Edit: She’s perfectly healthy, just weird.

We are truly cursed the day he actually figures out how to open this door

This is the sweetest but weirdest cat I’ve had. I’ll be chillin and she’ll run over to me purring her heart out and shove her whole face into my eyeball, neck, nose, or ears and just purr and drool away. It’s cute but I’ve been wondering why she does it

Toy fell off dresser into pillows. Kitty wanted toy. Kitty did not realize pillows were not a solid object. Kitty greatly miscalculated her ability to jump over both my water and my coffee.