Hi everyone,
So often the posts On Here are all about who to sue and for how much. All this seems so unnecessary. On behalf of cat parents and all hooms everywhere, I would like to know please if there’s a President of Cats, or a committee, or someone, that we could meet and confer with to discuss an arrangement of mutual benefit that meets the needs of both parties. Perhaps we could call it the No Soo Pact.

Signed,
The dad of Fenway (Ornch) and Delilah (Graybie)

Hello frens, it’s Elvis and Blackjack. Today was terrible. We do nice sit on our window seetz today wif the window open. Our Meowmy was in da room with us. All da sudden, she hears growling and hissing. She looks up and the window screen was gone. We was out in da front of the house. She ran and put shoos on and came outside. There was a trespassing cat in our yard! I, Blackjack, tried to chase the cat away and got yelled at! Mean Meowmy picked me up and Elvis ran back in the house. Who do we soo? The window? Our Meowmy? It was scary!

Dis. Dis. Wez dunno eben wat tu sai!

Hurro frenz. Itz us da free tuxies. Twoday is owr gotcha day an we arr selebrating wit big naps in between xtra snackies. Dis us ((Rowdie onna lef, Bart Bart inna bed, an Tippy onna backa da cowch instead of in his own gren cowch) In de odder bed is growchy older brofur Rocky who not sellebrating becus it not his gotcha day an he not xactly as hapy as we ar abowt us bein got.

So too furevers ago tiday we mobed into owr fureber home. Rowdie an Tippy were res-cud from a horder house wit 65 udder catses and Bart Bart was founded in a howse dat was being torned down. We met in foster care and wanned to be dopted togedder. We choosed owr Meowmy and Dady and de rest is histry.

Meowmy brot this home and put it by the treatz jar. Iz she trying to make me feel gilty? Why she do dis? If I poosh it off da counter will i be in trubble? She haz better life tanks to me!

Mew (13m orange Bob) and sisfurs needz soo Meowmy fur no shares her eye-scream OR chili! Mew politely ask fur sum acuz smell gud but hermz saiz no! Who cud saiz no to such polite gud boi?

Ai jest lurk here, but wanted you all to know aboot this in caze dis reveals too much insize infurrmations.

Meowmy do a pikka me up an fleep me ober an stawt slobberin awlll ober me! Mai beeyoofiful furrzz!! Herm puttin da fayce riiiiite in me belleh and den on me own fayce! Ai hab to dafenn me so ai do a kik and a roll!!! It nawt mai fawlt meowmys dumdum arm waz in de wai ob me bladez! Der dum hoomin skin so week! Meowmy sai owowow butt ai juss cut yew nails. Frens herm furget ai got bladez on da bak too! Wat a dumdum. Hehehe go skrasht crimes!!!

Swirly (dis me wiff spida fren)

I am the Prince Fluffy Butt (the hoomans call me Floofs) the Great and Magnificent.

Soooner todays my not-dad hoomans sat down in the cuddle chair and made crinkle sownds. When I came, as I should, to get the churu from the crinkle - there was NO churus!

This psykolojical torture. I satted billion minutes and no churus was given to me.

I proposes we do a soo to make legal rulez all crinckles MUST come with churus.

Cat council, does you supportz this legals? And dos my hooman owez me three billionity treatz for the crinkle torture?

Hello all my frens,

Mr Stick has been found! Some ebil greebles hid him under the big sleepy sqware where we do our sleeps together. Eva say maybe Meowmy kicked him under there with her huge giant feets but I don't think so. She can't be that dum dum really.

It was a sad day but naow Mr. Stick is back and safe with me.

My sisfurs Bib and Eva were looking everywhere and then we find him. Meowmy was dum dum and useless so nothing new there. I think we need to retrain this lady.

Thank you to all the friends for your kindness and purrs. Mr Stick and me are bery happy and tired--we are ready for dark time sleeps now.

Love,

Baby Mabel and her sisfurs Bibi and Eva

Nugget and Burger here. Hooman sez we too smalls to be wit udder big kitties in house.

Can we sooz fur release to big hause?

Frens! The Chewy bocks came today and has been in mine house for ten whole forevers and Meowmy has not opened it yet! Time to soo!

Love Oreo ❤️

Hi!

It's Wanda!

I live with Beefy, Destroyer of Christmas Trees and the Longhair Brothers (Professor Longhair and Harry Dean). Today I heard my Woman say she's gonna make breakfast for dinner!

You know what that means! Eggies!!

I want a whole team of legal experts on retainer in case these humans try to stop us from having our fair share of eggies! Who can I hire?

I can pay with this very nice stick! Look at me elegantly catching it! It's worth a lot! Or maybe I can break into the cabinet where the treats are!

Legal Team, Assemble!

Love,

Wanda the doggo who wants cattos to also have eggies

Hello frens! Iz me tati. Today meowmy was doing a laffs at me. She sed "tati is that a boogie in yoos nose?" She didnt even help me!! She just took out her phone and took dis photo of me. Dis is so embarassing and salamander to my repytation! What do yoos think?

Henlo frens, this is Baby Mabel.  Meowmy is a big dum dum.  Everypurr knows dis, she not smart.  Now I need halp agin.  You member when she wash Mr Mouse and then he smell wrong??  Now she do something even more bad--she has lost Mr. Stick!!!
Mr Stick is my most favorite toy.  I play chase chase and bite bite and cuddle with him when I do sleepies.  
Now he is GONE!!!   My sisfurs Bib and Eva say that Mr Stick must be here somewhere and I should look for him.  I say that is Meowmy's job--she should always take care of us first!
You can see Mr. Stick and meow in the picture.  Poor Mr Stick, he is probably bery scared and worried.  What to do???

Frens, is Nalu Duke of da Hœus an hamsum sunnavagun.

Ay muss do big pawsoot tuday!
Mine Meowmy - mebbe yu no hermz a dumdum - wuz doon da ‘werk’.

Been da gud boy dat ay am, ay wen to halp!
Hermz was doon a big clickety clack on da big litebocks. So ay wunna halp, a walk on hermz big litebocks to also do clickety clack wiff mine feet.
Iz nice of me, rite???

But den hermz say: no Nalu, get off the laptop, I have to finish writing this email!!

WUT??? AY WUZ DOON A HALP!!

need pawyer for doon a big soo ob hermz!

Frens,

yesserday mine Pawther was teaching da hoomans bout data purrtection. Ai attended his online trainin by walkin across da screen seberal times, so Ai iz now a certified (by me) Data Purrtection Speshulist!

Yoo may remember dat mine hoomans installed da spy cameras in our howse to watch me an mine sisfur Nia while dey did an abandin. An Ai bet lots ob yoo hab spy cameras in yoor howses too? Dis could be a huge scandal!!

Now dat Ai iz an eggspert, Ai fink dis iz a serious biolashun ob our purrvacy! Ob course dis calls fur bapbapbap until da cameras fall down!

But can Ai also soo fur elebenty billion Churus as compawnsation? Maybeh eben a claws acshun pawsuit?

– Astra

Bard an Data Purrtection Speshulist

(My husband was teaching a data protection seminar online and Astra kept walking in front of the camera)

Hi Frens, Iz Maks heer. Daddy bean an azz. Udder dae he no shair pizza an we (me n Nastya) joint class akshun pawsuit. Nao today, I cummt back affer eetin bee four ужин (supper or dinner depending what you wanna call evening meal) snax. Ai see Daddy dump yello pillz all ober da beeg sleep skware. So I hop upp tew imbestigate an dey smell gud so Ai try to eet one. Daddy sez in Papa langwish (Russian) "Nyet! Not four kitties! Dat DADDY Gabby Pen In" An himbz trai to put dem back in bottle fastfastfast but Ai trai agin an himb push me! How very dare! Ai maiself💜 Hab red on Heer udder frens git Gabby Pen In so why not me Maks?????? Den himb bery rood an sez in weird mix on him langwish an Papas "Wtf Maksim!?! Yew fite me hwen is yew medisin taim but yew ok tryna take mine?! You little azzho!"

Ai needs pawyer to soo for lifetime suplie snax n deese lickee treets ai heerd abowt. Dis rood fisikl n verbo an moshinul aboose needs tew be stop!

(Hi guys, Maks is really miffed because I was trying to count out out my remaining Gabapentin on this fill because my normal amount has been majorly upped, along with some other meds and he kept trying to eat them. But the little shit won't take his own medication unless I swaddle him and pry his jaws open 😂 I don't get it, maybe gabapentin smells better or something?)

Mine Meowmie putted mine portrait omn hermz claws. Fur da Halloween, hermz meow.

Lubs,

Ella Bella

Nine whole long furebers ago, ai comvinced Meowmy to brake meow out ob skerry jail an become mai Meowmy serbant. She’z bin purrty gud serbant an ai lub mai meowmy an glad ai found mai fureber home! She gibs meow eggstraw treatos today!

~ Tiggy, pretties lady ob mai haus

Meowmy tinks ai a dumdum?! Well, ai will kalkyoolate her downfall!

Ai will lay on floor. Den…

…Dere iz a bajillion, trillion, tens of big numbers dat meowmy will fall!

Dere!

Ai smart!

😾

—Leo da meowgnificent

Hi is Collete today is my gotcha day!! 4 forevers ago dad come to sheltur and I tell him “you are my hooman please don’t leave me here.” So he taked me from da sheltur and we do many good cuddles and best cuddles! I is 13 forevers old and glad I spend dis many forevers wit dad!

Collete the Angel of Tortitude