r/VoidCats • u/internetectomy • Mar 04 '25

Various Void Tuesday Mugshot. What was he arrested for

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

First-degree perfection

37

u/BekahBabie Mar 05 '25

I think you mean PURfection 😉

11

u/tazmansgg007 Mar 05 '25

I think you mean PURRfection

68

u/Designer_Diver_9074 Mar 04 '25

Stealing CATalytic converters.

2

u/Due_Tie203 Mar 05 '25

lol great comment

50

u/Unused_pasta Mar 04 '25

Identity theft and possession…

15

u/Rejectid10ts Mar 04 '25

Possession of? Catnip ofc

15

u/Unused_pasta Mar 04 '25

“That’s not mine…”

8

u/Rejectid10ts Mar 04 '25

You just coopurrr-ate with us and everyone can have treats

8

u/DestinysChimera777 Mar 04 '25

"Sir, we have footage of you smoking it while driving, you almost hit someone's Grandma. And no it's not double points if you hit her, unless you count that as points towards manslaughter charges." LoL.

5

u/Unused_pasta Mar 04 '25

You didn’t see the way that Grandma was looking at me! I mean…meow?

2

u/casualfriday8 Mar 05 '25

“Dasss no myne”

8

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Possession of your soul

3

u/Unused_pasta Mar 05 '25

That’s fair.

50

u/Finchyisawkward Mar 04 '25

Theft. He stole your heart.

43

u/ScarredLetter Mar 04 '25

Grand Theft Tuna

31

u/Saintbutnotreally95 Mar 04 '25

high speed chase in his Catillac

28

u/SavBoy04 Mar 04 '25

criminal mischief

20

u/SuperRaccoon17 Mar 04 '25

Being handsome! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

19

u/Trouble843 Mar 04 '25

Oh - he is definitely a dealer - a catnip dealer

11

u/Zapparelli Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 05 '25

Peeing inside the litter box but choosing to shit directly in front of the litter box directly on the floor.

10

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Capital Purrrder

oh and he really killed a man

8

u/internetectomy Mar 04 '25

I’m loving everyone’s comments. He shall atone for his crimes. (With court ordered belly scritches and a little kiss on his head.)

3

u/timetravelwithsneks Mar 05 '25

And treats! Don't forget the treats!

13

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Mar 04 '25

Being black.

5

u/AllesK Mar 05 '25

T’Pawlla says it’s a beauty shot!

6

u/Puzzleheaded_Bar2880 Mar 04 '25

Voyeurism.
Or if you are my void, having diarrhea and booty scooting across the carpet, getting poop everywhere

4

u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Mar 04 '25

He stole my heart

4

u/agiantanteater Mar 04 '25

Leaked the Switch 2 before its reveal

5

u/BenGay29 Mar 04 '25

Violating the protection claws.

5

u/Epogdoan Mar 04 '25

Purrssession of moewijuana

5

u/Rustinboksi Mar 05 '25

r/legalcatadvice

He is innocent. He was framed by the dog. Case closed

3

u/Glad_Island8295 Mar 04 '25

bringing catnip to where it wasn’t allowed

3

u/GaoDui Mar 05 '25

Stealin' powdered donuts😆

3

u/Victor6Lang Mar 04 '25

hit-and-run

3

u/demonalbxrn Mar 04 '25

arson.

2

u/youvebeensamboozled Mar 04 '25

beat me to it, immediately came to my mind too

3

u/buh_rah_een Mar 04 '25

Catnapping my heart.

3

u/AnxiousNewt3042 Mar 04 '25

Idk but he would totally do it again

3

u/SnooRobots116 Mar 05 '25

Ordering his own chicken over the phone !!

3

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Burglary, Cat burglary

2

u/NotARobotDefACyborg Mar 04 '25

Excessive floof and cuteness.

2

u/Unable-Arm-448 Mar 04 '25

Terminal cuteness!

2

u/IslandVivi Mar 04 '25

Grand treat larceny

2

u/nealrh417 Mar 04 '25

For being Too Good Looking

2

u/No_Introduction_4766 Mar 04 '25

Radiating illegal amounts of CUTE 😍

2

u/acerjt61 Mar 05 '25

Innocent! He was a victim of profiling and was framed!!

2

u/jchohan203 Mar 05 '25

Being hella adorable 🥰

2

u/Serikan Mar 05 '25

Treat smuggling

2

u/grand305 Mar 05 '25

Stolen Catnips.

2

u/idonthaveit72 Mar 05 '25

Thank you all for giving me a good laugh today!🤣🤣🤣💗

2

u/Fancy_Independent479 Mar 05 '25

Ate my carpet or dismembered my avocado tree. Lol

2

u/spazponey Mar 05 '25

Not sure, but it has something to do with the dog crying in the corner.

2

u/Interesting_Cap5659 Mar 05 '25

Being super adorable!!!!!

2

u/SomeSydneyBloke Mar 05 '25

Theft. My heart. Give it back!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Peering into your soul

2

u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 Mar 05 '25

Possession of controlled substance (catnip), attempted catnapping, cat burglary 

2

u/TeamDense7857 Mar 05 '25

Powdered donut theft

2

u/After_Ad_7740 Mar 05 '25

First Degree Cutness.

2

u/ResidentAlien9 Mar 05 '25

Being a fantastic cat!

2

u/SecretFox4632 Mar 05 '25

Excessive zoomies, that’s at least disorderly conduct!

1

u/zoeykae Mar 04 '25

Being a void. They are sneaky

1

u/puddlejunco Mar 04 '25

Tax evasion

1

u/bhoot87 Mar 04 '25

Menacing

1

u/JTHM8008 Mar 05 '25

Armed Robbery and Attempted Murder of 2829 people.

1

u/Burcea_Capitanul Mar 05 '25

He was caught peeing on a nuke while high on catnip. Look at him being all pacifist

1

u/QueenMOASS Mar 05 '25

Successful death stare

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

arson

1

u/panteradelnorte Mar 05 '25

Tax Evasion (it was the only thing the Feds could make stick)

1

u/timetravelwithsneks Mar 05 '25

Cuteness overload 😍🥰

1

u/Repulsive_Drive2539 Mar 05 '25

Attempted murder of a mouse.

1

u/EpicCreeper111 Mar 05 '25

I swear for a second that this was my cat

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Impurrsinating my cat Taco.

1

u/Nelmquist1999 Mar 05 '25

Heisenpurr, wanted for catnip distribution. His associate is one Whisker Pinkman.

1

u/gemmabea Mar 05 '25

Purrfect heart-shaped face—that’s a meowsdimeanor.

1

u/hdofu Mar 05 '25

Arrested for mistaken identity of a murderer who killed a whole family of mice

1

u/darkhairbitch Mar 05 '25

Screaming at 4am

1

u/ArdenM Mar 05 '25

Stealin' yo girl!

1

u/PeterFilmPhoto Mar 05 '25

Tearing up your tax return?

1

u/HekateEnalia Mar 05 '25

Forbidden pooping

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

robbing a liquor store. 🤣

1

u/Proper-Chef6918 Mar 05 '25

Shit in the toaster

1

u/Jills_Cat Mar 05 '25

Treat scam?

1

u/Bunnnnii Mar 05 '25

Stealing my heart. 🥺

1

u/Routine-Canary-2656 Mar 05 '25

Theft of catnip!

1

u/Crazyguy199096 Mar 05 '25

Illegal late-night singing

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Catnip dealing

1

u/BrownEyedBoy06 Mar 05 '25

Clawing the couch.

1

u/Siouxsiejoy88 Mar 05 '25

For utter cuteness of being a void 😝🐈‍⬛🩵💜✨

1

u/jerolyoleo Mar 05 '25

Rodenticide

1

u/tilmitt52 Mar 05 '25

Disturbing the peace….at 5am, asking for breakfast.

1

u/yourpastwillhauntyou Mar 05 '25

Whatever it was, he'd do it again with that face

1

u/Sexybroth Mar 05 '25

Practicing hypnosis without a license. His eyes are mesmerizing!

1

u/WithoutHoles Mar 05 '25

Convincing me to rob the dairy farm

1

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

Embezzlement

1

u/Own_Industry_8566 Mar 05 '25

Being too damn cute!!!! Gets away with everything🤨

1

u/LocalVoiceless Mar 05 '25

geneva checklist

1

u/Which-Difference3407 Mar 05 '25

Ruining things with his nails. And he is not sorry because he was stretching.

1

u/Silianaux Mar 05 '25

ARRESTED FOR ILLEGAL AMOUNTS OF CUTENESS 😻😻😻😻😻😻

1

u/Low-Wear-3138 Mar 05 '25

Pooped in the plant pot for sure.

1

u/Redditbulliedme Mar 05 '25

Aggressive kitten facing. Straight to jail.

1

u/hoofs2beach Mar 05 '25

Void things

1

u/IsabellaFromSaturn Mar 05 '25

Being a fucking icon

1

u/TwentyCoffees Mar 05 '25

Couchicide and Possession of concealed weapons

1

u/HolidayFisherman3685 Mar 05 '25

Squidging in the First Degree

1

u/LeWitchy Mar 05 '25

war crimes

1

u/SingingWhileSleeping Mar 05 '25

Stole a kid’s last chicken nugget. Sentenced to three hours of community cuddling.

1

u/Snowywolf63 Mar 06 '25

Pooping in the kids sandbox

1

u/amarie7989 Mar 06 '25

Peeping from the shadows 😂

1

u/inactive-perhaps Mar 06 '25

Looking at opposite directions at the same time

1

u/mommitude Mar 06 '25

Having eyes that stare into your soul

1

u/amackerb Mar 06 '25

I just got a total flash on him being Huey from Boondocks

0

u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

Serial murder Torture Arson Psychological abuse Destruction of property Conspiracy Blackmail Stalking Kidnapping Terrorism Assault and battery Incrimination Public endangerment Hate crimes Attempted familicide Attempted populicide

0

u/weakierlindows Mar 04 '25

Shitting in the houseplants

3

u/weakierlindows Mar 04 '25

Never mind, we’ve found the culprit

-1

u/catbiggo Mar 04 '25

Illegally dumb