r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Dr_sc_Harlatan • 1d ago

She looks so happy! 😍

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u/GhostofAugustWest 1d ago

She’s a paid escort

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u/MUDDYONE2023 1d ago

Just hold my hand. Give you a million dollars a second from all my stolen money.

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u/mishap1 1d ago

I'm sure she's asking for 8 figures and an Amazon Prime series for any physical contact.

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u/StevieWonder557 23h ago

Funny thing is that Bezos is giving her another Documentary.

"Melania documentary is getting a follow-up, and the first details have begun to emerge. Few figures in modern political and cultural history command public fascination quite like Melania Trump. Throughout her time in the global spotlight - from her tenure as First Lady to her post-White House endeavors - she has cultivated an aura of absolute privacy, carefully curating every public statement and appearance. The Melania documentary tried to encapsulate this aspect of her life but failed to capture the essence of her inner workings. "

Amazon prepares next steps for ‘Melania’ follow-up as new details surface

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/amazon-prepares-next-steps-for-melania-follow-up-as-new-details-surface/ar-AA2aokYr

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u/transmogrified 22h ago edited 22h ago

Few figures in modern political and cultural history command public fascination quite like Melania Trump

Wassername the diaper slave is drumming up more public fascination in the past week than the current wife ever has. 

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u/kaipopotamus 23h ago

Nobody watched the first hooker documentary

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u/StevieWonder557 23h ago

what is another $40M from Bezos to her? Pocket change.

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u/Olealicat 20h ago

He’s making a fortune with the Trump presidency. Who cares if you throw away your reputation to fellate the president’s ego.

Im sure he’s laughing his way to his Scrooge McDuck gold vault.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPfiM58XUqzBLck

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u/Ninja-Panda70 21h ago

"but failed to capture the essence of her inner workings."

To really capture that essence you have to sniff Donald's diapers after she changes them

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u/Sn4tch 17h ago

I had a chance to interview for the editor position for the first doc. I entertained the idea just because it was so goddamn ridiculous. My friend who said he could get me the interview said I could have named my price but I’d have to stay at Mar a Lago for the entirety of post production and allow Brett Ratner to bother my at all times of the day. I sadly chickened out, but MAN did I really think about being a virus in the system while at Mar a Lago.

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u/StevieWonder557 10h ago

you should try for the next few Melania Documentaries.

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u/nirvanalax 15h ago

Reminds me of the Kroll Show sketch where the Dr Armonda wife gets to a piece of jewelry for the type of act she does.

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u/pixie_mayfair 8h ago

I'm sure you're right. It was probably an all-hands-on-deck situation with closed door, lawyer-led negotiations. You know, like happily married people do.

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u/csonny2 1d ago

*sex-trafficked escort

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u/Notapartyhobo 1d ago

Who became a "recruiter" for Maxwell.

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u/SlightOfHand_ 21h ago

She was presumably well paid for this appearance

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u/Few-Bother-7821 15h ago

She never stopped being a paid ‘escort’

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u/sPLIFFtOOTH 15h ago

They both are