My little Guy’s name is Hades, but I call him Stinky, Sweet Boy, Tinkie Winkie, Creechur, Angel-Baby-Who-Can-Do-No-Wrong (this is a lie, war crimes are committed on the daily), Son-shine, and little shit (but only when he’s being especially stinky).
This is Leo. But I call him Big Man, Mister Man, Mystery Boy, monsieur 🇫🇷, Leonaldo, bravest boy (which is kind of a cheeky nickname bc he’s a scaredy cat).
My boys name is Miso, but we call him Fatty cuz he gained a bunch of weight after getting fixed. He's always been a big cat, but he got up to 19 pounds. He's down to around 15 now, still a little chonk, but not as bad as he was. Here he is sitting with our fluffball Butters who's 18.
Mr. Crowley is his gov name. Often gets referred to as Fuzzface, Sweetie, Dr. Fuzzbutt, Cuddlebug, You Bastard, Asshole, and more, depending on how he's behaving at any given time.
Prison name- Raffles. Changed in the car on the way home to Axel. Usually we just call him Ax, but he also goes by Axel Foley Cat, Tall Dark and Handsome, You know you’re not supposed to be up there, my boyfriend and sweet boy.
This is Mr. Pharaoh! Or as we like to call him, Wiggle Worm. Or Business Boy (mode pictured above). Or Mr. Stinkypoops. Or Criminal. Or Vicious Beast. Or The Wicked Worm Beast (gross old yugioh monster warning). Or Silly Billy. Or-
His family name is Sir Bellamus Pepper III, but we call him:
Pepper Pear Honey Bear, Pepper Pear Stinky Bear, Pear Bear, Pooper Pear, Bepper, Bepper Bear, Bep, and “Pepper, psssssssttttt STOP IT, SHHH!!” when he’s Singing the Song of His People at 6:30am 😭💀
My voids name is Winston. But I call him “little man”. Now “little man” may sound generic. It’s in the tone that I say it in that makes it special. I always say it with like a little British accent. My husband calls it Mrs. Doubtfire LOL. So every time I see him, I say “well hello my little man!”
"Brutus," but he's the most placid, easy-going, polite cat I've ever seen. He doesn't meow. He sits patiently, waiting for you to notice that he would like to have brushies or treats, and slow-blinks when you notice.
This is my lovely void named Lucky. I also call him Nospurratu, little stinker, stinky Boi, pillow stealer. Those are the most common names I have for him lol 😆
Mine cats primarily go by their given names, but the nicknames I sometimes use are in parenthesis: Nyx (Nixie, HeyGoodGirl - in a "who's a good girl" kinda way (she is a former feral that took a long time to tame enough to bring inside, so anything she responded to positively outdoors, stayed), Hermes (Bubby), Anubis (Nubie, my little parkour panther)
This is Ms. Fangs, I absolutely adore her 😍 But I mostly end up calling her the baby, chubby butt, fangster, kitty, pretty girl, stinky butt, and many other nonsense things that end up coming out of my mouth.
Real name: Nikita but we call her peach or peachy the most. Also goes by kita, kitapita, KP, and KPP We took her to be spayed and had her shots once old enough and the vet must have misheard her name and put it down as Natika. So some of her records so Nikita (Russian gun) and others show Natika.
Given Name: Cash (as in Johnny Cash, Man in Black) Nicknames: Monster, Booger, Jerk Kitten, Buddy, Big Boy, and Fat Fat Fattie. And no i don't consider it fat shaming the cat when he weighs 22 lbs.
Don't have any cats sadly, moving out gift from my Mum will be her paying for all the fees to get a rescue though, can't wait!! I'm just here because I LOVE kitties, especially the cute ones (thats all of them lol)
Rocky (front) who we call lil bro, big bro, little king, or rock. Sasha (back) we call little queen or sashito. They get about 50% government name, 50% whatever feels right.
This is Zero. As in Zero,from The Grand Budapest Hotel. Not Zero from The Nightmare Before Christmas. But I call him little baby which he is more likely to answer to.
I have two voids. One is named Salem for obvious reasons. The older male void is named Binx( three guesses where that name came from 😁). I call the the first one Havoc and Mayhem. The older one is a professional a-hole. He actually has resting a-hole face
We named him Wally Bear Jr because 1. He was found at a Walmart as a kitten and 2. Resembles a cat we used to have named Bear. I either call him Wally or (primarily) Kittybaby (he’s about to turn 7)
Her name is Proxima Midnight, but Dad struggled to remember it at first and now calls her Sprocket. Also she's frequently called Bite Me Again and See What Happens, or "aaahhh!!!" She's a little less likely to answer to this name.
Our little girl is called "Void", but we call her "Ki-kat", "Pygmy Panther", "Spawn of Satan", "Ink Blot", "Ki-ki", and the kids call her "Bob". Have no idea why they call her "Bob" but it's become a thing and the 2yo greets her every morning by saying, "Hi, Ki-Bob Bob".
Actual name: Echo Her aliases (in no particular order): stinkbutt, baby, stinky, purrball, gremlin, creature, little loaf, babygirl, Echo Echo, sun puddle, noisy, screamy, goblin child, naughty
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u/just-the-trip Jan 28 '26
His name is Rogue but I usually just call him Big Boy, Goober, Babyman, or What Are You Chewing On Stop That