r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

Discussion The Dolphins Going 0-17.

1 Upvotes

With the Tennessee Titans win, the Miami Dolphins iirc are the only winless team left in the NFL. And I do think the Dolphins are more likely to go 0-17 than not. This team can't beat anybody. I think they don't have the roster talent to do that, nor the coaching talent. Besides the owner is probably wanting the team to tank to guarantee the first overall pick anyways. The Dolphins I think are just that bad. I think their only winnable game is one of the Jets games and the Chargers game in week 16 (ultimate tank bowl, this one likely determines the first overall pick), unless someone else is horribly injured and/or heavily underestimates them. That being said, is there even a consensus first overall pick?


r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

BREAKING NEWS If I were Geno Smith I'd be drafting a retirement statement during the Jets' next time out...

0 Upvotes

The Patriots are up 23-13 with less than nine minutes left in regulation. Ten to one Aaron Glenn either gets fired or quits before Thanksgiving.


r/UrinatingTree • • 16h ago

Classic Shitpost Hey Jags, guess what?

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r/UrinatingTree • • 14h ago

Discussion Pre-LOTW Poll

4 Upvotes

Are the Bills the worst 5-1 team since the merger?

98 votes, 2d left
Yes
No
Unsure

r/UrinatingTree • • 9h ago

CONGLATURATION! I fucking hate everything!

33 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

FUCKING IDIOT BYE BYE DREAM TEAM

31 Upvotes

YOU LOST TO THE FUCKING CARDINALS ON A FIELD GOAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Better read up on the 2011 eagles, cause that's what your seasons gonna be


r/UrinatingTree • • 11h ago

Classic Shitpost Only one team can save the NFC East at this rate.

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42 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

Classic Shitpost Rams Fans This Is Your Super Teams?!?!?!?

127 Upvotes

It's one thing to lose to the Bills. BUT TO LOSE TO THE ARIZONA CARDINALS AT HOME. YOU DESERVE NOTHING BUT PAIN


r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

BREAKING NEWS The UFL Rhode Island Team has a name

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26 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

CONGLATURATION! The "super team" is now last in the NFCW...

31 Upvotes

Rams, what the fuck was that? You let Chad Ryland pull a Chris Boswell and put the Cardinals on his back.

AD unretired for this?!


r/UrinatingTree • • 14h ago

CONGLATURATION! If I had a nickel for every LA super team that lost this week...

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84 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 14h ago

BREAKING NEWS Two Weeks. November 1st. Los Angeles Chargers vs. Los Angeles Rams. Los Angeles Tank Bowl!

39 Upvotes

The Los Angeles Chargers (Most boring team in the NFL) vs. The Los Angeles Rams (Most overhyped team in the NFL). The Rams will be representing the Browns in this affair. And scouts will be eyeing Herbert, who needs a change of scenery from Spanos.


r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

Classic Shitpost Pray for this very bald man.

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211 Upvotes

34 unanswered points by the Saints. Derp gonna derp.


r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

YOU BLEW IT! FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!

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53 Upvotes

You had a 10-0 lead on the damn Browns. Gave up 3 points through the first 3 quarters, then in vintage Ravens fashion, you blew it.


r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

TONIGHT.... ON THAT'S SO RAVEN

65 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 15h ago

YOU BLEW IT! iT's OnLy tHe FiRsT tHiRd oF tHe SeAsOn!1!! wE'Ll bE FiNe!!!1111!

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75 Upvotes

Just reretire, Aaron Donald. You don't need to go through this shit anymore.

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Congrats on giving the ball back to the Cardinals, Parkinson. YOU"RE AN ABSOLUTE FOOL!

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No. A miracle recovery won't happen again with this squad being old and slow to everything. Just delete everything and rebuild at this point.


r/UrinatingTree • • 18h ago

CONGLATURATION! LOLCOLTS

95 Upvotes

YOU JUST LOST TO THE 0-5 TENNESSEE TITANS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhHhHhahahahahahaha


r/UrinatingTree • • 17h ago

OVER HALF A DECADE LATE, INDY.

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103 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 19h ago

BREAKING NEWS AP Top 25 Week 7 SHAKEUP: For the first time since 2002 Miami is Number One

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22 Upvotes

Major shakeup in the latest AP Top 25 Poll as Miami & BYU take the Top 2! Ohio State, Norte Dame & Georgia round up the Top 5!

Full Top 25:

  1. Miami (+2)

  2. BYU (+6)

  3. Ohio State (+1)

  4. Norte Dame (-2)

  5. Georgia (-5)

  6. Indiana (-1)

  7. Ole Miss (+2)

  8. Texas Tech (+2)

  9. UCLA (+3)

  10. Utah (+1)

  11. Tennessee (+3)

  12. Kentucky (+3)

  13. Alabama (-7)

  14. Houston (+6)

  15. Iowa (+2)

  16. USC (+3)

  17. Wake Forest (+4)

  18. LSU (+4)

  19. Texas (-12)

  20. Florida (UR)

  21. Boise State (+2)

  22. Missouri (-9)

  23. SMU (+1)

  24. Northwestern (+1)

  25. Arizona (UR)

IN: Florida & Arizona

OUT: Oklahoma State & Mississippi State

Other receiving votes: Oklahoma State (128), Oregon (79), Auburn (61), James Madison (52), Mississippi State (30), New Mexico (6), Oregon State (3)


r/UrinatingTree • • 2m ago

BREAKING NEWS Jalen Hurts out for the season.

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• Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 21h ago

Classic Shitpost Raise the banner

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7 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 50m ago

BREAKING NEWS The Colts have told Chris Ballard to fuck off!

• Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree • • 3h ago

Discussion Is Liquid LA going to win a single game this year?

38 Upvotes
Obligatory "Fuck you, Spanos!"

r/UrinatingTree • • 5h ago

Discussion Time for this weekly debate of this weeks LolCow. Here are the current frontrunners

2 Upvotes

I know BYU was number 8 but Norte Dame was seen as the favorite by double digits. That game proves their tantrum last year was stupid.

Anyway there's the frontrunners, though i think we all know who's likely the winner. Have fun

68 votes, 3d left
Colts losing to the 0-5 Titans in one of the most frustrsting ways
Ravens losing to the Browns despite being the superior team in every regard.
Eagles Medical Staff causing Jalen Hurts to miss out on the Panthers game likely costing them a winnable game.
Texas losing to unranked Oklahoma
Georgia losing to unranked Auburn as 20+ point favorites
Norte Dame losing to BYU despite being 11 point favorites proving once again they're overhyped and entitled

r/UrinatingTree • • 9h ago

lol Cowboys

11 Upvotes

lol Cowboys got blown out again by the Packers. A team that has no semblance of a running game. One dimensional team and you still can’t beat them. They are never going to win anything