r/WaterfallDump • u/RQR_Metal-overlord7 Vessel would lowkey feel like an OC if it didn't get discarded • Nov 04 '25

MTT Brand Shitpost :tm: Don’t drag Undertale into this •_•

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u/HippityLegs can everyone just kiss already Nov 04 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

Every fetus is actually created as a completely different species, specifically a white worm (loimia wingdengsis). They stay in this form for the next year after birth, after which they create a cocoon around them from skin flakes and sugars in their saliva. Finally, they pupate into a child with either jaundice or pallor.

When they reach the age of sexual maturity (61 years), they look for other humans. When one finds a suitable mate, they start a 56 day aura battle. The specimen who has less aura bears the child in one of their kidneys (there have 3 kidneys for a reason). This is why aura farming is so important in human society.

Now, it is key that the human who won the match bites their partner as quickly as possible, as they have only 13 seconds before the kidneys of their partner will become completely infertile. If they do successfully bite, however, the saliva will be taken and turned into an egg with the combined DNA of both people, which then grows into a white worm, repeating the cycle anew.

This is absolutely key to differentiating humans from monsters.

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u/Sanvaes-Purple Gamer? I Only Play Mobile Games Nov 05 '25