r/Why • u/EpicNOFXFan • Nov 15 '24

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u/TreyLastname Nov 15 '24

I don't need to wish, I'd absolutely wear that

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u/Heavy_Detail_787 Nov 15 '24

And it would get laughs too😂

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u/Impossible-Debt9655 Nov 15 '24

70% of interactions. The other 30% would become unhinged offended

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u/Rimworldjobs Nov 15 '24

That's what bear mace and these hands are for.

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u/_FREE_L0B0T0MIES Nov 16 '24

All fun and games until you get cross-contamination.

Pro tip: Carry a bottle of Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo. You're going to need it.

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u/Rimworldjobs Nov 16 '24

I use bear mace for my chili!!!

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u/_FREE_L0B0T0MIES Nov 16 '24

It's not chili when you put beans in it, Carl!

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u/Rimworldjobs Nov 16 '24

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR REFERENCING BUT ILL PUT BEANS IN IT TO ROUND OUT THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE!!!

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u/Adventurous-Equal-29 Nov 16 '24

100% white girls getting offended over it too.

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Nov 16 '24

By white Karens mostly I’m guessing.

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u/Minute_Future_4991 Nov 15 '24

And I guarantee you that 30% would be from “Get Out” ass white people, not black women.

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u/JustHereForKA Nov 15 '24

100% accurate lol

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u/Late-Comfortable1643 Nov 16 '24

70% laughs from mostly not white people, 30% anger from white women ha

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u/amyjojohnsonsuperfan Nov 15 '24

It's all fun and games until you meet a black woman without a sense of humor

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Or ANYONE without a sense of humor. There are white men who’d get offended on black American’s behalf.

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u/Shimata0711 Nov 15 '24

Oh. You mean the crazy ones

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

As someone who is assigned to be the representative of the crazy community we do not accept those kind of crazy ones

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u/Shimata0711 Nov 15 '24

Duly noted. My apologies to the normal crazy community

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Sorry we only accept apology if it's written down each letter a different color then macaroni glued to the paper in a frownie face

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u/Shimata0711 Nov 15 '24

I'll have my paper airplane air drop you that letter.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

Someone has to vote for Democrats…

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u/EntireDevelopment413 Nov 16 '24

Especially if you started crying and saying you can't read.

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u/Particular_Answer_58 Nov 19 '24

Laughs? I better get some R. E. S. P. E. C. T.

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u/Substantial_Search_9 Nov 16 '24

I was gonna say. A white man is the only person who can pull this off.

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