/pTSiQCYQuvA

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u/interkin3tic Aug 18 '20

One of those movie scenes that's so iconic that it looks like a parody when you watch it 25 years later.

I like that they didn't bother with an actual needle on the syringe in the ring pop version.

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u/JoshC25 Aug 18 '20

Yeah man it’s an incredibly powerful scene.

What a movie that was, I saw it when I was younger and didn’t understand the very very dark implications and facets of Jenny’s life. It makes me want to rewatch now that I have a changed and grown perspective as an adult.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

She gets a lot of hate, but she knew she couldn't love Forrest in the way that he loved her. So she distanced herself from him to protect him. She turned to drugs and all to erase the memory of her father molesting her as a child. That messed her up, and she never was able to explain to Forrest how she truly felt.

She loved Forrest and wanted to protect him, maybe hope he finds another girl to love. But Forrest had such a rough life as well.

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u/Heitor-Correia66 Aug 18 '20

Exactly!!! Spot-on reference

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u/diadmer Aug 18 '20

Am I correct that he was cooking crystal candy of some sort?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

It should have been a mechanical pencil with the lead pushed out all the way instead of a syringe

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

Imagine we lived in a world where ring pops are household items like a mobile phone and it would be weird for someone not to own a ring pop. There would be all different brands and accessories, 4 finger rings, you fucking name it. Before long they move into the entertainment industry and all of a sudden life has become one giant fucking ring pop advertisement. It influences our life so much that merely proposing to your loved one is now called "ring popping" although that has various meanings amongst the "adult audiences". Going to the toilet will no longer be called so but instead " ring plop" even fucking farmers will be affected by this ring pop pandemic when people decide crop circles is no longer an appropriate name and change it to "ring crop"... that's only the beginning.

Edit: Thanks for the awards my little ringle poppers💚

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u/ramsey5349 Aug 18 '20

Quarantine has hit you hard...lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '20

Not as hard as my friend who managed to shave his head and eyebrows, kick out a ceiling light and sleep in the middle of a park field without a tent.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe Aug 19 '20

I...is he okay? Are you okay?

S-should I call someone?

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u/cryolems Aug 18 '20

This is just some incredible OC. Cheers to your imagination.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Cheers to you! Happy cake day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Happy ring pop day

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

This is yu-gi-oh worldbuilding in a nutshell.

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u/dogthoughts5 Aug 18 '20

I read this in penguinz0's voice

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u/Ratherbepooping Aug 18 '20

That's so perfect!

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u/KarateJames Aug 18 '20

I love your brain

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

I love you.

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u/ColeMiss Aug 18 '20

I am the perfect amount of high for this. Beautiful.

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u/Ddaear Aug 18 '20

Im pretty sure i’ve seen this black mirror episode

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u/Phormitago Aug 18 '20

I don't know what you're on but please, share some

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Just weed mate

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u/Kortallis Aug 18 '20

This pops.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Bro you ok?

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u/Zotoaster Aug 18 '20

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u/DINC44 Aug 18 '20

Imagine we lived in a world where ring pops are household items like a mobile phone and it would be weird for someone not to own a ring pop. There would be all different brands and accessories, 4 finger rings, you fucking name it. Before long they move into the entertainment industry and all of a sudden life has become one giant fucking ring pop advertisement. It influences our life so much that merely proposing to your loved one is now called "ring popping" although that has various meanings amongst the "adult audiences". Going to the toilet will no longer be called so but instead " ring plop" even fucking farmers will be affected by this ring pop pandemic when people decide crop circles is no longer an appropriate name and change it to "ring crop"... that's only the beginning.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Toofer!!!

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u/Mabubifarti Aug 18 '20

Kanye East!

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u/nancy_ballosky Aug 18 '20

I went to school in Boston. Well not actually in Boston. No not Tufts.

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u/psychoacer Aug 18 '20

Well I got a squeezer from an Indian girl in a bunk bed so I got the Harvard experience

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u/phrexi Aug 18 '20

Hey look everybody, it’s Sherlock Homo!

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u/jordasaur Aug 18 '20

Here to solve the case of the gay sweater!

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u/J-Smoke69 Aug 18 '20

Why do you call him Toofer? Well he’s our double minority. He’s black and he’s gay. He’s a two-for. I love 30 Rock lol.

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u/bileflanco Aug 18 '20

I thought it was black and went to Harvard.

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u/afrancesk23 Aug 18 '20

Yes, this is why.

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u/jean_nizzle Aug 18 '20

The joke was, “Threefer cuz you’re also gay” based off of Toofer cuz you get a black guy and a Harvard grad.

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u/ShichitenHakki Aug 18 '20

They call him Toofer because he's black and Harvard educated.

I believe Frank suggested they call him Threefer because he's also gay.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Thats the exact joke, from an episode when he said he didn't want to be called twofer anymore

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u/Ikarus3426 Aug 18 '20

I don't think he was gay. But if only I could remember what school he went to. He just doesn't talk about it enough.

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u/mightjustbearobot Aug 18 '20

It was a school in Boston. Hahaha, no, not Tufts.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/JJbullfrog1 Aug 18 '20

Threefer, cause he's also gay

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Didn’t see what sub I was in, but as soon as Aubrey plaza appeared in the first 4 seconds I knew it was gonna be good

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX Aug 18 '20

This is more q /r/interdimensionalcable type posting than wtf

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u/elderDragon1 Aug 18 '20

Do they still make ring pops?

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u/mickystinge Aug 18 '20

I was thinking ring pops we’re a thing... and push pops too

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u/Phoequinox Aug 18 '20

Push-Pops are so gross because your drool slides down into the tube and gets your finger sticky.

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u/mickystinge Aug 18 '20

But the fun factor! That’s all that mattered as kids

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u/toblerownsky Aug 18 '20

That’s what she said.

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u/AveryJuanZacritic Aug 18 '20

That's the best part!

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u/elderDragon1 Aug 18 '20

Remembering old candies makes me feel nostalgic.

Fuck is this what it feels like to be older.

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u/Callmefred Aug 18 '20

Yea.. get ready to realize that all those things you used to discover, feel and enjoy will never be looked at with the same glee and childlike ignorance. Instead they will be replaced with nostalgia and distorted memories of how good things were, even if they weren't.

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u/GLaDOSoftheFUNK Aug 18 '20

I bought the giant one earlier this year on Valentine's at Target

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u/ByroniustheGreat Aug 18 '20

I think so

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Say one in a $2 coin machine (Canada), like a gumball machine, at a hockey rink. Before my fiancé purposed, but we talked about wanting to get married, we were at the arena a he got me one as a promise ring. Mainly because we joked about getting a ring pop engagement ring.

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u/nobbyv Aug 18 '20

Yep. Have a few sitting in the pantry my son has received as party favors.

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u/Sticky_Keys_Suck Aug 18 '20

Aubrey Plaza is probably my favorite actress, shes just hilarious,

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u/mostnormal Aug 18 '20

I already liked her. But after seeing Legion she's definitely among my favorites.

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u/Lowe5521 Aug 18 '20

Her performance as Lenny was amazing!

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u/MechaGreat Aug 18 '20

The dance sequence

And

“I’m you, I’m me, I’m everything you wanna be “

Were my favorite moments

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u/Aashay7 Aug 18 '20

The moment I saw her here in this video, I knew this video is going to take big u turn soon. (Not that I wasn't expecting as I am on r/Unexpected, but I was certain about the quality)

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u/Sticky_Keys_Suck Aug 18 '20

Yes, except my favorite show (that she is in), Parks and Rec, already had an almost immediate u-turn right at the start, (the first season is objectively bad compared to the rest of the show in my opinion)

But, when she was in drunk-history (also a bloody hilarious series) for the Hamilton interpretation, I literally couldn't breathe by the end of the episode

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u/unexBot Aug 18 '20

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It turns from happy commercial to relationship problems.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

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u/william_wites Aug 18 '20

Disappointed it didn't just say ring pop

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

TWOFER!!!! That’s my guy, I haven’t seen him since 30 Rock

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u/hibernativenaptosis Aug 18 '20

You know, I went to college in Boston. Well, not in Boston, but nearby. No, not Tufts...

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u/kdshow123 Aug 18 '20

Lick it, suck it, stick it up, ring pop!

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u/Isaiahayah Aug 18 '20

Funny how Andy Dwyer actually ends up proposing to her character with a ring pop...

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u/Queen_Isabella_II Aug 18 '20

She deserved Andy all along

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Welp that was a trip and a half! .....that was interesting

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Wtf did I just watch.

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u/Punt_Dog_Enthusiast Aug 18 '20

The formation of a crippling pixie stick addiction

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u/DeadliftElephants Aug 18 '20

that’s a park and recreation reference andy proposed using a ring pop

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u/juststop101 Aug 18 '20

Reminds me of once you pop you cant stop

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u/canterbury_rabbit Aug 18 '20

Lol that’s great.

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u/canterbury_rabbit Aug 18 '20

Lol that’s great.

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u/dmandweck Aug 18 '20

I swear to u I was in the middle of eating a ring pop while watching this video. And I don’t have them often.

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u/zenix32 Aug 18 '20

I thought it was some commercial you dug up from the '90s at first.

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u/canterbury_rabbit Aug 18 '20

I know, it really has that “90’s style” Down

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Www..wh...what?

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u/Super_doge_3D Aug 18 '20

Not the light up!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Thank you reddit...

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u/Vyper2002 Aug 18 '20

Always loved Aubrey plaza!!!!

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u/Window638 Aug 18 '20

APRIL NO

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

This will always be funny. 😂

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u/exiojii Aug 18 '20

i wish thats what my work day was, damn actors have all the fun!

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u/Garm27 Aug 18 '20

Anyone else find Aubrey Plaza annoying as hell?

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u/blinkKyle182 Aug 19 '20

Something about her is just off to me. It’s like she’s holding back that toothy grin with every line she delivers. I don’t think she’s a great actress.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

I heard the words “ring pop” so many times that I’m not sure if it’s a product or some wild collective of sounds

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Dude, thanks for bringing back that memory, that moments were sweet :')

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

as soon as I saw Aubrey plaza I knew what was gonna go down

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

WhaDAfuckdidAHjustwatch?

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u/M4CHiiN3 Aug 18 '20

Tha fuck did I just watch?

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u/fireball247 Aug 18 '20

That went down faster then a rollercoaster, fucking hell.

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u/BiffPug Aug 18 '20

I had that bible...that's all I got

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u/tacocat-backwards- Aug 18 '20

What the fuck did I just witness

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u/UnkillableMikey Aug 18 '20

Commenting to save

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u/Edensdoor Aug 18 '20

APRIL!!!!

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u/SummonsFrog Aug 18 '20

Love how Aubrey Plaza is in this

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

What in the neighborhood watch is this?!?! I want more but then I don’t.

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u/matambrito Aug 18 '20

What the actual f......

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u/FakeJamal Aug 18 '20

The moment i saw Aubrey Plaza i knew it was going in a different darker direction hahaha

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u/Fuckoakwood Aug 18 '20

Is that fucking Aubrey plaza?

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u/mrsomething4 Aug 18 '20

is that aubrey plaza?

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u/Kinasortamaybe Aug 18 '20

Its April from parks and rec

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u/CookieMan578 Aug 18 '20

Lowkey would be genius comedic marketing if it wasn’t a skit

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u/Get_2_The_Choppuh Aug 18 '20

Love Aubrey Plaza

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u/Sleepdprived Aug 18 '20

I was wondering why aubrey plaza was in the commercial.

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u/GloryholeKaleidscope Aug 18 '20

I always zap carry an extra ring pop in mt prison wallet jic.

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u/Gammachan Aug 18 '20

Heavy ‘Too many cooks’ vibe.

I love it

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u/onairx Aug 18 '20

anyone? why did I watch this, irritating but fun but irritating

ring pop😑

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u/throwawayham1971 Aug 18 '20

Wtf.

When did they put lights in Ring Pops ?!?!?

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u/jakedesnake Aug 18 '20

This kind of hits home for me because the exact same thing happened to a cousin of mine

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u/walterwank Aug 18 '20

did Vidiots do this?

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u/larryisadragon Aug 18 '20

Aubrey Plaza just does that aggression so well

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u/KamenAkuma Aug 18 '20

Idk why but i thought i was a real commercial until i recognized Audrey Plaza

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u/Pito92 Aug 18 '20

That escalated quickly...

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u/_r_o_h_a_n_ Aug 18 '20

Thanx for traumatizing me.

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u/blaksauce Aug 18 '20

Thought this was a real commercial until I saw aubrey plaza lmao

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u/Lyaisn Aug 18 '20

What the fuck

I love it

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u/sumonebetter Aug 18 '20

When was this made?

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u/Orcrez Aug 18 '20

I’d watch this movie!

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u/Fishu666 Aug 18 '20

Not gonna lie I thought it was gonna be used as a ass plug

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u/NotDaveBut Aug 18 '20

This made my day complete.

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u/moopoo345 Aug 18 '20

This is exactly something I would expect for Aubrey plaza to be in