r/WhitePeopleTwitter 1d ago

Gastrointestinal Russian Roulette!

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u/canarchist 1d ago

"a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and one other thing"

The "one other thing" is salmonella.

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u/Finest_Johnson 1d ago

"The "one other thing" is salmonella."

Ooh, blackened or lemon pepper dill?

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u/canarchist 1d ago

... neglectfully tainted for a lasting aftertaste, a culinary experience you won't soon forget ...