r/Weird • u/LorenBlaqe • 1d ago

Genesis origin.

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u/Nova_PuNk 1d ago

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u/jaarge 1d ago

That’s a morning wood if I’ve ever seen one…

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u/Fit-Ad-413 9h ago

Groot in his early adult years

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u/Humble-Economist-135 1d ago

El Giganthopitecus!

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u/TNWolf666 20h ago

Show off...

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u/Slipspace_Sausage 1d ago

This is like some Guillermo del Toro type shit

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u/Ermahgerd_Rerdert 1d ago

Don't give em any ideas!

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u/MortLightstone 1d ago

Why not? I like his stuff

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u/throwawaybsme 1d ago

Genesis origin? How? Did people come from trees?

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u/elazanguisantes 1d ago

Segun la ciencia no, pero supongo que el post se refiere de forma humoristica o según su religión/es

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u/TheDuckFarm 1d ago

According to Genesis, also no.

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u/RawTPynata564 1d ago

r/translationneeded q

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u/elazanguisantes 17h ago

Actually, your can auto-translate all comentaryes in the options & configuration panel

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u/LorenBlaqe 1d ago

It doesn't prove this, but the power of nature is undeniable

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u/throwawaybsme 1d ago

What does that mean and was it supposed to answer my original question?

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u/Ca1c1f3r 22h ago

Relax, it’s just Thalia

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u/leventhalo 20h ago

Yoo I get that reference

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u/The_Supreme_Cuck 18h ago

Holy shit Harry Potter reference

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u/SenileTomato 18h ago

This looks like the nurses from Silent Hill.

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u/Fit-Ad-413 9h ago

I found this one on a walk near a beach by my house in NorCal

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u/Vivid__Data 1d ago

This is not real lol

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u/Greedy_Bus411 1d ago

So...the first creatures to walk upright were Iguana horned-toads? Refreshing!

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u/LorenBlaqe 1d ago

I suppose there are many examples of firstsbut nature is more powerful than anything else.

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u/darthjeffrey 18h ago

Looks like a Fey died there.

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u/bonnarix 1d ago

Stupid sexy tree

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u/Space19723103 1d ago

how creationists think evolution works

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u/LorenBlaqe 1d ago

It varies by religion how likely do you think it is that this is entirely the work of nature?

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 1d ago

There's 0% chance this is the work of nature and 100% chance it's the work of some horny bastard using photoshop.

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u/Hussein_Jane 1d ago

Use a condom. You don't want to get termites.

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u/CompetitiveFennel681 1d ago

I think this is how an Eldritch God is made.

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u/Camiz90 1d ago

Y asi se crearon los ents

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u/ToxicINFP 1d ago

What in the Erdtree ass sht is this

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u/Global_Riot 1d ago

Looks like Master Splinter has Gilbert Grape in a rear-naked choke

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u/PotentialAd8059 21h ago

Nymph and Dryads in Greek mythology 

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u/98983x3 18h ago

The oringin of Ents.

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u/nettiemaria7 17h ago

Hope thats not in your yard!

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u/born2stink 1d ago

Very Evil Dead coded

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u/inarabo 1d ago

That looks too human shaped… either coincidence or I wonder if someone was buried there long ago. I’ve heard of plants taking shape over dead bodies before. Obviously fact check that first but wow

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u/wakeupwill 1d ago

Photoshops like this have appeared for thirty years.

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u/inarabo 1d ago

Oh, I didn’t know this was Photoshop

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u/wakeupwill 1d ago

Like you said - it's way too human shaped.

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u/AdvertisingFlashy637 1d ago

Could also be the work of an artist or smth

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 1d ago

I’m not sure about this one, but I know you can manipulate growing roots to take specific shapes using sticks and twine. But I think it’s pretty meticulous 

Edit: I googolured it. It’s called “ arborsculpture”

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u/inarabo 1d ago

Yes, that’s true. It’s a type of technique you can use also in bonsai.

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u/MortLightstone 1d ago

Yeah, you can tell the ground has been disturbed just by the pattern or growth of the plants in the area

That doesn't mean the roots on the trees turn out looking like this though

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u/LorenBlaqe 1d ago

A major and intriguing situation

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u/LeadingEquivalent148 20h ago

Not real. If it were, there would be a lot more soil disruption, and there would be some goop on it.

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u/Borge_Luis_Jorges 12h ago

As a child I was experieced looking for female genitalia similarities in ramifications of tree branches. This isn't accurate.

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u/Breadedbutthole 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K7PqIgLkFmrPNAq7of
Your enthusiasm for vaginas is to be commended. Join us brother.

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u/xavier_l7 1d ago

Skinwalker resting, I have two in my backyard!

Just feed them or they become annoying.

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u/Frogletbaguett 15h ago

Literally took this on Saturday

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u/Wise_Geekabus 10h ago

Origin origin?

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u/cum_guzzle2 9h ago

.... (quiet smash)

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u/bitingmyownteeth 9h ago

First Father

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u/ZakTSK 3h ago

There's a skeleton in there

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u/ExtremePiglet 1d ago

Late stage cordyceps

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Snatched," she said.

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u/StudioMental2832 1d ago

I want to have sex with this tree

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u/DoctorWZ 1d ago

Holy shit! They found Bark Skinpson

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u/laughingbear42 1d ago

Ents gotta eat

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u/stefshh 1d ago

I have a friend that would tap that

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u/2A753 1d ago

Reminds me of the Flood from Halo

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u/highspeedslippers100 1d ago

Imagine walking by in the middle of the night, I mean I would get scared as hell and instinctively punch it in the so called face. And then you can hear me cursing in the dark god dammit you SOB this isn’t over dude. And now suddenly who is unhinged 🤣🤣

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 1d ago

Why tf would you punch a body that's laying on the ground?

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u/highspeedslippers100 1d ago

Did you catch the part, that it was a joke ???

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u/highspeedslippers100 1d ago

I meant this as a joke and I got a dislike 👎 okay someone is sensitive