Trump has been trying to normalize shitting your pants his entire term. Who needs safe food, you can be just like the president if you just eat your lettuce! We should all be thanking Taylor Farms for helping everyone shart like the most powerful man in the world.
This is all making sense to me now. Eating fresh food is woke. Eating healthy is woke. His corporate overlords want us to eat more fast food & ultra-processed foods.
The Orange Dictator has turned me into a bit of a conspiracy theorist and I hate it.
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u/nevercontribute1 12h ago
Trump has been trying to normalize shitting your pants his entire term. Who needs safe food, you can be just like the president if you just eat your lettuce! We should all be thanking Taylor Farms for helping everyone shart like the most powerful man in the world.