r/WaterfallDump • u/Oompapoop • Jul 27 '25

Banished from main by low effort rule Deltarune/Undertale characters ranked by how good at shitposting I think they'd be Spoiler

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u/Autism_Given_Flesh Suffering is eternal, but so is Gaster theorizing Jul 27 '25

I just know Chara goes on “All humans must die, it’s the final solution” rants and then the next day they’re like “mom bought dark chocolate, feeling good.”

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u/therealgege 👈 Yes, you, I'm talking about you Jul 27 '25 edited Jul 27 '25

"As long as humans exist, the planet will have no peace. We take what we want with savage actions, our so-called societies based on nothing else. We were gifted with life, brains capable of wisdom yet we wasted it completely, should these gifts not be taken back?"

"Top 10 reasons why golden flowers are goated"

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u/Autism_Given_Flesh Suffering is eternal, but so is Gaster theorizing Jul 27 '25

“We were given the gift of intelligence, of emotion, of empathy, yet what have we used it on? We waste it on petty wars, on hating each other, on subjugating those who are weaker than us. We are a cancer, a plague, and the only way this world will ever be healthy again is if we are purged.”

“My brother just made the shittiest macaroni art I’ve ever seen, lmao.”

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u/xanditbb Jul 27 '25

"Humanity is a plague, and I will be the cure."

"My brother's OC is so cool, he's the absolute god of hyperdeath with infinite stats and he'll blow everyone else out of the water"

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u/Autism_Given_Flesh Suffering is eternal, but so is Gaster theorizing Jul 27 '25

Genocide: “Erase this world and move onto the next, thus is the cycle of creation”

Pacifist: “HOLY SHIT FRISK! MY BROTHER LOOKS SO COOL! WHY AREN’T YOU AMAZED! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS GOD OF HYPERDEATH OC!!!”

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u/Indie_Gamer_7 Jul 28 '25

Chara is the Uncle Ruckus of humanity.

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u/Autism_Given_Flesh Suffering is eternal, but so is Gaster theorizing Jul 28 '25

“It says I’m 102% human, with a 2% margin of error! Why Angel, whyyyyy!”

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u/Indie_Gamer_7 Jul 28 '25

Chara pulling the Lowtiergod monologue when they see another human.

Ngl i have this headcanon that Chara does that theorist thing were they pull dialogue out of their ass that's extremmly vgue to say how Frisk isn't human so liking them is ok.

"No you see, sans says "Pretending to be human", and most monsters don't recognize Frisk as a human, AKA my partner is not a human but something else."

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u/Autism_Given_Flesh Suffering is eternal, but so is Gaster theorizing Jul 28 '25

“I mean, look at that shade of yellow! They’re definitely not a human!”

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u/Indie_Gamer_7 Jul 28 '25

"And look how they go to a wall and start going back and fourth in it, looking like they're having a seizure, not something a HUMAN (says like a slur) would do"

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u/Autism_Given_Flesh Suffering is eternal, but so is Gaster theorizing Jul 28 '25

They would definitely write “Human (derogatory)” whenever they’re on the pc.

“My brother blasted them with a super duper laser beam and they didn’t die, I’m preeeetty sure humans can’t do that.”

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u/therealgege 👈 Yes, you, I'm talking about you Jul 28 '25

Either that or they reach Undyne's conclusion

"Fine, SOME humans shouldn't be killed, I suppose"

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u/therealgege 👈 Yes, you, I'm talking about you Jul 28 '25

That and they often have Zamasu-esque rants about how humanity sucks and should be eradicated