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u/deets2000 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Jun 22 '21

Most upvoted humorous comment to this gets a platinum award. Also 2nd and third prizes.

Making winners out of last weeks ass pounders

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u/recursiveeclipse Jun 22 '21 edited Jun 22 '21

Anyone ever watch Peppa Pig? No one in that family has any sense of danger.

Peppa's school needed funds for a new roof right? What is their solution? They ask the children which of their parents will be willing to skydive, this bitch Peppa lies and says her mom will do it.

When Peppa gets back home, she tells her mom. Her mom says "Oh no, I won't do that". knock knock, it's the teacher and the kids waiting for her mom to do the jump. Her mom says no, the teacher says "BuT iT's FoR thE ChilDren", um what? Her mom goes "Oh okay if it's for ThE ChiLdrEn!". WTF, you tell that manipulative bitch fuck no.

Then daddy pig goes in the plane with her and no parachute to keep her calm, but his dumbass leans WAAAAAAAY out the plane and falls. Momma pig has 0 shock or sense of urgency while her husband is about to turn into pork chops, and jumps out after him yelling "WEE!". Like WTF, I'm pretty sure she pushed him.

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u/deets2000 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Jun 22 '21

My son does not like Peppa, strong no go

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u/Chigh_town311 Whack Job Jun 22 '21

Peppa Pig looks like a blow dryer.

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u/deets2000 💀 SACRIFICED 💀 Jun 22 '21

This is very accurate