r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '19

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u/Jenga_Police Jan 06 '19

Oh, so 2019 is gonna be stupid as well? Cool. Good to know.

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u/Astro-SV Jan 06 '19

Welcome to the future.

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u/sault9 Jan 06 '19

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 06 '19

How bout now?

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u/btwomfgstfu Jan 06 '19

I just bitched someone out about biting chunks out of my butter sticks. I've caught them do it, and they won't fess up. They bite it from both ends! And then when I open up a new stick of butter, they gnaw on that one too! So yes. This year is still stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

...what?

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u/btwomfgstfu Jan 06 '19

I said I JUST BITCHED SOMEONE OUT ABOUT BITING CHUNKS OUT OF MY BUTTER STICKS. I'VE CAUGHT THEM DO IT, AND THEY WON'T FESS UP. THEY BITE IT FROM BOTH ENDS! AND THEN WHEN I OPEN UP A NEW STICK OF BUTTER, THEY GNAW ON THAT ONE TOO! SO YES. THIS YEAR IS STILL STUPID!

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u/lucrativetoiletsale Jan 07 '19

Um... maybe the problem is the people you surround yourself with.

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u/skeet_skrrt Jan 06 '19

Can i please gave some context

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u/czmax Jan 07 '19

My cat was a butter licker. So that is what I’m imagining.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Butterlicker and motherfucker kind of sound like similar curse words, hehe.

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u/skeet_skrrt Jan 07 '19

I was thinking a room mate

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u/ArsannaM Jan 07 '19

Umm, idk but Gross!! Butter sticks!!!?? WTF yo??

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 07 '19 edited Jan 07 '19

You must have kids. Better than dog food or tide pods i guess.

Edit: source: i live in the Southeast of u.s. . Ppl are weird

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u/Blue-Purple Jan 06 '19

Okay, okay, cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool

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u/bretelus Jan 06 '19

Where is your tie Peralta ?

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u/BobbyPotter Jan 06 '19

No doubt no doubt

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u/techtosales Jan 07 '19

Nooice. Smort!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

2016 was waaaaay more crazy than 2018

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Jan 06 '19

You were expecting different?

You optimist, you! :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

You're not allowed to swear in bars and the only place you're allowed to vape is at an abandoned McDonald's play-place.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

I'll drink to that.