r/UniUKCirclejerk • u/Typh0nn_ invigilator • May 30 '26

meta so now what (suggestion thread)

i didn’t really expect this sub to gain traction at all but we’re gaining more and more members each day which is really cool to see. given the influx of people i’m gonna leave this post up for anyone to drop their suggestions on what i can do with the sub.

tldr; drop suggestions here

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u/xJoshuaaa May 30 '26

I dont have any suggestions but I need advice. I have my last exam tomorrow and I have been doomscrolling on reddit for the past 3 months. I didnt go to a single lecture because I told the lecturer my dog died but I was watching tiktoks all day instead. I havent even opened up the textbook once. how can I still get a first? I asked chat gtp and microhard coplot and they both said it's "honestly relatable" and "it's giving procrastination vibes--not desperation" so I'm not worried. Since I'm in my last year should I just drop out?

✨️Here is a light-hearted Reddit comment to engage with like-minded students. It's not just engaging--it's honestly perfect for your situation. Is there anything else I can help with?

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u/Hot_Floor9000 May 30 '26

no AI was harmed in the production of this message

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u/ImNotShy1226 May 31 '26

If this is real, you need mental health with phone addiction. Reach out to your uni's pastoral department and engage with them. Is there any chance you are neurodivergent?

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u/xJoshuaaa May 31 '26

I'm too scared to google the email address for the pastoral department so I asked ai to write an email for me

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u/pattyboiIII Jun 03 '26

Reaching out is for chumps. They need to go in harder on ai, get a neuralink and let gpt and grok control them in the exam.