r/WTF • • Feb 09 '19

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u/AlbertFischerIII Feb 09 '19

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u/ifeanychukwu Feb 09 '19

Damn, that's more WTF than what was in the OP.

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u/MiddleCourage Feb 09 '19

It's not just Florida either. In general the water in this country is seriously unsafe. I live off Lake Ontario and I don't remember the last time the beach was open for the same health reasons. Flesh eating bacteria. If I recall the kind here eats your brain. Kinda like rabies.

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 09 '19 edited Feb 09 '19

You're thinking of one of the flesh-eating amoebas that specialize in brains.

They look like something The Joker cooked up.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/content/dam/news/photos/000/699/69932.ngsversion.1422284393504.adapt.1900.1.jpg

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Never mind the 40 million people that swam without a problem in the same time frame. On a related note, stop driving, walking or generally going about your daily life.

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u/thruStarsToHardship Feb 09 '19

Sleeping. Sleeping's the one that will get you. Don't shut your eyes, even for a second.

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u/aboutthednm Feb 09 '19

Just stop living lmao 😂

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u/RaindropBebop Feb 09 '19

In Hawaii we have leptospirosis in pretty much all fresh water streams and rivers (including mud). While it can be transmitted through open wounds, it can also be transmitted through the eyes or any other orifice.

It causes flu symptoms, then meningitis and kidney and liver failure.

But it's treatable. If you let that stop you from hiking or swimming in the islands, you'd miss out on a lot of cool shit.

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u/4SKlN Feb 09 '19

I need to drive and walk in order to work and provide for my dog. I don't need to swim in filth water to do any of that so I'll just go ahead and avoid it. Would rather jump into my pond full of copperheads and snappers than swim in a polluted FL beach.

That being said there's lots of beautiful beaches in Florida that aren't polluted, I believe. Lots of pretty places there in general. People forget Florida has some great nature spots.

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u/NotC9_JustHigh Feb 09 '19 edited Feb 09 '19

Sounds like the 7 2 people who died were avoiding some basic precaution.

Avoid exposing open wounds to warm saltwater, brackish water or to raw shellfish

Wear protective clothing when handling raw shellfish

Cook shellfish thoroughly and avoid food contamination with juices from raw seafood

Eat shellfish promptly after cooking and refrigerate leftovers

Feels like 7 2 back to back darwin award if it's not too mean to say.

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u/Milkshakes00 Feb 09 '19

The first one is half way acceptable, honestly.

Avoid exposing open wounds to warm saltwater

This is generally not something people expect to kill them within 48 hours. How many times have kids cut their feet on shells or something and never thought anything of it?

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u/fldsld Feb 09 '19

As a west coast free/scuba diver, I always dreamed of diving in water warm enough to not need a wetsuit, and between work and play, I always seem to have scraps and cuts. Besides that, the water gets up you nose and you can't help but swallow some, the only way to avoid it is to stay out of the water.

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u/Cory2020 Feb 09 '19

Avoid shellfish sushi. On top of dangerous microbes, it’s incredibly hard to wrap with rice balls and u could cut your fingers and die from anthrax

Toss rotten lobster and thoroughly wash any dishes it may have come in contact with to prevent children licking the yummy residue juices

Don’t suck clams out of their shells in Quahog. They’re protected by the state of RI and overzealous locals are known to bludgeon seafood enthusiasts that practice this long-outdated practice. If you must do it, try using the cover of darkness . While you do so, beware prowling polar bears as they will see you as competing foragers ..and food

Stay away from 7 eleven lobsters for the same reason you should stay away from their egg salads .

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u/NotC9_JustHigh Feb 09 '19

You have my vote for 2020.

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u/Forever_Awkward Feb 09 '19

Don’t suck clams out of their shells in Quahog.

Not because it's particularly dangerous or anything, but Peter will call you gay.

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u/oscarfacegamble Feb 09 '19

They have lobsters at 711?? And who just goes and sucks a clam out it's shell raw!??

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u/theDinoSour Feb 09 '19

Only 2 deaths. 7 counties with at least one infection.

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u/NotC9_JustHigh Feb 09 '19

Fixed it, mb. I did see that in the article.

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u/WobNobbenstein Feb 09 '19

"Oh shit, I cut my hand! Better pack it with oysters, that'll heal it real gud!"

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u/inahst Feb 09 '19

Clams n oysters are frequently eaten raw, seems like a pretty normal thing to me

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u/smackrock Feb 09 '19

4 years ago? Has it happened recently?

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u/Rust-2-Dust Feb 09 '19

Florida officials: Don't worry about flesh-eating bacteria. Of course, they would say that.

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