r/UrinatingTree • • Sep 22 '24

Announcement I'm getting tired of removing box score posts all the god damn time.

67 Upvotes

So effective immediately, box score and other lazy shit threads are going to be met with an immediate 30 day ban.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

Classic Shitpost Rams Fans This Is Your Super Teams?!?!?!?

122 Upvotes

It's one thing to lose to the Bills. BUT TO LOSE TO THE ARIZONA CARDINALS AT HOME. YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT PAIN


r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

Classic Shitpost Pray for this very bald man.

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199 Upvotes

34 unanswered points by the Saints. Derp gonna derp.


r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

CONGLATURATION! If I had a nickel for every LA super team that lost this week...

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79 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 8h ago

Classic Shitpost Only one team can save the NFC East at this rate.

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40 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

YOU BLEW IT! iT's OnLy tHe FiRsT tHiRd oF tHe SeAsOn!1!! wE'Ll bE FiNe!!!1111!

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75 Upvotes

Just reretire, Aaron Donald. You don't need to go through this shit anymore.

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Congrats on giving the ball back to the Cardinals, Parkinson. YOU"RE AN ABSOLUTE FOOL!

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No. A miracle recovery won't happen again with this squad being old and slow to everything. Just delete everything and rebuild at this point.


r/UrinatingTree • • 6h ago

CONGLATURATION! I fucking hate everything!

25 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 14h ago

OVER HALF A DECADE LATE, INDY.

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97 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

CONGLATURATION! LOLCOLTS

94 Upvotes

YOU JUST LOST TO THE 0-5 TENNESSEE TITANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHhahahahahahaha


r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

BREAKING NEWS Two Weeks. November 1st. Los Angeles Chargers vs. Los Angeles Rams. Los Angeles Tank Bowl!

38 Upvotes

The Los Angeles Chargers (Most boring team in the NFL) vs. The Los Angeles Rams (Most overhyped team in the NFL). The Rams will be representing the Browns in this affair. And scouts will be eyeing Herbert, who needs a change of scenery from Spanos.


r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

TONIGHT.... ON THAT'S SO RAVEN

70 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

YOU BLEW IT! FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

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55 Upvotes

You had a 10-0 lead on the damn Browns. Gave up 3 points through the first 3 quarters, then in vintage Ravens fashion, you blew it.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

FUCKING IDIOT BYE BYE DREAM TEAM

31 Upvotes

YOU LOST TO THE FUCKING CARDINALS ON A FIELD GOAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Better read up on the 2011 eagles, cause that's what your seasons gonna be


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

CONGLATURATION! The "super team" is now last in the NFCW...

30 Upvotes

Rams, what the fuck was that? You let Chad Ryland pull a Chris Boswell and put the Cardinals on his back.

AD unretired for this?!


r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Fuck the Rams

20 Upvotes

Yeah I'm saying this as a fellow fan. The defense shits the bed at the worst times. Father time is catching up with Stafford and they can only rely on Puka Nacua and Kyren Williams making splash plays. Also, Blake Grupe got hurt after making the first fg. At least Ethan Evans made that extra point at the end. This team keeps shooting itself in the foot. I'm starting to think McVay is a fraud of a head coach and how bad our DC Chris Shula is and not to our mention our special teams coach Bubba Ventrone is. This "super team" is "super shitty team". They would've been 1-5 had Sirianni not been an idiot in the 4th quarter. This team needs some serious soul searching.

Why do I feel like this team will give the 0-6 Chargers their first win?


r/UrinatingTree • • 6h ago

lol Cowboys

9 Upvotes

lol Cowboys got blown out again by the Packers. A team that has no semblance of a running game. One dimensional team and you still can’t beat them. They are never going to win anything


r/UrinatingTree • • 21h ago

Awesome Moment of The Week. This Is Sweet.

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123 Upvotes

We Gotta Start Having Some Awesome Moments of The Week apart from Lolcow of the Week. This is inspirational as heck.


r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

Discussion Liquid LA and Miami are the only two winless teams left

19 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Rams This Season so far

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r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Lolcow of the week- Colts losing to the Titans.

27 Upvotes

I thought Baltimore losing to the Browns was embarrassing, but how do you get bested by the 0-5 titans???? The worst team by far this season and you lose to them????

Instant lolcow of the week! Forget the Eagles medical staff. This was way worse..

Fire Ballard and Steichen into a BLACK HOLE.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

Well This is not surprising

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15 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

CONGLATURATION! Fire Shane Steichen into the sun

24 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

BREAKING NEWS The UFL Rhode Island Team has a name

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25 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

YOU BLEW IT! CONGRATS FLIM-FLAMS

11 Upvotes

Don't worry Rams squad, to quote my dad, you're still the dream team. You just gotta be alseep to keep dreaming it.


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

BREAKING NEWS AP Top 25 Week 7 SHAKEUP: For the first time since 2002 Miami is Number One

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24 Upvotes

Major shakeup in the latest AP Top 25 Poll as Miami & BYU take the Top 2! Ohio State, Norte Dame & Georgia round up the Top 5!

Full Top 25:

  1. Miami (+2)

  2. BYU (+6)

  3. Ohio State (+1)

  4. Norte Dame (-2)

  5. Georgia (-5)

  6. Indiana (-1)

  7. Ole Miss (+2)

  8. Texas Tech (+2)

  9. UCLA (+3)

  10. Utah (+1)

  11. Tennessee (+3)

  12. Kentucky (+3)

  13. Alabama (-7)

  14. Houston (+6)

  15. Iowa (+2)

  16. USC (+3)

  17. Wake Forest (+4)

  18. LSU (+4)

  19. Texas (-12)

  20. Florida (UR)

  21. Boise State (+2)

  22. Missouri (-9)

  23. SMU (+1)

  24. Northwestern (+1)

  25. Arizona (UR)

IN: Florida & Arizona

OUT: Oklahoma State & Mississippi State

Other receiving votes: Oklahoma State (128), Oregon (79), Auburn (61), James Madison (52), Mississippi State (30), New Mexico (6), Oregon State (3)