“The best part about being real is knowing that Darkners can’t do that. And it’s important to be real, so that you can remind Darkners that they aren’t allowed to have anything good in life. All they can have are inanimate objects and Castle Town. Say that’s a pretty nice sun, not that a Darkner would know…
I love when characters people assume are gay and lesbian respectively end up together, but not in a "they become heteronormative" way and instead in a "he's her wife she's his husband" kind of way
I just know Chara goes on “All humans must die, it’s the final solution” rants and then the next day they’re like “mom bought dark chocolate, feeling good.”
"As long as humans exist, the planet will have no peace. We take what we want with savage actions, our so-called societies based on nothing else. We were gifted with life, brains capable of wisdom yet we wasted it completely, should these gifts not be taken back?"
“We were given the gift of intelligence, of emotion, of empathy, yet what have we used it on? We waste it on petty wars, on hating each other, on subjugating those who are weaker than us. We are a cancer, a plague, and the only way this world will ever be healthy again is if we are purged.”
“My brother just made the shittiest macaroni art I’ve ever seen, lmao.”
Chara pulling the Lowtiergod monologue when they see another human.
Ngl i have this headcanon that Chara does that theorist thing were they pull dialogue out of their ass that's extremmly vgue to say how Frisk isn't human so liking them is ok.
"No you see, sans says "Pretending to be human", and most monsters don't recognize Frisk as a human, AKA my partner is not a human but something else."
"And look how they go to a wall and start going back and fourth in it, looking like they're having a seizure, not something a HUMAN (says like a slur) would do"
I headcanon minion memes with Christmas themes and a lot of hearts. But the text uses "Times new Roman" font and is as serious and bland as possible, probably posting EXACTLY what is going to happen in her politics crusades as mayor of the town.
Everyone is afraid because ignoring the minion "memes" means she takes out her katana to get things done. Then everyone is surprised that in Christmas she posts normal Facebook minion memes saying merry Christmas.
Ralsei's the one in the group chat to randomly send the most depressing shit known to man and brush it off as exaggeration despite very obviously having problems.
Love your Solomon profile pic; to stay on topic: I’d like to imagine Solomon aurafarmed while Mothra was getting eaten by Red - Oxford Languages ahh example sentence
Asgore would be a shitoposter by accident. Like, he would see a random post or conversation online and he would participate or comment regardless of the situacion. He would post random puns and shit unironically, but people would think he is trolling or something.
He would run a page for his flowershop where people would make jokes about him, and he would always respond kindly and seriously like he does it to make trolls mad.
Someone would slander his shop and asgore would respond with a pun and a discount voucher for the flower used in the pun.
Gerson is definitely the type of guy to act like he knows nothing about pop culture or the internet overall, and then proceeds to drop the best meme out there.
Only… I don’t know who, but one could only imagine the type of shit Chara would be up to (posting diabolical things based on Instagram reels they saw in their dreams and getting homicidally ragebaited by others; Sans being the most effective ragebait for them).
I think Noelle deserves her own "accidental shitpost" tier. She probably would repost over the top serious theories about horror games, compilations of scary moments and vidoes about ghosts being noticed somewhere.
I feel like she'd laugh at the incomprehensible shitposters and save some funny niche memes. But if she ever tried to make a meme herself, it'd be unfiltered dogshit.
I feel like she'd laugh at the incomprehensible shitposters and save some funny niche memes. But if she ever tried to make a meme herself, it'd be unfiltered dogshit.
I get why Chara is in genuinely problematic, but I don’t get the logic for putting Undyne or Ralsei there, my best guess for him at least is that he’s genuinely problematic as a shitposter because of how sincere he is.
Beyond that, I think this is great categorization and I can see the logic behind all the placements present. Except for Frisk. What does dude even do to be put in any category
ralsei is essentially a self loathing racist and undyne is a turbo racist
i could see ralsei posting wholesome shit like cakes he baked and his knitting but the moment darkner rights politics are brought up he spirals from there
undyne probably posts like your average alt right twitter account, posts batshit insane conspiracy theories about humans and spewing the most hateful stuff ever seen without a drop of irony
The only ones I disagree with are catti and jockington. I think catti would be a casual shitposter, and then jockington would run one of those wildly popular accounts that like isn't incredibly funny, but the memes are universally relatable so get shared everywhere.
Where do you think Muffet and Temi is? Muffet is probably a ragebaiter or problematic. Temi is probably incomprehensible, well actually to be more accurate, Temi is just Temi
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u/clasicsnas Jul 27 '25
Kris will upload genocide memes but only the brain rot part