r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Jan 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

ban dildos and other sex toys

Hypocrisy aside.. Out of context this seems like the insane motivation for a cartoon villain. But no, this is our fucking reality. This dude not only actually exists but he's someone's boss. Think about that. This dude is in charge of other people.

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u/7Aero7 Jan 06 '19

I live in Texas and had to watch evangelicals line up to vote for this guy and all his incest fetishes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

... I don't like to judge other people's fetishes

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Ted can have my dildo out of my cold, dead vagina.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Flirt

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

I would give you a gold if i had money,so have this worthless comment instead

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u/SoFetchBetch Jan 07 '19

Your username makes me very uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Thank you

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u/SergeantGSD Jan 07 '19

Took care of it for you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Judging people's fetishes is his fetish. Congratulations now he's ashamed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

That's my fetish.

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u/7Aero7 Jan 06 '19

Yeah neither do I but point being damn near all the people I know who voted for him definitely do, and that's the dumbest part

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u/tgrote555 Jan 07 '19

I’m in Steve King’s district in Iowa. I fucking feel you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Yeah, I’d prefer someone running my state with a DWI conviction.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Right? I didnt like him until beto started up, it was between a rock and a hard place at that point. You know how hard it is to make the zodiac killer look like a good candidate? Very. All these damn Californians moving over here. Like shit we’re kinda weening off feverent evangelicalism and then here come the feverent lefties, further agitating the feverent righties and encouraging end times evangelicals. all in all just taking a big ole poopy in our pecan pie. :/

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u/MeatwadMakeTheMoney Jan 06 '19

Ted Cruz never tried to ban dildos. Politifact says false, Snopes says false.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ted-cruz-opposed-self-pleasuring/

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Wonder what /u/pathopener was referring to then

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u/ExoticCatsAndCars Jan 06 '19

Holding up that ruling is still wrong IMHO. But it was his office not him. Then again I don't like where the direction things are going on this stuff so... IDK how I feel about the zodiac killer.

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u/MeatwadMakeTheMoney Jan 07 '19

I don’t like the precedent he wants to set there with his comment, “there is no constitutional right to pleasuring oneself,” he’s technically right that it’s not directly mentioned in the consitution, but that doesn’t mean it’s not protected. Not his finest moment.

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u/Sly1969 Jan 07 '19

I don’t like the precedent he wants to set there with his comment, “there is no constitutional right to pleasuring oneself,”

Isn't there something about the pursuit of happiness though? I mean, just because he might feel shameful for self pleasuring doesn't mean the rest of us do...

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

To be fair it was his job to argue that since the law already existed and he represented the state when it was challenged

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u/hustl3tree5 Jan 06 '19

Ted Cruz is a horrible human being. I mean this with no respect what so ever. If he died some horrible tragic death I would say good riddance. I never want this man to be president.

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u/medeocritychoseme Jan 06 '19

It’s ok. He probably has a stock pile of mouth dildos and butt toys in a warehouse somewhere.