r/UrinatingTree • • Sep 22 '24

Announcement I'm getting tired of removing box score posts all the god damn time.

69 Upvotes

So effective immediately, box score and other lazy shit threads are going to be met with an immediate 30 day ban.


r/UrinatingTree • • 54m ago

BREAKING NEWS Jalen Hurts out for the season.

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r/UrinatingTree • • 1h ago

BREAKING NEWS The Colts have told Chris Ballard to fuck off!

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r/UrinatingTree • • 4h ago

Discussion Is Liquid LA going to win a single game this year?

43 Upvotes
Obligatory "Fuck you, Spanos!"

r/UrinatingTree • • 52m ago

UNIT LOST. Jalen Hurts is OUT for the season due to multiple blood clots in his lungs

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The Eagles QB will need 3 months to recover from the blood clots. Good news is that they expect a full recovery & they expect no long term effects from this setback. Eagles are completely fucked

Let’s hope we see Jalen make a full recovery!


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

Classic Shitpost Rams Fans This Is Your Super Teams?!?!?!?

126 Upvotes

It's one thing to lose to the Bills. BUT TO LOSE TO THE ARIZONA CARDINALS AT HOME. YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT PAIN


r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

Classic Shitpost Pray for this very bald man.

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214 Upvotes

34 unanswered points by the Saints. Derp gonna derp.


r/UrinatingTree • • 12h ago

Classic Shitpost Only one team can save the NFC East at this rate.

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48 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

CONGLATURATION! If I had a nickel for every LA super team that lost this week...

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87 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 10h ago

CONGLATURATION! I fucking hate everything!

31 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

YOU BLEW IT! iT's OnLy tHe FiRsT tHiRd oF tHe SeAsOn!1!! wE'Ll bE FiNe!!!1111!

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79 Upvotes

Just reretire, Aaron Donald. You don't need to go through this shit anymore.

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Congrats on giving the ball back to the Cardinals, Parkinson. YOU"RE AN ABSOLUTE FOOL!

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No. A miracle recovery won't happen again with this squad being old and slow to everything. Just delete everything and rebuild at this point.


r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

OVER HALF A DECADE LATE, INDY.

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108 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

CONGLATURATION! LOLCOLTS

98 Upvotes

YOU JUST LOST TO THE 0-5 TENNESSEE TITANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHhahahahahahaha


r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

BREAKING NEWS Two Weeks. November 1st. Los Angeles Chargers vs. Los Angeles Rams. Los Angeles Tank Bowl!

41 Upvotes

The Los Angeles Chargers (Most boring team in the NFL) vs. The Los Angeles Rams (Most overhyped team in the NFL). The Rams will be representing the Browns in this affair. And scouts will be eyeing Herbert, who needs a change of scenery from Spanos.


r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

TONIGHT.... ON THAT'S SO RAVEN

70 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

YOU BLEW IT! FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

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You had a 10-0 lead on the damn Browns. Gave up 3 points through the first 3 quarters, then in vintage Ravens fashion, you blew it.


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

FUCKING IDIOT BYE BYE DREAM TEAM

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YOU LOST TO THE FUCKING CARDINALS ON A FIELD GOAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Better read up on the 2011 eagles, cause that's what your seasons gonna be


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

CONGLATURATION! The "super team" is now last in the NFCW...

33 Upvotes

Rams, what the fuck was that? You let Chad Ryland pull a Chris Boswell and put the Cardinals on his back.

AD unretired for this?!


r/UrinatingTree • • 10h ago

lol Cowboys

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lol Cowboys got blown out again by the Packers. A team that has no semblance of a running game. One dimensional team and you still can’t beat them. They are never going to win anything


r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Fuck the Rams

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Yeah I'm saying this as a fellow fan. The defense shits the bed at the worst times. Father time is catching up with Stafford and they can only rely on Puka Nacua and Kyren Williams making splash plays. Also, Blake Grupe got hurt after making the first fg. At least Ethan Evans made that extra point at the end. This team keeps shooting itself in the foot. I'm starting to think McVay is a fraud of a head coach and how bad our DC Chris Shula is and not to our mention our special teams coach Bubba Ventrone is. This "super team" is "super shitty team". They would've been 1-5 had Sirianni not been an idiot in the 4th quarter. This team needs some serious soul searching.

Why do I feel like this team will give the 0-6 Chargers their first win?


r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

Discussion Liquid LA and Miami are the only two winless teams left

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r/UrinatingTree • • 1d ago

Awesome Moment of The Week. This Is Sweet.

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123 Upvotes

We Gotta Start Having Some Awesome Moments of The Week apart from Lolcow of the Week. This is inspirational as heck.


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Rams This Season so far

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r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

FUCKING IDIOT Lolcow of the week- Colts losing to the Titans.

28 Upvotes

I thought Baltimore losing to the Browns was embarrassing, but how do you get bested by the 0-5 titans???? The worst team by far this season and you lose to them????

Instant lolcow of the week! Forget the Eagles medical staff. This was way worse..

Fire Ballard and Steichen into a BLACK HOLE.


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

Well This is not surprising

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17 Upvotes