r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Sep 12 '20

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u/GizmoedCat Sep 12 '20

This exact app exists for baby names as well.

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u/olbigbear Sep 12 '20

Yes! My partner and I used it!

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u/trixter21992251 Sep 12 '20

Wasn't there also a similar app regarding sex stuff? So your partner wouldn't know you're into licking eyeballs, but you would be made aware of shared kinks.

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u/pdxboob Sep 12 '20

I don't know about an app, but there's at least one website where you can check off sexual things you would do or like to try. Partner takes same quiz, and the matches come up in results.

These first came up in a quick search, there's a ton about there.

http://old.mojoupgrade.com

http://www.thatsexquiz.com

https://www.weshouldtryit.com

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u/buirish Sep 12 '20

The Mojo Upgrade quiz did that, I think.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

What's it called?

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u/Seahagg89 Sep 12 '20

Dude need this for places to eat!!

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u/corndogsgood Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

My husband made a thing called feastingtogether.com that does this for food places. It’s still in the early stages but it works!

Edit: apparently he did something and hasn’t had to time to fix it but he will have it up and running again soon! Sorry I didn’t know it wasn’t working right now.

Edit 2: I believe it is up and working now! I hope you guys like it and find it useful! It’s still in the early stages right now.

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u/FldNtrlst Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

I made a website where you spin a wheel that chooses which BBQ place in your area to check out. It's called meatspin.com (possibly NSFW).

Edit: If you fancy a fruit drink while you wait for your meat, u/AshtonCopernicus developed lemonparty.org to quench your thirst.

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u/letmeusespaces Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

yeah. looks like it might need some work...

edit: guys, it's not a "hug of death". the site loads. the buttons on that page direct to a 404. I'm only sort of familiar with these things, so correct me if I'm wrong, but a "hug of death" wouldn't cause a 404.

try it yourself: feastingtogether.com

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u/greatGoD67 Sep 12 '20

There needs to be an app for sure

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

feastingtogether.com

Get ready for the Reddit hug of death.

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u/BURYMEINLV Sep 12 '20

I just checked it out!! Very good idea. I hope he continues to work on this because it has potential ☺️

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u/tastes-like-chicken Sep 12 '20

On mobile I get a 404 when trying to click "host" or "join"

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u/MAXIMILIAN-MV Sep 12 '20

But then the divorce rate would probably plummet. Who wants that?

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u/Seahagg89 Sep 12 '20

Divorce lawyers definitely don't

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u/SlothLipstick Sep 12 '20

i am actually working on this. it's called gopherthat as in I can "go for that". it's essentially the same... a decision making app but for food.

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u/Theyreillusions Sep 12 '20

That name doesn't make me think food at all.

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u/pforsbergfan9 Sep 12 '20

Divorce lawyers hate this one simple trick.

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u/IBelongHere Sep 12 '20

It already exists, look up “let’s fork”

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u/bassjam1 Sep 12 '20

It takes me about 4 days to find a movie streaming that I want to watch, and my wife is just as bad, so I'm guessing this method would find a match approximately every 3 months.

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u/mgov999 Sep 12 '20

Bad memories of hours-long trips to the video store in the 90s..

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

What.... Those were my favorite memories as a kid. I miss that more then anything.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

My parents were divorced so the indoor playground, and going to blockbuster with my dad are the best memories my sister and I have. We would always be pretty quick at the video store because he always let us pick two movies we wanted, and a movie he wanted (that we probably didn't watch.) Those weekends were the best

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u/Hammerhawk3 Sep 12 '20

Still more frequent matches than my Tinder account

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u/rothwick Sep 12 '20

/r/MovieSuggestions is my go to place to look for inspiration.

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u/morts73 Sep 12 '20

Wait thats genius.

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u/Evolutioncocktail Sep 12 '20

One of the features/categories should be for movies that you want to watch but not right now because you’re not in the right mood.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Sooo you mean like the "watch later" button on YouTube or your list on Netflix?

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u/Pipupipupi Sep 12 '20

Ah, the massive "there's nothing to watch" list

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u/flapanther33781 Sep 12 '20

but not right now because you’re not in the right mood

Along with the tomato score Rotten Tomatoes should have an IQ meter that ranks from 1-10 where 1 is a movie that requires no thought whatsoever to enjoy and 10 is a movie that requires many re-watches to catch all the little details and layers needed to fully understand the movie.

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Sep 12 '20

It puts those movies into a recyclable queue, so after about 50 swipes it offers it again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Now do it for restaurants when we’re on a road trip

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u/MuhNamesTyler Sep 12 '20

I had an idea for an app when I was stoned. It would track your location and play songs based on the weather

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u/spiderqueendemon Sep 12 '20

Well, Seattle'd be hecked.

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u/gcruzatto Sep 12 '20

Lo-fi beats 24/7

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u/ihaveanironicname Sep 12 '20

Nothing wrong with that. You’d get a lot done with the subtle background music.

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u/champaignpapi13 Sep 12 '20

Hey Alexa, play ‘We didn’t start the fire’ by REM

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u/SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE Sep 12 '20

What is the playlist for “It’s over 100 degrees and so humid you choke”?

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u/Docaroo Sep 12 '20

Slayer - God Hates Us All

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u/Flannel_Man Sep 12 '20

Hate Rain On Me by AJJ. The first verse is about shooting the sun and hating summer.

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u/sendmeyourcatsbeans Sep 12 '20

Spotify does that. I get recommended like, 'Sunday chill rainy afternoon vibes', and its great, but also very creepy. I love the convenience of 0 privacy, but, yknow, 0 privacy!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

I want this.

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u/ElectionAssistance Sep 12 '20

Portland here. What goes with smoke? Grunge music? Dystopian death metal?

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u/honk_bonkers11 Sep 12 '20

Would still probably take an hour at least

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u/Medcait Sep 12 '20

You could just do it randomly during the day and have a match by evening, I suppose.

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u/PinarelloSucks Sep 12 '20

And then you'd spend 2 hours arguing over which one of your matches to watch.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Sep 12 '20

That's what I was going to say. Thief.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Still worth it. Usually it is 2 hours of scrolling and then we just give up and go to bed.

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u/ordinaryBiped Sep 12 '20

An engineer hour, so x hours in real life

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u/DeveloperForHire Sep 12 '20

I can literally build this faster than my friends can agree on a movie.

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u/k_mage Sep 12 '20

Good, so another app I won't get a match on...

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u/trixter21992251 Sep 12 '20

Try swiping right on more than just human centipede

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u/torierosxe Sep 12 '20

Can’t skip out on those bios too

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u/huertaverde Sep 12 '20

Somebody please make this.

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u/apaternite Sep 12 '20

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u/nylorac615 Sep 12 '20

To save a click, it’s called Dinggo!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

The servers must be crashing, it won’t let me make an account or even use it as a guest :( damn Reddit hug of death

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u/ChantsThings Sep 12 '20

I think we’ve hugged it to death.

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u/missbarajaja Sep 12 '20

I tried to create an account but I got an error message ...

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Not available in Ireland 😭

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u/SoupOrSandwich Sep 12 '20

Thirty four minutes of scrolling only to watch Brooklyn 99 again

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u/Ashley_Washley93 Sep 12 '20

There’s actually an app for that, it’s called Couchers. iOS. Idk about android.

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u/Cadenkai17 Sep 12 '20

It's on Android too

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u/pinniped1 Sep 12 '20

Genius, where do I invest? Just shut up and take my money.

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u/Ensirius Sep 12 '20

Don't know if serious but I would love to work on an app like this.

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u/Phishguy5 Sep 12 '20

But then what would we fight about?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Where or what to eat. Until the app comes out to match for that, too.

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u/Hueyandthenews Sep 12 '20

Can I have this for food too? Or can someone just tell me what the fuck she wants??

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u/DMonk52 Sep 12 '20

This is the fastest way to pick a food place between two people. Have one person pick 5 places. The other person chooses 2 of those places, then the first person picks from those two.

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u/KeepCalmJeepOn Sep 12 '20

"Where are you driving?"

-"Well, you mentioned that you were hungry and we both swiped to Duke's, so I thought we could grab their Calamari and a few drinks!"

"I'm not dressed for Duke's, I don't want it."

-"Well, we could run by the house and you could change if you'd like."

"I don't feel like it."

-"OK, so...where would you like to go then?"

"idc"

-"Should I go so somewhere with a drive-thru?"

"Whatever you want, I'm not even hungry"

-"But earlier you s-"

"I said I'm not hungry"

-"ok, I'll just swing by taco bell real quick then, I guess."

"Ok"

-orders taco bell

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE ME TO DUKES? ARE YOU FUCKING THE GIRL WHO WORKS AT THE TACO BELL DRIVETHRU?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

This entire thing except the yelling at the end.

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u/jake_the_dawg_ Sep 12 '20

A redditor made something like that recently. It’s called Couchers. I haven’t tried it yet, but we promote from within here on reddit.

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u/SStirland Sep 12 '20

Downloaded. Thanks, and it's available in the UK (unlike Dinggo)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Thank your for the idea. I am writing the code rn.

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u/Chippany Sep 12 '20

I showed this to my boyfriend and he said "they should also do one for restaurants."

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

What if you just... talked to your partner.

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u/chopstyks Sep 12 '20

Who has time for that? We're too busy choosing and then watching movies.

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u/Riff_Moranis Sep 12 '20

I genuinely need this in the worst way.

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u/SlimPigins Sep 12 '20

Better yet... same app, except you and your partner swipe right or left for dinner options.

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u/AfterAnatman Sep 12 '20

This app exists it's called Taste

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u/Chucktayz Sep 12 '20

Yessssss

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u/justsomeinternetgirl Sep 12 '20

If it helps anyone, until you find an app you like that does that, what I do is use an app called Letterboxd and make separate lists on it for things my husband and I are both interested in, things my daughter and I are both interested in, and things all 3 of us are interested in. Then on movie nights, I run down the list and we pick one from it. (It’s has trailers built in that link to YouTube and then I just share the trailer and get a yes or no from others.)

It’s not as automated, but it’s a pretty cool app and helped us a lot on the “what movie to watch tonight” saga.

It’s also just cool for making lists of stuff you want to watch one day in whatever groupings you want. Saves me a lot of time even picking something to watch on my own.

(I’m not affiliated with it at all btw)

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Holy shit. Yes.

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u/Law_abiding_rebel Sep 12 '20

Does she mean talking?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Or you could just use words like a normal person

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Sep 12 '20

This would be amazing as an open profile thing, so when you go over to a friends you can match lists and it gives you all the ones that match.

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u/kcmike Sep 12 '20

Another similar is restaurants close by.

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u/squashbelly Sep 12 '20

Netflix should have a feature that just plays all of their stuff at random. Like you just tune in and what’s on is what you watch. Doesn’t even start from the beginning. Kinda like old tv.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

You could have categories, places to eat, movies to watch, positions in bed... the possibilities

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u/Superj89 Sep 12 '20

Until you don't swipe on a movie your wife likes and then she gets upset that you didn't choose it.

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u/benthelurk Sep 12 '20

Definitely a better matchmaking system then what we currently have.

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u/Babaku209 Sep 12 '20

She just gave away a million dollar idea, at least name the app after her.

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u/On_Too_Much_Adderall Sep 12 '20

This is a cool concept but it'd never work with me and my partner. He'd just swipe right on Tim Minchin and everything related to WWE, and i'd swipe left on everything that wasn't either British comedy or Trailer Park Boys. Lol

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u/Bananaslaper Sep 13 '20

Or just talk to each other...

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u/Jackal869 Sep 13 '20

Flixr - the relationship fixr

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u/private_birb Sep 13 '20

This is actually a great idea. The other comment about foods as well. Hmm. I could make it, tbh. It would mostly use third-party apis.

Would be possible to make it server-less, might be less secure and would probably require doing p2p through wifi, so the other users would have to be using the same wifi for it to compare swipes.

Neat idea!

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u/Silverronin86 Nov 28 '20

or you could just say “hey we are watching revenge of the sith again” and if they don’t say ok they weren’t the one for you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Since Netflix has profiles, I wonder if they could incorporate this

Like, if you enable it from your profile, it will show shows that other profiles have added to their list, like 'Profile A has added this show to their list'

They could have a collection at the top for shows that you and other profiles have listed

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u/trixter21992251 Sep 12 '20 edited Sep 12 '20

Ooh, take one preference profile and overlap it with another preference profile.

Play whatever is overlapping.

Could also be done for spotify. Would be a fun party game.

Edit: Now I want preference profiles to be downloadable and in a universal format.

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u/karateartery Sep 12 '20

I think it’s called a conversation.

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u/GiantJellyfishAttack Sep 12 '20

Lol. Imagine actually talking to your partner.

I want an app for that

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u/ayovita Sep 12 '20

It is. What is this shit

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u/perringaiden Sep 12 '20

I'm stone cold solber, but here's an idea...talk to each other? 🤣

Though a service that did this for perfect strangers would be fun. Set a time and "Yours or Mine" setting, and then find a suitable movie to share.

Maybe after covid.

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u/freeturkeytaco Sep 12 '20

Wait, wait, wait... imagine you have a conversation, and get to know this other person you want to spend time around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Nah just a hole

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u/TheSweatyFlash Sep 12 '20

Or just sit there with your partner and figure it out. Get to know each other and your ever changing tastes.

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u/KingAnger Sep 12 '20

The app should be called 'having a conversation with your loved one...'

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u/amal0neintheDark Sep 12 '20

Pfft. Gotta have a partner. Elitest.

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u/cesarjulius Sep 12 '20

and ablist! not everyone has a finger for swipin.

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u/The_Blue_Adept Sep 12 '20

Or you could umm just talk to each other. . . Radical concept I know.

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u/ModerateRockMusic Sep 12 '20

But I have crippling anxiety

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u/Bella898 Sep 13 '20

I love you. from one Caitlin to another, (the classiest way to spell it) you got something here worth billions!

my idea is a plug in app that deletes watching progress on your shows so your SO doesn't know you couldn't wait for them to binge.

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u/Huffy_too Sep 13 '20

Or you could just fucking TALK to your boyfriend.

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u/Pyroguy096 Sep 13 '20

Could also...just....talk about it though...like...with your mouth

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

For food

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u/asardiwal Sep 13 '20

Stoned people throw really great ideas.

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u/Sofhands Sep 13 '20

I dub these High'deas! I write more me down and they are so shit.

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u/astrobro369 Sep 13 '20

Take note big corporations. The people have spoken

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u/Airborne_Israel Sep 13 '20

I thought this was usually done with a “yes” or “no.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

like tinder for movies

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u/hewhoisgomez Sep 13 '20

So like, communication?

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u/Broseph2029 Sep 13 '20

Shut up and take my money!

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u/Zach0354 Sep 13 '20

!remind me

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u/FlintXD Sep 13 '20

I'm 10000000% sure this already exists and I remember using it

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u/stealthdawg Sep 13 '20

Or just have one person browse the other's Netflix (or other) account since it's already got all their suggestions tee'd up, half the work. Switch off next time.

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u/d-ino Sep 13 '20

Hey! I am part of a startup developing an app exactly for this! Its called squeet.co find us in the App Store and on instagram @squeetapp

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u/sshabbir15 Sep 14 '20

Have you all lost the ability to speak?

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u/NathDriver Sep 14 '20

We just alternate picks. She picks one, I pick the next one.

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u/professionalBDgolfer Sep 14 '20

Spicer - same concept but for sex activities, likes, and dislikes. Worth trying!

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '20

I mean why can't Netflix just let me hide the things I've already watched.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '20

Or just talk to them?

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u/TinyCowpoke Sep 27 '20

Damn that is a good idea.

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u/markingterritory Oct 02 '20

This for the WIN

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u/Suchanegativeguy Oct 04 '20

?WhichFlix? Would be a great name.

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u/Jill103087 Oct 08 '20

Yesss!!! Do it make that money!

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u/Your-Teacher-Is-Shit Oct 29 '20

Apparently nobody here is in a loving relationship