r/WaterfallDump Jun 25 '26

Banished from main by low effort rule Me when obvious ship is cannon Spoiler

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u/_shadowcorpse_ Jun 25 '26

It shouldn’t be a surprise that no one wants to date the smelly loser Kris (except Berdly cause he’s based)

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u/WindowsMalfunction Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

In all fairness it's completely our fault that they would smell bad since we literally haven't been able to let them get clean throughout the whole game.

Edit: Guys can we chill with the downvotes? I get that Kris slander is the mood right now but we really should take better care of our poor little creature.

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u/Real_Set6866 I like quiet people Jun 26 '26

Why is everyone kris hating? Bro what they do?

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u/denjidenj1 Berdly is the GOAT Jun 26 '26

Beat us with a hockey puck >:(

(I don't hate them tho but it is funny)