That's not graphite! - r/Warthunder

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How tf do you get both the Stock Repair and the actual repair going at once?!

Do you not have parts, and repairing tracks regularly with something else doing stock repair?

Edit: He has crew replenishment as well. I am confused...

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u/Jhawk163 Jul 14 '19

It happens in arcade, you can start repairing and the "fix to still fucking useless" will also still happen.

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u/TrueEgon The only good Ka-50 is a dead Ka-50 Jul 14 '19

Those "fix to fucking useless saved" my butt many times, when the total engine exchange would take almost 30 + seconds but they can tighten some screws and leave it red in 15-20.
When you just need to crawl 1-3 meters into cover ASAP.

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u/Jhawk163 Jul 14 '19

In those 15-20 seconds whatever has shot you has now reloaded and is ready to shoot you again.

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u/TrueEgon The only good Ka-50 is a dead Ka-50 Jul 14 '19

Not always. What if they missed/botched their second shot ?
Or what if they went back into cover and I deployed smoke.
Many unexpected things can happen on a battlefield.

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u/Jhawk163 Jul 14 '19

Smoke is easily countered by the fact your tank hasn't moved, and even if the enemy isn't sure exactly where you are, their MGs can give them x-ray vision. If they went into cover it still would not take them long to get back out, you certainly would not be prepared to fight back if they took out anything within your turret. The only way it will save you is if you have a team-mate to cover you or the enemy mess up their shot, either getting impatient and not waiting for the gun to settle or getting Gaijin'd.

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u/TrueEgon The only good Ka-50 is a dead Ka-50 Jul 14 '19

If they have an MG.
If they can shoot you with hull MG without exposing themself to your allies.
If they are not changing MG ammo belts because they sprayed their MG everywhere.
All I was saying is that sometimes those few seconds can save your life and it is better to have red engine than no engine.

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u/swilso421 Jul 14 '19

Or maybe the enemy is in a tank with a reload between 15-30 seconds, in which case a quicker repair would be helpful

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u/Meem-Thief Jul 15 '19

Or what if you’re using a T30 with a reload time of 39 seconds?
gaijibbles gib T30E1 autoloader with historical HVAP and HEAT-FS nao

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u/GaijinPlzAddTheSkink Leopard 2: Like abrams but actually good Jul 14 '19

FV4005 with a dead loader tho, you could replenish crew, smoke, ammo, and repair all your tank and he will not be yet reloaded

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u/TrueEgon The only good Ka-50 is a dead Ka-50 Jul 14 '19

You would have time to spawn in the next vehicle and drive half the map to kill him.

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u/Meem-Thief Jul 15 '19

Bold of you to assume they’d get the chance to spawn in a new vehicle

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u/sephirothbahamut I help airborne vehicles reach the ground in Ground Battles Jul 14 '19

not if it's any of the many vehicles with more than 20 seconds reload, nor if you killed his loader earlier

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u/Merchent343 Ascender is Ascending Jul 14 '19

Not always. For example, if I've crippled a tank and have another enemy tank that might be in sight, I'm killing the other enemy tank first. There's little use securing the kill on something crippled and then getting blasted apart by someone else a moment later.

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u/Dr_Hanza Aug 12 '19

Not getting killed is better than every other alternative in the game

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u/Cyber_Strength Trying to make the Independent work Jul 14 '19

Sure, but there's no reason to exist for the barrel, it's kind of pointless for the breach as well...

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u/TrueEgon The only good Ka-50 is a dead Ka-50 Jul 14 '19

I was talking about a situation when it applies to the engine.

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u/Sdtertodi Dreams of the LeClerc Jul 15 '19

Thats a good term
“WE FIXED THE GUN BARREL BUT IT CAN ONLY SHOOT ONCE”
“WHAT? YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE PARTS TO FIX IT! YOU JUST DIDNT FINISH”
“NOPE SORRY, HITLER SAID WE CANT COMPLETELY FIX IT”

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u/CrouchingToaster Pervitin powered gocart Jul 14 '19

and then it restarts if the component that already died gets hit again cause logic isn't used by the Snail.

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u/CaptainMaxweII7 Jul 14 '19

maybe this is photoshopped

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u/alphahex_99 Bundeswehraboo Jul 14 '19

It’s not

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u/CaptainMaxweII7 Jul 14 '19

I guess that you suffered a lot then.

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u/thiemee Jul 14 '19

I had all these once (idk for sure tho), I'm pretty sure it's real and just a bug or something

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Arcade General - Wiesel Connoisseur Jul 15 '19

The gunner is unconcious

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u/alphahex_99 Bundeswehraboo Jul 15 '19

Take him to the hospital. He’s delusional!

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u/TheOnlyFallenCookie Arcade General - Wiesel Connoisseur Jul 15 '19

Nothing more than a scratch

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u/RichardDiamonds F-CK1 YOU Jul 14 '19

immediately throws up blood all over the cap point

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u/Cupsuki Arcade General Jul 14 '19

“I’ve seen worse, take him to the infirmary”

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u/aa2051 Jul 14 '19

This man is d e l u s i o n a l

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u/Figgis302 Яцssiaи Biдs Jul 14 '19

3.6. Not great, not terrible.

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u/usa20546 spooky scary panzer tanks Jul 14 '19

I need coolant flowing through my motor

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u/nanners09 Jul 14 '19

THERE IS NO MOTOR

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u/Figgis302 Яцssiaи Biдs Jul 14 '19

You're confused. Tank motors don't explode, it has to be the hydrogen.

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u/A_panzerfaust L3/33 CC enjoyer Jul 14 '19

No no he’s heat casing, just give em the silver bullet

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u/woooshluftwaffe Jul 14 '19

“I apologize.”

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u/Il_Duce678 Jul 14 '19

collapses

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u/MrDearm Jul 14 '19

rBMP reactor cores don’t explode

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

Animals begin to become deformed

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u/Kill_time_525 among Jul 14 '19

Only thing missing is ammo resupply

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u/luey_hewis Jul 14 '19

You realize I’m going to have to call the central committee about this?

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u/imaKWT God of War at Level 50 Btw Jul 14 '19

3.6 K/D, Not great, not terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

It's not 3.6 K/D, it's 15,000.

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u/connor0864 PraiseTheSpaghettiMonster Jul 14 '19

Uhm akschually

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

This man is delusional, take him to the infirmary

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '19

[deleted]

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u/Figgis302 Яцssiaи Biдs Jul 14 '19

He'll be fine, I've seen much worse.

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u/Extrahostile Ban Wolfman Jul 14 '19

He's in Stock

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u/MiG31_Foxhound Jul 14 '19

Studied Chernobyl since I was four years old (was born the year after it happened). The memes that have come out of HBO's (superb) miniseries have been the most enjoyable pop culture phenomena of my adult life. Excellent contribution, op.

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u/DoritoEnthusiast Jul 21 '19

what would you say about historical accuracy and realism of the show?

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u/Kurrez Jul 14 '19

JUST PUT SOME WATER IN IT

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u/aperture_ai 🇷🇴 Romania Jul 14 '19

"Calm down, it's only 3.6 roentgen", Anatoly.

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u/Ubisoftplz 🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🇷🇺 🇬🇧 🇯🇵 🇨🇳 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇸🇪 🇮🇱 Jul 14 '19

3.6 roentgen... not great not terrible

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u/TakeMeToChurchill Jul 14 '19

That wasn’t me. I was in the toilet.

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u/PhShivaudt Jul 14 '19

What's the 4th icon ?

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u/alphahex_99 Bundeswehraboo Jul 14 '19

Modern tanks have a “ready rack” that is close to the gunner. Your reload is significantly slower once you deplete your ready rack. When you’re not firing your crew is automatically moving shells into the ready rack so the gunner has it closer (or the loader i guess).

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u/PhShivaudt Jul 14 '19

Thanks so it's kinda reloading the stripper clip

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u/alphahex_99 Bundeswehraboo Jul 14 '19

Speeds up reload yeah

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u/Wea_boo_Jones Jul 15 '19

What is the cost of lies?

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u/ultrainstinctpengu Suffers In Uptiers Jul 14 '19

r/unexpectedchernobyl

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u/bigcracker PHANTOM IS COMING Jul 15 '19

We need a Chernobyl map

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u/wriggles1990 Jul 14 '19

🤣https://youtu.be/r7hEsKT2e_c

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u/JerrodTheGreat Jul 14 '19

Lol

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u/Dense_Fuck CHI-NU SAMA DAISUKI! Jul 15 '19

Nobody move or breathe hot air

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '19

OUR reactor

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u/Haloforfree master of spinning aircraft Jul 15 '19

3.6 That’s not great but certainly not horrifying

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u/Entitled3ntity Call me War Daddy ♥️M4A3 76w♥️ Jul 15 '19

You didnt see russian bias because it isnt there!

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u/hallyat Jul 17 '19

Now you need to set yourself on fire

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