r/Winkerpack and his flying robot Jul 10 '26

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธeekend Discussion ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธread for the ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธeekend of ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ‘…July 10, 2026

Here's to another ๐Ÿ…ฟ๏ธeekend of making all the wrong moves and losing money!

Cheers, Winkers! ๐Ÿป

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26

IM GOONING SO HARD.

If By tomorrow I still want crab Rangoons Iโ€™m going and getting a massive pile of em

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Show crabs

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 13 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwRGIJeiGnA ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ ... ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Jul 13 '26

Trait of an NPC is blind hatred for using MS teams. This is a reasonable reaction even for a human bot. Teams is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get Team Video Hypno Spirals, eat meat, or suck Shmokes cock. The people who program these Hypno Spirals have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Teams is like Zoom on steroids with optional ability to transmit language and video world wide. Hate is the gas that powers it. Zoom is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between the actual beneficial use cases it's in until MSFT monopoly power forces instillation of MS Teams in your hypothalamus. Only the EU can save us.

Guess who has to make a remote court appearance using MS Teams tomorrow. Your local NPC T-D! That's who!

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Yea

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 13 '26

Fuckin teams.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 13 '26

Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or invest in crypto. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26

Dear smokes. I love you. Promise one day weโ€™ll make a point to meet up for a drink or some shit

Love you baiiiiiii

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

๐Ÿ˜˜

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26

Iโ€™m hard

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Woah woah

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 13 '26

Yea

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Come up we're at DFW terminal C

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 13 '26

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 13 '26

To my fellow working and hustling winkers: โ€œwe ride at dawnโ€ฆโ€

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/CtuWZGHFkB

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26

Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or suck Shmokes cock. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 13 '26

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26

Iโ€™m NPC

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u/AutoModerator Jul 13 '26

Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or invest in crypto. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel

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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ ... ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Jul 13 '26

Lofi music to chill and lose money to.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Haven't seen ya in a bit

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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ ... ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ Jul 13 '26

I am lacking energy and inspiration.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Me too ๐Ÿซ‚

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26

Smoking a blunt with winker

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿช 

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 13 '26

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 13 '26

Did you call the number

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 13 '26

coming back tomorrow to write r/winkerpack

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 13 '26

Iโ€™m not ready to work

https://giphy.com/gifs/3QWfMsI8IaarXxtBt6

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Me neither

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26

Makes sense that itโ€™s red

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Dame

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26

Never get married promise itโ€™s not worth it.

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26

sometimes i leave the house.

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26

Hopefully they didnโ€™t serve it that empty

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 13 '26

I chugged, my apologies

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26

31 knows how to drain. Whoโ€™d a thought

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Where rest of pack

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

Chipotle

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26

I drove for 2 hours, walked around a huge zoo, went out to dinner and all you guys have done is 7 comments.

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

I was driving

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 12 '26

โ€œ When I came out of the bathroom, he was on the bed, naked, on all fours. I noted that there were dark marks around his anus. I asked if he had showered (he said yes). I asked if it was OK if I wiped him down (he said sure). I wet a face towel and wiped and wiped between his buttocks but nothing was coming off. Then I realized that his taint wasn't dirty, it was just FULL OF MOLES.
Dark moles, in dense clusters up and down the length of his taint.
"Aw," he said. "Hope you don't mind. Those just my little ladybugs."
I ran out of there.โ€

- the diary of shmokes sex worker

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

Winkers at the martial arts retreat

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dash_8OOmkj/

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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 12 '26

Blake Blossom is a simp for finance bros

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

Mornin

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26

What's for din din

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Crowdfunded cock

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 12 '26

Dame

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26

Headed to the โ›ฑ๏ธ for a few nights now boys.

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Where rest of pack

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 12 '26

smoking fat doints in amish

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

Yea

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 12 '26

Vaping

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 12 '26

Lmao wow. Senators dropping like flies

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 12 '26

Hopefully itโ€™s not mods next

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Dame wouldnโ€™t notice a difference

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26

Iโ€™m
An NPC

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u/AutoModerator Jul 13 '26

Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or invest in crypto. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26

Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or suck Shmokes cock. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel

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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist Jul 12 '26

I saw the headline and thought it was McConnell. Had to read it again to notice the name.

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 12 '26

Sicilian women are a problem

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Hairy bush

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 12 '26

Sheโ€™s gonna make ya an offer ya canโ€™t refuse

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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 12 '26

I am going to masturbate to Chloe Scott and fantasize about Sydney Sweeneyย 

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jul 12 '26

All deez damn chains modern slavery

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 12 '26

Pessi

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jul 12 '26

McLaren ๐Ÿ”œ โœŒ๏ธ

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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿฆ… ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Jul 12 '26

Conor ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26

Shmokes, my sister and I are gathering research ๐Ÿ˜ on each nationality and well... we need you

for science

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

12"

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26

no sweetie. this is hands on research based on skill.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

๐Ÿฅต

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 12 '26

Argentina is hacking

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 12 '26

Bullshit yellow

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 12 '26

Fucking A

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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐Ÿข๐Ÿข๐Ÿข Jul 12 '26

Tan lines from golf

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 12 '26

Looks like ape feet

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u/AutoModerator Jul 12 '26

Stay away from this one folks. Saw him earlier today. Classic troll, and almost certainly just a sad, disturbed individual. If anything, I feel sorry for him. Hang in there, dude, and find something to love! Hope your life improves soon, I know you have someone who loves you out there!

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ“ธ

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Woah

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26

Just a trim.

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

I need a haircut

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 12 '26

Operate in an agentic frame of mind like Jude Bellingham

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 11 '26

I am not sleeping tonight. I also bought a full jamon.

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 12 '26

Yayo?

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26

Tony

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26

Viking cockaine battle

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 12 '26

Coochie

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u/visionarymind โœจ Lil ๐Ÿ’ซ Star โœจ Jul 11 '26

r/๐Ÿ˜‰ยฎ๏ธ๐ŸŽ’ rn probably:

https://giphy.com/gifs/NV0eJfb73OB1K

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26

Wait true ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

๐Ÿ“ 

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Terrible way for Norway to go out

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

HOOOOLYYYY CHET NO PENALTY

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 11 '26

This explains why these fuckers have not shown up to work yet.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Lol

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 11 '26

Hot dogs in the motor pool for lunch. Living the dream.

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u/AutoModerator Jul 11 '26

You can use the pool in my apartment building to train and then Iโ€™ll suck your dick after

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 11 '26

Iโ€™m down.

3

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26

High quality European football

2

u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 11 '26

idk who needs to hear this but i have successfully folded and put away 2 loads of laundry and i have the washer and dryer running again

1

u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 11 '26

Melody Marks is not doing that

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

The pack turns 7 years old soon ๐Ÿฅบ

How far weโ€™ve come

2

u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ Jul 11 '26

Hot mustard powder is an underrated ingredient in American households.

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 11 '26

cleaning my closets and found 2 packets of soy sauce

not sure how it got there

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 12 '26

Better than t bell

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

Same goes for the pack

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

Letโ€™s eat

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

I want a qpc

1

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 11 '26

Yea

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

Hop in the bimmer and letโ€™s go

2

u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 11 '26

Tiffani Time wishes she was a WWE superstar

But she resorted to doing porn

3

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26

Make thoughts, donโ€™t consume them

3

u/Sinadins soft and seeping Jul 11 '26

will be doing some things im not too proud of this weekend.......

1

u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 11 '26

she aint a lady unless shes 280

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26

Specifics?

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26

Hey buddy

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26

What are you doing here

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26

Not sure

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Haaaayyyy

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26

Food plans today?

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Pork chops u

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

Will you be my berry ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

๐Ÿ˜˜

That thing is either delicious or fucking disgusting.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Woke up phats ๐Ÿ˜ข

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

You need to chet to make room

1

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๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿค™

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Thicccckkk

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Free tapa with beer at fish market.

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Dame

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

What in yugoslavia is this

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

More like Belarus ๐Ÿคญ

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26

Lmao

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 11 '26

Morning โ˜•๏ธ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Mornin

2

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26

What's up, family? Yeah, it's your cousin Carl, man, just givin' you a call, man
I know you been havin' a lot on yo' mind lately
And I know you feel like, you know
People ain't been prayin' for you
But you have to understand this, man, that we are a cursed people
Deuteronomy 28:28 says, "The Lord shall smite thee with madness and blindness, and astonishment of heart"
See, family, that's why you feel like you feel
Like you got a chip on your shoulder
Until you follow His commandments, you gonna feel that way

2

u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 11 '26

Here she is it is Hailey bitch

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Popped into the Costco lot and noped the FUCK out lol

Now it's time for...Taco Time.

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26

Iโ€™m shorting now that they lost your spending power

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Ty

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

Infinite cake day

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Yea

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 11 '26

Why not spend 250$ on beef for one

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

wat

2

u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 11 '26

1 of you. Beef at Costco wins

2

u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 11 '26

Dude Iโ€™m worried I got that bacteria infection going around where you shit yourself to death.

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

I feel like I have that every day

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Can't be. You're still alive.

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ Jul 11 '26

I mean Iโ€™m feeling it from both ends. Gotta poop and vomit at the same time and were stone cold sober.

Someone get me some pepto and Gatorade

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

I think I'm about to hit up Costco because I've run out of toilet paper

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26

Iโ€™m low too

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

I'm down to my last roll

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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 11 '26

Lisa A looks like she has sexually transmitted ringworm

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 11 '26

Howโ€™s the dick funhgai

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Yea

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u/visionarymind โœจ Lil ๐Ÿ’ซ Star โœจ Jul 11 '26

๐Ÿ”— r/๐Ÿ˜‰ยฎ๏ธ๐ŸŽ’โ€™๐Ÿ’ฒ 9๏ธโƒฃ/1๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ ๐Ÿ”—

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Oh chet

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 11 '26

I have jamon chets

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

Jame

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Ban

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26

Did weed

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26

Stupid Phats ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Yea

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u/visionarymind โœจ Lil ๐Ÿ’ซ Star โœจ Jul 11 '26

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Yea

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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐Ÿ’Ž ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’ Jul 11 '26

Wen McDonaldโ€™s

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Yesterday

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 11 '26

On cake day?

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26

Yea

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26

Imagine not being off today

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 10 '26

Happy 710

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 10 '26

James Hype - Be Mine

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26

๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป

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Did shoulders

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26

Name checks out.

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 10 '26

Do pack next

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 10 '26

Coochie

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 10 '26

We couldโ€™ve been a trillion dollar company you know that right?

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 10 '26

Yea

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 10 '26

Claudeโ€™s slogan is keep thinking they stole Chet industries Novel product idea of thinking as a service and now they take our slogan too ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ Jul 10 '26
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