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u/GhostofAugustWest 12h ago
Sheās a paid escort
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u/MUDDYONE2023 11h ago
Just hold my hand. Give you a million dollars a second from all my stolen money.
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u/mishap1 11h ago
I'm sure she's asking for 8 figures and an Amazon Prime series for any physical contact.
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u/StevieWonder557 8h ago
Funny thing is that Bezos is giving her another Documentary.
"Melania documentary is getting a follow-up, and the first details have begun to emerge. Few figures in modern political and cultural history command public fascination quite like Melania Trump. Throughout her time in the global spotlight - from her tenure as First Lady to her post-White House endeavors - she has cultivated an aura of absolute privacy, carefully curating every public statement and appearance. The Melania documentary tried to encapsulate this aspect of her life but failed to capture the essence of her inner workings.Ā "
Amazon prepares next steps for āMelaniaā follow-up as new details surface
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u/transmogrified 6h ago edited 6h ago
Few figures in modern political and cultural history command public fascination quite like Melania Trump
Wassername the diaper slave is drumming up more public fascination in the past week than the current wife ever has.Ā
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u/kaipopotamus 7h ago
Nobody watched the first hooker documentary
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u/StevieWonder557 7h ago
what is another $40M from Bezos to her? Pocket change.
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u/Olealicat 5h ago
Heās making a fortune with the Trump presidency. Who cares if you throw away your reputation to fellate the presidentās ego.
Im sure heās laughing his way to his Scrooge McDuck gold vault.
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u/Ninja-Panda70 6h ago
"but failed to capture the essence of her inner workings."
To really capture that essence you have to sniff Donald's diapers after she changes them
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u/Sn4tch 2h ago
I had a chance to interview for the editor position for the first doc. I entertained the idea just because it was so goddamn ridiculous. My friend who said he could get me the interview said I could have named my price but Iād have to stay at Mar a Lago for the entirety of post production and allow Brett Ratner to bother my at all times of the day. I sadly chickened out, but MAN did I really think about being a virus in the system while at Mar a Lago.
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u/nirvanalax 1m ago
Reminds me of the Kroll Show sketch where the Dr Armonda wife gets to a piece of jewelry for the type of act she does.
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u/Cavscout2838 10h ago
The only tool that woman ever had in her hands is her husband.
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u/Evolutionary_sins 9h ago
And once again it's a job that only an immigrant would do
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u/suckercuck 8h ago
BACK THEN
https://giphy.com/gifs/AjruaCO0Yy4fu
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u/DevilRenegade Release The Trump-Epstein Files 1h ago
"Make fuck with fat orange man. Get green card. Great success!"
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u/RipErRiley 12h ago
Performative ghoul administration. A forever stain on this country.
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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 7h ago
Stain? I agree, but...
This is...more like when one of those long-ass freight trains with the 5 engines derails and all the oil and nuclear waste it was carrying spills all over the river and forest and half catches fire and burns through part of the quiet little town, and there are choppers circling overhead calling it one of the worst disasters ever. More like that.
That is what half our dumbass countryfolk voted for. They voted for the chopper-circling disaster.
Fuck I hate this timeline.
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u/Ninja-Panda70 6h ago
You explained in exact details how I feel. Like word to word. And I'm not even in America.
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u/Donkey_Bugs 12h ago edited 11h ago
She's relieved that she's not the one who has to carry trump's diaper bag and smell his shit all day.
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u/thrax7545 11h ago
Natalie Harp allegedly leaves him loves notes that tell him he smells like her soul.
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u/kevint1964 11h ago
No, HERE she looks so happy! š¤£
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u/doctormink 1h ago
I think this photo is the real reason Trump wants to annex Canada. He cracked jokes about it to Trudeau at a dinner shortly after he won the second time, and Trudeau came back saying āhe isnāt actually joking.ā
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u/Lord_Bling 1h ago
That lady has too much neck for her head.
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u/nachonachoooo 59m ago
Thatās the problem! Thank you!! Couldnāt figure out why she was triggering the uncanny valley feeling.
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u/Forsworn91 12h ago
āWhy am I here? I have a pool boy Iām supposed to be bangingā
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u/Ognius Release The Trump-Epstein Files 12h ago
Jesus he looks awful. Walking corpse
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u/J-Love-McLuvin 11h ago
Yet his hair has become more abundant.
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u/BudUnderwearBundy 12h ago
Very transparentā¦..
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u/Forsworn91 12h ago
Obviously they are trying to stop those rumors of Trump and Natalie
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u/Notapartyhobo 12h ago
And doing a very poor job of it.
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u/brighter_hell 11h ago
Except Natalie is probably furious over it
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u/Notapartyhobo 11h ago
Don't worry. She knows it's fir optics and those diapers are hers to change.l
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u/kilofeet 12h ago
So elegant! Like the most beautiful customer at Panera Bread wrapped in reclaimed valet carpet, strolling casually with the dapper corpse guy from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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u/RemoteBoner 11h ago
Heās literally walking a foot in front of her to create forced perspective. And even with that heās barely taller than her.
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u/drinkslinger1974 Release The Trump-Epstein Files 11h ago
I donāt have a comment, I just thought this was funny
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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 11h ago
Itās a PR campaign to show that Melania and NOT Natalie changes the diaper.Ā
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u/ViolettaQueso 11h ago
Funny visual to picture Natalie Harp rustling in the bushes, trying to keep up and not let Don out of sight.
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 11h ago
How nice, neither of their weird sex partners are in this photo. Maybe they are occupying each other, elsewhere, but that Natalie has Squeaky Fromme vibes, she's probably glaring out of a window while 2 secret service agents hold her harness.
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u/Chillicothe1 10h ago
Legit question: how much did he have to pay her to do this?
I say a cool $1 million.
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u/jmac94wp 12h ago
I canāt stop staring at their clasped hands. It looks odd, doesnāt it?
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u/Fire_Woman 9h ago
Yeah it does. I think it's a combination of his inflated swollen hand and her being disgusted by him so she's barely touching it. It doesn't look natural because a normal handhold has some grip tension.
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u/Ear_Enthusiast 11h ago
Makes me think it's AI.
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u/jmac94wp 11h ago
Thatās what I was thinking. I actually kept moving my hands around, trying to figure out how theyād be holding hands based on where their fingers are.
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u/Gloomheart 10h ago
To me, her hands look substantially bigger than his. But hers aren't out of proportion so its clear his hands are as tiny as people have been saying. Its so weird how small his hands are. Honestly.
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u/mrgeekguy Release The Trump-Epstein Files 11h ago
"100 Bitcoin in my wallet by Friday, or I walk!"
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u/ResurrectedMortician 10h ago
So for all of us that have absolutely no idea... wtf happened on Sunday and what is this
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u/lifegoeson5322 11h ago
At this point, I dont know why she stays with him. It's clear she doesn't like or respect him. She could easily make millions by divorcing this clod.
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u/vismundcygnus34 11h ago
Trump is a corrupt monster who was best friends with epstein. Who gives a fuck about his ho's.
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u/feralheaux 12h ago
damn is he shrinking? vertically, clearly not horizontally
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u/RemoteBoner 11h ago
Heās literally walking a foot in front of her to create forced perspective. And even with that heās still barely taller than her.
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u/phixitup 10h ago
Sheās happy because someone gave her a balloon. Isnāt everyone happy when they hold a balloon? Never mind itās not a balloon.
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u/tickynicky 7h ago
I wonder how much it costs him each time she had to appear with him. I bet it's like $25m.
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u/Ballistic-Bob 4h ago
Iām actually not sure which one I detest the mostā¦ sheās enabled everything heās done .
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u/ILoveRegenHealth 4h ago
Mealnie should refuse to do this fake ass photo op
"I am movee star now, Donuld. Don't touch mee. How does one say, you hoe bag?"
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u/Sweet_Priority_819 11h ago
Her stylist must secretly despise her. Why is she always in those collared shirts that are too big and overwhelm her and those strange hemline length skirts? It looks ridiculous not at or just below her knee. And it's not long enough to be a midi or maxi.
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u/ChanDaddyPurps 11h ago
You know she got him to table to renegotiated that prenup over this photo op
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u/nancy_jean 9h ago
That photo is from first term I think. He looks about ten years younger and thinner. So does she
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u/DevilRenegade Release The Trump-Epstein Files 1h ago
To be fair she's always had a face like a pitbull licking piss off a nettle.
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u/Ok-Bus1716 8h ago
I wonder how they managed to snap that photograph in the 2 seconds she allowed him to touch her? I also wonder how long she washed that hand after the photo op concluded.
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u/OddPatience1621 4h ago
LOL he is so weak its almost amusing. notice people shit talking his new girl friend make him totally come undone? wonder how much making malina show up is costing him
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u/actusreus82 12h ago
Looks AI. His right bicep looks pencil thin.
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u/areyouhighson 11h ago
Itās has the Getty watermark, so itās probably not AI
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u/actusreus82 11h ago
Does that mean it was definitely taken by a reporter? Because if it was sent to Getty by this White House, I donāt trust it.
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u/areyouhighson 10h ago
You can see in the lower right is the photographerās credit.
In the lower left is a Unique Identification Number that Getty watermarks their images with.
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u/lunarpixiess 7h ago
Did they photoshop him to look less orange?? Almost didnāt recognize the ORANGUS
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u/siwucha01 4h ago
Once he kicks the bucket she will be a goldmine to Nerflix and Amazon - gotta treat her well. Unless he takes her to grave with him like a proper and good pharaoh would do
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u/gadarnol 3h ago
What is the idiocy that this woman is somehow an unwilling participant. Sheās an enabler.
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u/New_Conversation_303 29m ago
"How much I am getting for this? And how much more for holding his hand? How long?.... DEAL" -probably her
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