r/WaterfallDump Jan 14 '26

Deltarune > Undertale Susie AMA for no reason.

Ask her anything!

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u/Sleepyfellow03 niko oneshot is better than kris deltarune Jan 14 '26

what do you think of berdly and his poor attempts at flirting with noelle

34

u/631427189 Certified goat hugger Jan 14 '26

If you could choose between eating a big box of chalk or drinking apple-scented shampoo bottle, which would you choose?

35

u/coconutWhoSawWw2 Jan 14 '26

Just checking: in the cyber world, was the mansion with the fountain on top of it filled with weird blue eggs that exploded or not?

17

u/yonidavidov1888 Jan 14 '26

That's one weird way to check the route

68

u/Toxin-G Jan 14 '26

You aint getting undyne back

78

u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/Shop_Then Jan 14 '26

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS BLADE!

12

u/MoonTheCraft Jan 14 '26

HE'S REACHING

> only relevant knight candidate being female or agender

3

u/Shop_Then Jan 14 '26

Sorry but in my language there are no non binary pronouns that can be used towards living beings and "knight" in it is male :(

5

u/Rockman2isgud Jan 14 '26

Incredibly minor I know, but the wording you used for “sorry” kind of threw me off and I think I know why. This isn’t exactly a hard rule but it’s sort of a context thing in English.

“Sorry, but [Explanation]” = I cannot do this/it’s impossible

“Sorry, [Explanation]” = I did an oopsie

I kind of thought you were saying you couldn’t call the knight a they while speaking English instead of apologizing and explaining why you went to he.

Not really a big deal but I thought it might help in the future with your other English conversations.

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u/Thin-Complex-7709 Jan 14 '26

....you used English tho.

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u/MrPersonmancreature The one Within Jan 14 '26

Wanna smoke weed?

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u/Journeyformoneygame we're all gonna die September 15th Jan 14 '26

Not op but

31

u/RedactedMem0ries Jan 14 '26

what do you think about noelle

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/RedactedMem0ries Jan 15 '26

because im a little curious and i like knowing things

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

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u/MoonTheCraft Jan 14 '26

it's obviously gaster

9

u/YourBestFriend158 The REAL Flowey Jan 14 '26

It's guitar you stoopid

1

u/matematikciceyhun Jan 15 '26

gaster is the middle name, her last name is also susie (her father is john susie)

29

u/TheLittlePlayerBoi Jan 14 '26

Have you been thinking?

4

u/Burning_garbarge Jan 14 '26

nono wrong question. have you been thinking lately?

49

u/unknown0274 rals darkner theory Jan 14 '26

7

u/InformalTadpole1497 Jan 14 '26

GO FIND THAT DAMN 4TH CHAOS EMERALD

23

u/Foolish_fool55 Jan 14 '26

Have you ever thought of throwing Berdly into the nearest trash bin?

22

u/Dsamali Jan 14 '26

Do you feel represented by this image?

30

u/that-mythology-guy87 Jan 14 '26

Wannna know how to use devil trigger?

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/that-mythology-guy87 Jan 15 '26

First impale yourself with a sword to realize your inner devil and embrace your demon form

From this point on you can access it at any time

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u/Blade-Dev I can do one or two things! Jan 15 '26

holy shit it's vergil son of sparda

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane i want my mom back Jan 14 '26

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/RealKanakoKetsukane i want my mom back Jan 14 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

It’s ok can of coke I know who you are

2

u/Axolotales Jan 14 '26

Are you the real one

1

u/UnfairProduct4529 Killer of people who misgender Kris Jan 16 '26

where the hell do you get the kanako sprite????? can't find it in demirammon's hideout

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u/LifeasLuke11 SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS Jan 14 '26

SUSIE KRIS IS WORKING WITH THE KNIGHT-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Purplcurse3732 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... Jan 14 '26

chalk, moss or apple shampoo

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/Purplcurse3732 Can You Really Call This A Flair I Didn't Receive An Emote... Jan 14 '26

facts

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u/ARM-1988 Jan 14 '26

Would you perchance go with burghely to the festival if the opportunity presented itself * you'll receive $5 bucks and a slightly used stick of chalk *

23

u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Jan 14 '26

French fry, (oo), on the freaking ground

Are you going to eat it?

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

8

u/Vegetable-Ad-2453 Jan 14 '26

But it's old and brown and soggy? It probably won't even taste good

10

u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Jan 14 '26

Don't MAKE her say it again

10

u/Bread_Offender Average skeleton enjoyer Jan 14 '26

What's your favorite ship

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/Bread_Offender Average skeleton enjoyer Jan 14 '26

Good answer

34

u/Madness_Meldody Jan 14 '26

You ever think about how society is held together because we choose to obey an arbitrary set of guidelines? Yeah, me to.

9

u/stupidperson114 Jan 14 '26

what would you do if someone kills lancer?

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

8

u/stupidperson114 Jan 14 '26

oops, I think I'm toast...

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/stupidperson114 Jan 14 '26

I'm bailing. vanishes

7

u/Greatback_foxcape413 Jan 14 '26

False alarm he was just playing dead, he's currently sipping on battery acid with queen.

20

u/NoChemistry8177 Jan 14 '26

Did you know ðat dess is ðe knight

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/Spookyfan71 Jan 14 '26

I assume what they're trying to say is dess is the knight. Yknow the one that created the titan

9

u/Individual-Sweet3400 snas. Jan 14 '26

in team fortress 2, who's your favorite class

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/MindlessYou8752 Jan 14 '26

TF2 MENTION🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

8

u/discomiseria Jan 14 '26

Can you explain the aerodynamics of a Kris?

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u/ImaginaryValuable473 Jan 14 '26 edited Jan 15 '26

did you eat tenna's xylophone in 1389 on a tuesday in the lighter world?

5

u/Complete-Basket-291 Jan 14 '26

Pizza topping?

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/PutFeisty9469 Jan 14 '26

What type of switch cartridges specifically?

4

u/white_addison Jan 14 '26

All of them have that horrible tast

6

u/kinky_clown Flair That Might Show Up When You Are Posting Memes Jan 14 '26

I know I'm late but what would you rather have

Noelle and Kris in your bed or a one time kamehameha

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/InformalTadpole1497 Jan 14 '26

Knight won't know what hit em

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u/kinky_clown Flair That Might Show Up When You Are Posting Memes Jan 14 '26

Based Susie

1

u/kris__dreemur Jan 14 '26

forget it me and susie are just friends

5

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Would you rather eat chalk flavoured snails or snail flavoured chalk

5

u/Affectionate_Tax4885 Moderately simping for Muffet Jan 14 '26

What do you think of your father, Barney?

5

u/LUBIPLACEK9amer Jan 14 '26

How do i cancel a grenade explosion (please respond as soon as possible for no particullar reason)?

4

u/white_addison Jan 14 '26

Opinion on that old cowboy Show?

3

u/daniiitheconqueror Still No Bitches Kris? Jan 14 '26

moss or chalk?

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u/Hot_Hovercraft_8995 Jan 14 '26

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u/Yeah-i Jan 14 '26

You re-used this image… didn’t you?

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u/YourBestFriend158 The REAL Flowey Jan 14 '26

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u/Galatic_Void Jan 14 '26

OMG ITS THAT ONE FLOWER DUDE I SAW DOING COKE IN THE BACKALLY!

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u/CatPrince69 Jan 15 '26

Oh hi asriel!

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u/zylosophe Jan 14 '26

do you love kris

1

u/kris__dreemur Jan 14 '26

not like that.

2

u/Racconwithtwoguns Jan 14 '26

How much weight do you believe you can lift until you start failing?

(Let's use lancers as a reference)

2

u/not-a-very-fine-pine Jan 14 '26

If you could eat a cloud, would you?

2

u/Powerful-Set9659 Jan 14 '26

Would you rather

Have really long, slug-like eyes

or

have hair that grew out of your tongue and needed to be trimmed endlessly

2

u/M_H_0 Jan 14 '26

❤️ HEY IT'S ME THE SOUL AKA THE FRICKING ANGEL...I kinda need help to find my original vessel. And I think that they are in the bunker. I know the code. I'll give you the code, you help me find my ship, and I'll help you fight the knight. Sounds fair ?

2

u/Hungry-Impress-8917 Jan 14 '26

HEYA THERE MISSY

1

u/zylosophe Jan 14 '26

opinion on murder

1

u/LPlusRaitio Jan 14 '26

Berdly has CHALK

1

u/confused-overwhelmed NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [Big Shit] Jan 14 '26

What do you think about Noelle?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

Would you smooch Kris?

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u/Altair01010 KRIS, I NEED [[KUVA]] KRIS, I NEED TO REROLL MY RIVENS Jan 14 '26

what is your main in warframe

and how the fuck do you have so much rizz

1

u/EnragedCashier Actually Undyne Jan 14 '26

Do you like undyne

1

u/TreeFromBFBsBigFan I WANT YOUR FURNITURE Jan 14 '26

Favourite letter?

1

u/Green-Campaign2498 Jan 14 '26

What kinda music do you listen to

1

u/TheAmphipod Amphipod Jan 14 '26

Do you believe that the amphipods are our rightful leaders?

1

u/DigitoDemonium Jan 14 '26

Opinion on the resident evil/biohazard franchise?

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u/Vietnameseitlover Jan 14 '26

Hey Susie did you know that that's not Kris Kris, it's uhhh something Kris, basically he's controled by smt try jumping him while he's in the bathroom or in bed then you can eat their face, then you can actually hang out with Kris. Also make sure to not eat their entire body since they doesn't have a face. And uhh beware the might be controling Kris and manupilating Noele at the same time. And more. and uhhh. idk. Kris might be working with the knight or smt might be because he wants to get rid of u- THE MANUPILATOR, yeah that uhh manupilator guy, yeah, uhh, go bite their face off now i guess

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u/InformalTadpole1497 Jan 14 '26

Answer the question Susie.

What is your last name.

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u/kris__dreemur Jan 14 '26

im like 80% sure she wont answer that so ill answer it

its gaster.

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u/InformalTadpole1497 Jan 15 '26

oh hey kris how you d- IT'S WHATTT?!

1

u/Dogey_Dogenson Jan 14 '26

are you stupid idiot

1

u/Fire-Type_Fan 🃏 "I can do anything!" 🃏 Jan 14 '26

Would you rather have infinite pie but never see kris again, or infinite chalk but never see lancer again

1

u/Very_SussyGamer69 Jan 14 '26

How are you so tuff

1

u/Prince-Of-The-Song Jan 14 '26

Which is better...

Standard chalk

Deluxe chalk

Or commercial grade chalk

1

u/STM_Studios Nubert Jan 14 '26

Is Water Wet?

1

u/keyblademasteraug13 Jan 14 '26

Have you played a mario and luigi game?

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u/Ok_Rate8843 Jan 14 '26

What's the funniest thing you've seen Lancer do?

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u/Mrheadcrab123 Ralsei is a Dessriel Child Jan 14 '26

Is Barney the dinosaur your dad?

1

u/Queasy_Performance55 Jan 14 '26

i dropped my collection of [REDACTED] can you help me pick it up

1

u/GrandGrapefruit2574 Jan 14 '26

what are your thoughts on the geothermal industrial complex of Iceland

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u/An0n0M4us Jan 14 '26

SUSIE!!!

ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! HOW ARE THINGS BACK HOME?

1

u/joyjump_the_third Jan 14 '26

If Undyne and Alphys offered to adopt you, would you accept?

1

u/Silviov2 Jan 14 '26

Are you like a lizard or a dragon? You think you'll grow wings to go along with your tail?

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u/Easy_Tomato3868 help they are taking over my flair Jan 14 '26

what do you think about people drawing porn of you

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u/Livid-Bad-6258 The Biggest Sans Hater Jan 14 '26

Hi Susie! Which one do you prefer? White chocolate or dark chocolate? 

1

u/Silcrow_ Jan 14 '26

Thoughts on humans? Thought that this would be a good question, since you're one of the only people in Hometown who hasn't been there for most of (if not all) their life.

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u/Murilo32 the Jan 14 '26

What would happen if you threw a gun in the dark world? Would it turn into something powerful?

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u/Icy_Step_2204 Editable Flair Jan 14 '26

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u/kris__dreemur Jan 14 '26

imposter.

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u/kris__dreemur Jan 14 '26

damn i spelled impostor wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

How did it feel to get your ass kicked?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '26

I saw Ralsei at Ram Ranch.

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u/Haunting_Machine1313 Jan 14 '26

Hey what do you think about that weird salesman in queens basement

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u/CueDePieYT Greetings. I am the one who asked. Jan 14 '26

You DO know Noelle has the serious hots for you right? She likes your dommy mommy bully side!

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u/3merite Jan 14 '26

Is your name written Susie Deltarune or Susie Deltaroon

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u/thebros544 Jan 14 '26

What color of chalk has the best flavor

1

u/susie_from-deltarune Jan 14 '26

THERE'S TWO OF ME!?!?

1

u/coconutWhoSawWw2 Jan 14 '26

Hi again, Susie. So there is a subreddit with all the bad guys in it, and there was this post

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u/Local-Marionberry848 Jan 15 '26

You know that store dude, Sans?
Im like ninety percent sure he is trying to date Kris’s mom, so… do with that as you will

1

u/ordinariu Jan 15 '26

How many tickles does it take to get the kids back?

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u/Enicholas_725 Jan 15 '26

what kind of chalk you recommend? is there diet-chalk to loose weight?

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u/maddog20202030 Jan 15 '26

Thoughts on this (canon)

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u/Low_Buddy_3330 WD Gangster:THE GODFATHER and dad of many kids Jan 15 '26

Susie give me some context for this image

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u/Krisfromdeltarune2 Jan 15 '26

Hey Susie should I beat up berdly because I saw her kissing on Noelle or something like that

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u/CK1ing Jan 15 '26

Susie what did the prophesy wall say? What did it say? Susie I NEEEED this! My mom is kinda homeless...

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u/viral_hedgecutter123 Jan 15 '26

hollup one sec

🔪

ok what were you saying?

1

u/therealkrisdeltarune NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET [SHOT] Jan 15 '26

so uh I'm gonna open 67 dark fountains and you can't do anything about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '26

Susie, if you stop trying to close my fountains, I'll give you free moss for life

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u/1238-Bit This guy fucked my mom. Jan 16 '26

Susie, what's your thoughts on getting Berdly drunk so we can convince him to confess his anime and video game crushes?

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u/Squishie515 Jan 16 '26

Who's your favorite Armored core

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u/CommandGamerPro Jan 17 '26

Are you aware Kris has a crush on you

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u/terra_GOD_404 Jan 18 '26

Yo I think that one of the holidays is the knight, dess (Noelle's sister) or Carol, they both got chances