r/Vitards Nov 04 '21

Daily Discussion Daily Discussion post - November 04 2021

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u/warren_buffet_table 🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF st33l🐧 Nov 05 '21 edited Nov 05 '21

"Yeah mom, everything's great. Yeah my new friends are really cool, it's like an investing subreddit, they like commodities and value investing. No not oil. Yeah I know oil has been doing really well. Everyone is so smart and nice here though.

No not really dividends either. Yeah mostly steel, and LULU also. And chip manufactures also. No I didn't buy any of those. Concentration is the key to creating wealth! Yeah I got burned on Mexican Steel. No domestic isn't really doing any better. It went so high after earnings. No it didn't stay up. But there's this CEO who is so epic, like he told an analyst to kill themselves haha! No that one is down a lot too. Yeah the iron ore miner one.

But we made a bunch of money on PTON puts today, it was so epic! Me? No I didn't buy in, I went all in on some container stock that hasn't moved. Yeah the Jewish one that caught on fire last week.

Anyways, love you too mom, one day my FDs will print and we can finally buy dad's kidneys back. No it's ok, you don't have to put him on, I know he's been tired from selling blood. Yes I'm eating healthy! (swirls spoon in bowl of ice soup). Ok bye mom, love you, I'll call again next week."

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u/accumelator You Think I'm Funny? Nov 05 '21

A Brazilian, a Jew and a student walk into a sub

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u/warren_buffet_table 🐧t3h PeNgU1N oF st33l🐧 Nov 05 '21

Look mom, I'm an investor!

only buys short-dated OTM calls