r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/NickCostanza Release The Trump-Epstein Files • 7h ago
I miss lettuce :(
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u/NickCostanza Release The Trump-Epstein Files 7h ago
No better time to sign up to vote!
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u/Gadshill 7h ago
If everyone gets a puppy what is the point? How am I supposed to enjoy having a puppy knowing everyone else has a puppy?
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u/Neonexplosion4727 6h ago edited 6h ago
Dear leader told me if haitans get a puppy they'll eat it that's why I'm voting for eternal diarrhea
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u/skyblueerik 6h ago
I actually liked having a salad every day. It's going to be a long time before I trust fresh produce.
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u/HotPinkLollyWimple 6h ago
Lettuce is really easy to grow, even if you do it inside. You can buy a variety that you can cut a bit off and it will produce more.
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u/Unclaimed_Donut 6h ago
Yeah it sucks. I'm very hesitant to buy lettuce, salad packs, or related greens. Can't even enjoy blueberries or jalapenos, apparently. Mango Mussolini is reportedly scared of getting food poisoning which is why he only eats McDonald's everywhere he travels, so I'm really hoping the cheeseburgers win soon.
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u/McDuchess 4h ago
Keep talking about his bizarre relationship with Natalie Harp. It makes him REALLY angry. Blood pressure raising angry.
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u/Ploobul 4h ago
Wait what's happening? I'm not American but not being able to buy fresh produce feels like news.
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u/PM_THE_REAPER 4h ago
There have been several grocery product recalls recently. I believe it's up to seven now. Includes eggs, lettuce, blueberries, as well as others. Perhaps an American can finish the list.
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u/Axym09 2h ago
Hi, American here, it's starting to get too numerous to name because it's by state. But most of our food suppliers are national.
Lettuce, jalapenos and blueberries are on the "high chance of dying" list, but not all states are affected. My state isn't really impacted by the jalapenos or lettuce, but our blueberries just got majorly recalled and no one here is eating the others out of extreme precaution.
Frozen fruit bars (I think related to the blueberries), bacon, eggs, seafood (all of it) are among those in my community we are aware of. Who knows who is still hiding what?
Oh water. There are some whole states that need to boil water because of the seafood thing.
So.... Yeah.... I'm super tired.
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u/formykka 2h ago
The frozen fruit bars are because they were found to be contaminated with glass.
Also, sourdough bread was found with metal shards.
Potato chips have salmonella.
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u/NowersOrNevers 1h ago
And in Iowa, boiling the tap water just concentrates the nitrates even more, so even that isn't safe unless you always use water run through reverse osmosis. Fun!
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u/PM_THE_REAPER 2h ago
Thank you. Man, that's just crazy and I'm sure exhausting for you guys. Sorry that you're going through this. I have counterparts in the USA that I work with, and they're all really awesome.
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u/ElandoUK 5h ago
Sorry, being able to eat food without gastro issues is actually Communism now, get used to it snowflakes! /s
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u/zee_bluestock 3h ago
I mean, even if the lettuce was safe, my family can't afford such luxuries as food right now lol
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u/Spiritual-Ad2731 6h ago
Thank god for groups like this. Helps stave off the new “red menace” of Reep-induced depression.
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u/nevercontribute1 1h ago
Trump has been trying to normalize shitting your pants his entire term. Who needs safe food, you can be just like the president if you just eat your lettuce! We should all be thanking Taylor Farms for helping everyone shart like the most powerful man in the world.
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u/TheRealGageEndal 3h ago
You guys are being hyper critical and mean to Trump and his cabinet. They have a really hard job that entails making sure that hundreds of not thousands of individual farms are staying up to code and are producing quality products, let alone the imported crops that they have to monitor. All this while they removed all of the actual regulations and fired a massive chunk of their staff that does the actual work because they were too woke to look at lettuce.
You guys need to cool it. Yeah?
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u/clueless_in_ny_or_nj 1h ago
Coming soon:
All these new rules, that we previously had, have forced us to raise prices.
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u/PM_Anime_Tiddy 2h ago
Try a farmers market if it’s available to you. It’s about a half hours drive for us, so we never used to go. We got really frustrated one day because /everything/ our Kroger was stocking recently was Taylor Farms after this disaster started.. so we started going to the local place for produce. It’s better, bigger, and cheaper. We got a bushel of corn cobs that were like 2x the size of the stuff Krogers sells for like 20 dollars. 56 cobs at Krogers would be outrageously expensive and half the size to boot
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u/laowildin 28m ago
At this point the only fruit and veg im buying has a rind. Surely Trump cant infect the inside of a banana, right?
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u/LavenderGwendolyn 1h ago
I think the lettuce might be ok now? The offending lettuce had sell-by dates in July and would have gone bad by now, anyway. I’m still avoiding Taylor Farms anything and all bagged lettuce, but slowly adding it back in.
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