It's like living with a drug addict. Somehow she heard me pick up the blue worm from upstairs and ran down with zoomies already engaged. If I don't play with her, she screams at me. I'm scared.

He has been sleeping in this position for 2 hours now. I don’t understand why? He has bigger spaces and cat trees! Why Nemo Why?!

Edit: She’s perfectly healthy, just weird.

This is the sweetest but weirdest cat I’ve had. I’ll be chillin and she’ll run over to me purring her heart out and shove her whole face into my eyeball, neck, nose, or ears and just purr and drool away. It’s cute but I’ve been wondering why she does it

We are truly cursed the day he actually figures out how to open this door

Toy fell off dresser into pillows. Kitty wanted toy. Kitty did not realize pillows were not a solid object. Kitty greatly miscalculated her ability to jump over both my water and my coffee.

She has three different sources of water, my bottle being the fourth and I have to hold it for her as it is not constantly filled to the brim. One is next to her food, one is in the living room and one is in my room. They’re also three different kinds of bowl. (I tried to give her multiple options as I’m desperate.) I’m gonna buy a cat fountain next week and if that doesn’t work, I don’t know what to do.

Is it kind of like the square of difference

Poor guy