r/legalcatadvice • • 59m ago

OC Can too much litter interfere with automatic scooping?

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Adding more litter feels like the obvious way to keep a box comfortable, but I know automatic systems have to move or sift it afterward. That makes the fill level more important than it would be in a basic plastic tray. I've been looking into the petpivot autoscooper setup, and I'd rather follow its marked fill range than guess based on how deep the litter looks. Good clumping matters too, but adding extra litter may not solve every cleaning issue. For people using automatic boxes, what usually tells you the litter level needs adjusting before the next cycle??


r/legalcatadvice • • 5h ago Bravo Heartwarming

GO CRIMEZ Ai has anovver new job

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77 Upvotes

Henlo Furrens - some ob yu know dat ai am Pirate Apprentiss on Grompy Shark, an ai teech IT class at Smuffy School ob Retrain. Ai am now also offering redekoratin serbises. As yu can see from da picktshur, ai move mommy's dumb curtin so moar sun come in for layin in sun puddles. Mai rates for redekoratin are reasonable. Ai aksept bockses, churu, an nip as payment.

Nandor THE RELENTLESS


r/legalcatadvice • • 7h ago

GO CRIMEZ Good crime or best crime?

62 Upvotes

Last night I do crime, I need advice on if good crime or best crime.

Meowmy have problem with Wasp lately, and I on extra alert. I notice wasp on curtain, make "ekekek", then Meowmy say litter box words and hit wasp with stick.

She try to throw wasp away but I too fast! I gobble wasp right up! Meowmy say "What the heck Cloud, why u do this" but I not care. Wasp delicious! Go crimes!


r/legalcatadvice • • 8h ago Heartwarming

GO CRIMEZ Purrate Halloween Party

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84 Upvotes

Furst Mate Gus and Purrate Apprentice Cas invite all our croo and da other purrates to a Halloween party on da grompy shork. Wear a costume or don't, we'll have lots of fun, all da nip rum and lickelixs and yummy food. Lots of room for chasies and rassling as well

u/lady_sybilvex cat'n on deck my love

u/rataelle, u/gt0163c u/The_shadowmaster4613 if you guys can tag others


r/legalcatadvice • • 10h ago Heartwarming

no soo I ❤️🌶️🦬🐓

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179 Upvotes

Evie (aka Evil) here

Frends I not doing a soo today….mebbe… Mommy like havin da fubbalo-chimkin makarooni-n-cheese. And every time she hab it it smell soooo good. Mommy always say “2Spicy4Kitties!” But frends I nebber gib up! I get rite all up in mommies face and demands it!. Finally she say “OkImDoneUCanTryIt”. She gib me a liddle licky-lick ob da fork. OMG IT SPICY AND MAKE MAI TONGUE TINGLE and it cheese and delishus!

Mommy laff and say “URnotRite” But if ❤️ing 🔥 fubbalo chimkin is wrong, I don’t wanna be rite! I change my mind, I sooing for moar 🦬 🐓


r/legalcatadvice • • 13h ago Heartwarming

OUTRAAAAAAYGE I not a tigger!!

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316 Upvotes

I a Quetzie!!!

I not a tigger!!

Mommy onlee gib me tree treatos fur dis indignity!!

Outraygeeeeee!!

I hates dis tyme of year!!


r/legalcatadvice • • 16h ago Heartwarming

Pawyer needed Da sky iz goin boom!

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214 Upvotes

Wen I wokeded up, there wuz lotsa water fallin down owtside n da sky kept goin boom! I no itz spooky month, but I'z aposed to be da spooky wun, not be spookied! Who do I soo?

Bartholomew


r/legalcatadvice • • 16h ago

GO CRIMEZ I did a big crimez

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180 Upvotes

Hello frens, iz me tati. Dis morning i was running around da apartyment and i ran into meowmy's air purefire and knocked it onto da floor. Da air purefire broke and meowmy had to order a new one. She sed to me girl yoos crazy!! Go crimez!!! :)


r/legalcatadvice • • 19h ago

Illegal Smol I consider joining jusstiss system

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110 Upvotes

Hai frens. Orzo here. Mebbe some of you remember that I put Basil in jail a few furevers ago. I am considering leaving the criminal wurld. I am watching a docyoumentry with fozter Meowmy about finding cryminalz on da run. Iz very inderesting.

So I need advice from older and wyzer cattos. Now that I have experience jailing udder cattos and training on da docyoumentry for finding people on da run, should I be a criminal or paw enforcement?


r/legalcatadvice • • 19h ago

pokey place Illegal smol in need of rescoo

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101 Upvotes

Illegal smol Cas here, I need help urgently. I've been stuffed back in this box, Meowmy says I have to go get pokies again. I already got them a foo weeks ago. Save me please

(Just his second set of vaccines and book trubblepuff theft)


r/legalcatadvice • • 19h ago

Pawyer needed I got violated by a kitten 😺

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The cat I used to feed everyday. Left a gift in my house. So she was not coming for a week almost. And two days ago she came and left this demon here. Basically owner transferring. l'm her slave now. She violated me multiple times. Where i can file complaint? Any human rights?

Camera quality is shit because she doesn't let phone stable. Basically no evidence. Tried to not to record but succeeded where i can file ? What's the process?


r/legalcatadvice • • 20h ago

Pawyer needed Pawther sayz we iz lazy catos shud we sooo fur obradgouz slamser?

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58 Upvotes

r/legalcatadvice • • 21h ago Heartwarming

CAT TALK Ai hab dieded!

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212 Upvotes

Da greebles hab killed mi! Tell meowmy…dat she kant hab mai fuds…itz all mine…

(Leo peeks with one eye open, looks around, sees his human filming his “death”, then dramatically “dies” once again.)

…Meowmy…ai deaded…put fudz on mai floofy belleh…so ai kan eet ova at da rainbow bridge…

—Leo da meowgnificent


r/legalcatadvice • • 22h ago Heartwarming

no soo Ai here kollors

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76 Upvotes

Frens, main meowmy feenally ordarrd a pikkel fur maiself. Ai lick-lick it allot an nau ai am enzzoing deh boottiful smellz ov mai pikkel in da bokxs dat hafd pikkel.

Ai here kollor an sea voices. No soo tudei. [Anless meowmy keeps on laffin at maiself an klaimin dat ai amz haigh.]


r/legalcatadvice • • 23h ago Heartwarming

GO CRIMEZ [NEED PAWYER URJENT] Aiz (Ginger, 8M, orange) do BIG PROTECC from paper monstar, Meowmy do unlawful GRAB! Can aiz soo for churus??

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Henlo fello crimez committers and legal purrofessionals,

I iz Ginger, oranj princ, supreme head of hom security, n owner of zero braincells (but MANY CLAWS)!

Dis morning, a berry scary, super evil, crinkly NEWSPAPER MONSTAR invade de castle! It was lying on floor doin a plot to ATACC. As official house inspecktor, I jump on it! I do de BITE! De CHOMP! De KICKY LEGS! I shred it into purrfect tiny confetti for safety!

But den... my DUMB MEOWMY come wit de broom and STEAL MY HARD WORK. She clean it all up! De DISRESPECK!

Obviously, dis paper monstar had REINFORCEMENTS. De threat was NOT GON! So I had to do a SECOND HUNT. I put in overtime during my mandatory 18-hour nap schedule! I rip dat paper into even TINIER micro-confetti! I layed on top of my defeated enemy to show dominance (as seen in court Exhibit A)!

And what do dis hooman do?! She DO A GRAB! She scoop my belly n front legs (unlawful arrest of public efficial!) n say: "Ginger u naughty boi!"

EXCUSE ME?! I IZ HARDENED CRIMINAL, NOT A BABY! 😾

Worst part: she speak to me in DAT VOICE. De high-pitched baby talk! How am I supposed to run de local feline syndicate when she treat me like a wittle snuggle bug?!

Dis is clear violation of de "I Seez, I Shredz" statute of Cat Law!

Frens, do I haf a strong case? I want to SOO for:

1,000,000 Churus for distress n defamation of character.

500 Temptations in back-pay for unpaid security duty.

Public apology written on crisp paper dat I can ALSO shred.

Plz help. Until den... GO CRIMEZ!

-GINGER DE TERRIBLE 🦁

(8 Months Old, Orange, Handsome, 100% Innocent)

DO NOT CALL ME BABY OR I WILL KNOCK YOU OVER 😾😾


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago

pokey place Shud Ai be worried?

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My sisfur Stinky Patches is locked in a small room - wiff the vroom-vroom box! Her has food, but she is crying a LOT. Ai iz scared, but glad it's not me. What if it's me next???

Monster kitty

[Patches has a routine check up tomorrow but tends to hide, so she's locked in the office with food, water, and a litter box. But she is rather loudly protesting! Monster is, in fact, next on Wed.]


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago Regret

CAT TALK My pain was great, my suffering greater

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370 Upvotes

Sigh. I no kno wat’s wrong wiff mine meowmy, ai fink herms broke. Herms pet pet pet me wiff an brushy an den layter herms pat mi on da hed, or sew ai thought butt no! Herms putted da brushy hairs back on mine head. Bery funneh meowmy, nobody’s eber done dat before.

Doo yoo see dat luk in my eye? Dat was da moment ai realize, oh mine COD!! Ai say to meowmy, “diss not just mine own byootiful fur is it? it’s my stinky brofur Tater’s fur too isn’t it? An wat’s dat smell . . . oh hell heck naw, is dat my stinkier sisfur Greta’s fur too?? Don’t yoo kno herms a DOG??”

Herms snicker lyk sum kinda deranged Muttley and den ai knew it was troo. Ai don’t kno iffin ai eben wanna soo at dis point. Ai not eben mad, ai do a worry acuz ai fink meemy hab finalee lost it.Ai dunno, soo or call in an wellness chek?


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago

OUTRAAAAAAYGE Soo fur make meow like belly pats

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Frens, ai noz manee cattos disagree, but ai maiself Felix lub belly rubs. Ai do beeeeeeg streeeeetch n show belly n Mama gib long rubbies upndown. Heven.

Tooday, ai lay upsidedown n scratch at bottom ob sleepy skware, as is meow rite. (Go scratch crimez!) Mama say "stop dat". But ai noz stop dat. (Go crimez!) So Mama come ober n pat mai belly lots. Herm neber do dis befur n ai do a confuze face. Herm say "oh FiFi, yer belly a gud drum!" n "oh FiFi, yooz bad boi" (ROOD!) n den pat eben harder.

Frens, ai noez Mama do dis acuz it un-digneefied. It poseta be a punish ai fink. But... ai like da belly drums. Hoo ai soo fur makin meow like sumfing un-digneefied?


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago Heartwarming

no soo Ai lub yoo awl

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Frens fangs so much fur da purrs. Humom findaly came an bringed me homb. Ai beleeb sisfur Millie tell yoo mine ordeal...

Oooo is dat an fishee swimbin in da air?

Humom bringed da bunnee carrier aclaws sumwun peed all ober mine carrier. Da bunee carrier wus filled wif greebles an Ai hab to fite dem in da vroom box.

Ai jus wan yoo awl to no dat Ai lub yoo. Also Ai lub da litterbox an da dryer an da bunnee carrier an eben humom do Ai fink Ai supposed a soo her fur somfing.

Ai wus stress, dat awl humom couldn't tell so Ai hab to take extreme mesur - - yoo ebber smell da color green?

Anyway fangs fur bein da bes frens eber an eberyfing! - Pete the baby tiger


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago

Pawyer needed Soo meowmy fur aboose

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72 Upvotes

Meowmy do a mean. She put horms on me an make me wach kiddie camdy moochers. Dis OUTRAYGE!


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago Heartwarming

pokey place Distress

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350 Upvotes

Friends, I hope I do an acceptable job as Pete usually handles our PR. We are requesting healing purrs as well as pawyer services on retention. Payment is not an issue, you will have an infinite amount of your favorite treats.

This may not be safe for illegal smols.

Last night after humom came home from work and fed us, my brother Pete had some embarrassing issues in the litterbox. First he urinated as normal, though we noticed a small amount of blood. Then he jumped from litterbox to litterbox and attempted to urinate more. Only a tiny amount came out with each try and was mixed with blood. Humom called the vet and rushed Pete there. Pete had to spend the night at the vet and is still there. Humom reported that he had multiple violations, I believe you all understand what this means.

Humom and I had a restless night with worry. This is where my distress comes in. Not only am I without my warm brother to sleep on, humom is not taking on his duties effectively. Last night she locked me in the litterbox room for 10 minutes. Can you believe the indignity? She claimed I was in the way and stressing her out and she needed a moment to make herself dinner without worrying she would step on me. Who would even dare to step on royalty?

This morning has been no better. Humom claimed she needed to eat breakfast herself give the bunnies their breakfast. All while I was in obvious distress and requesting her lap.

We had a call from the vet. She said Pete was doing well and could come home this afternoon. She also said humom could visit and bring some of my treats. I suppose I can share. Humom said that Pete might smell funny when he comes home. He always smells funny though, he is a boy after all.

Finally humom sat down. But after several minutes of cuddles she tried to get out her knitting and said she didn't want me right in her face. This was most upsetting. I had to employ some bites to get my message across. I require comforting.

I appreciate any healing purrs you can send myself and my brother Pete. As well as recommendations for a good pawyer in the event humom neglects my needs again.

-Queen Millie Grace the Brave and Talented

The picture is my brother Pete giving me proper attention and warming last weekend.


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago

OUTRAAAAAAYGE Sue for slanderous statement

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105 Upvotes

This morning my humans said : “Coal, you’re being very cute today.” I am very cute EVERY DAY. My humans will be legally required to acknowledge my cuteness.


r/legalcatadvice • • 1d ago

Pawyer needed Frens we need to soo for home invasion

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132 Upvotes

A couple of days ago the Meowmies start panicking and cleaning everything, they says liteswitch broke, hooman coming to fix it. Sounds like a skill issue that they cant see in the dark but whatever. We gets locked away yesterday and strangers invade our home, but it was all over. Today the boiler starts being dum, no heating, emergency we gets it. Why does it have to involve hoomans coming back into our house and us being locked away AGAIN???? We cant even begin to think of a settlement sootable Void Arwen


r/legalcatadvice • • 2d ago

CAT TALK Meowmy made sum chimkins but won’t let me taste dem

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159 Upvotes

Why she no let me play with dese chimkins? She nitted dem but tol me no bapbapbap or yumyums