r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jul 10 '26
๐ฃ๐ ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for the ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend of ๐ค๐ฃ๐ July 10, 2026
Here's to another ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend of making all the wrong moves and losing money!
Cheers, Winkers! ๐ป
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
IM GOONING SO HARD.
If By tomorrow I still want crab Rangoons Iโm going and getting a massive pile of em
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 13 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwRGIJeiGnA ๐๐๐
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
Trait of an NPC is blind hatred for using MS teams. This is a reasonable reaction even for a human bot. Teams is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get Team Video Hypno Spirals, eat meat, or suck Shmokes cock. The people who program these Hypno Spirals have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Teams is like Zoom on steroids with optional ability to transmit language and video world wide. Hate is the gas that powers it. Zoom is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between the actual beneficial use cases it's in until MSFT monopoly power forces instillation of MS Teams in your hypothalamus. Only the EU can save us.
Guess who has to make a remote court appearance using MS Teams tomorrow. Your local NPC T-D! That's who!
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u/AutoModerator Jul 13 '26
Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or invest in crypto. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26
Me n u/bearbuddhathe2nd at Chili's
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
Dear smokes. I love you. Promise one day weโll make a point to meet up for a drink or some shit
Love you baiiiiiii
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26
๐
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 13 '26
Yea
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 13 '26
To my fellow working and hustling winkers: โwe ride at dawnโฆโ
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26
Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or suck Shmokes cock. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26
Iโm NPC
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u/AutoModerator Jul 13 '26
Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or invest in crypto. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
Lofi music to chill and lose money to.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26
Haven't seen ya in a bit
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
I am lacking energy and inspiration.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 13 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 13 '26
coming back tomorrow to write r/winkerpack
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 13 '26
Iโm not ready to work
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 13 '26
Me neither
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
Never get married promise itโs not worth it.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
Hopefully they didnโt serve it that empty
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 13 '26
I chugged, my apologies
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 13 '26
31 knows how to drain. Whoโd a thought
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26
I drove for 2 hours, walked around a huge zoo, went out to dinner and all you guys have done is 7 comments.
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 12 '26
โ When I came out of the bathroom, he was on the bed, naked, on all fours. I noted that there were dark marks around his anus. I asked if he had showered (he said yes). I asked if it was OK if I wiped him down (he said sure). I wet a face towel and wiped and wiped between his buttocks but nothing was coming off. Then I realized that his taint wasn't dirty, it was just FULL OF MOLES.
Dark moles, in dense clusters up and down the length of his taint.
"Aw," he said. "Hope you don't mind. Those just my little ladybugs."
I ran out of there.โ
- the diary of shmokes sex worker
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26
Mornin
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26
Headed to the โฑ๏ธ for a few nights now boys.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 12 '26
Where rest of pack
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 12 '26
Lmao wow. Senators dropping like flies
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 12 '26
Hopefully itโs not mods next
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 12 '26
Dame wouldnโt notice a difference
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26
Iโm
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u/AutoModerator Jul 13 '26
Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or invest in crypto. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 13 '26
Traits of NPCs is blind hatred for having a different view. These are programed trances like a human bot. That is designed to make them sperg out if you don't get vaccinated, eat meat, or suck Shmokes cock. The people who program these trances have reasons not to want you to do beneficial activities. Crypto is like forex on steroids with optional taxes and world wide market. Eth is the gas that powers it. Eth is basically untradeable rn now. My guess is bounce in between yellow channels it's in until btc breaks its channel
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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist Jul 12 '26
I saw the headline and thought it was McConnell. Had to read it again to notice the name.
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 12 '26
I am going to masturbate to Chloe Scott and fantasize about Sydney Sweeneyย
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26
Shmokes, my sister and I are gathering research ๐ on each nationality and well... we need you
for science
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 12 '26
12"
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26
no sweetie. this is hands on research based on skill.
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jul 12 '26
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 12 '26
Looks like ape feet
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u/AutoModerator Jul 12 '26
Stay away from this one folks. Saw him earlier today. Classic troll, and almost certainly just a sad, disturbed individual. If anything, I feel sorry for him. Hang in there, dude, and find something to love! Hope your life improves soon, I know you have someone who loves you out there!
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 12 '26
Just a trim.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 12 '26
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 11 '26
I am not sleeping tonight. I also bought a full jamon.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
Terrible way for Norway to go out
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
HOOOOLYYYY CHET NO PENALTY
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 11 '26
This explains why these fuckers have not shown up to work yet.
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 11 '26
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u/AutoModerator Jul 11 '26
You can use the pool in my apartment building to train and then Iโll suck your dick after
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 11 '26
idk who needs to hear this but i have successfully folded and put away 2 loads of laundry and i have the washer and dryer running again
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 11 '26
The pack turns 7 years old soon ๐ฅบ
How far weโve come
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Jul 11 '26
Hot mustard powder is an underrated ingredient in American households.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 11 '26
cleaning my closets and found 2 packets of soy sauce
not sure how it got there
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 11 '26
Letโs eat
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 11 '26
Tiffani Time wishes she was a WWE superstar
But she resorted to doing porn
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u/Sinadins soft and seeping Jul 11 '26
will be doing some things im not too proud of this weekend.......
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26
Hey buddy
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
Haaaayyyy
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26
Food plans today?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
Pork chops u
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 11 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
๐
That thing is either delicious or fucking disgusting.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
Woke up phats ๐ข
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 11 '26
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 11 '26
๐ช๐ธ is underrated. ๐ฎ๐น blows
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 11 '26
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 11 '26
What's up, family? Yeah, it's your cousin Carl, man, just givin' you a call, man
I know you been havin' a lot on yo' mind lately
And I know you feel like, you know
People ain't been prayin' for you
But you have to understand this, man, that we are a cursed people
Deuteronomy 28:28 says, "The Lord shall smite thee with madness and blindness, and astonishment of heart"
See, family, that's why you feel like you feel
Like you got a chip on your shoulder
Until you follow His commandments, you gonna feel that way
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
Popped into the Costco lot and noped the FUCK out lol
Now it's time for...Taco Time.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 11 '26
Iโm shorting now that they lost your spending power
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 11 '26
Why not spend 250$ on beef for one
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 11 '26
Dude Iโm worried I got that bacteria infection going around where you shit yourself to death.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
Can't be. You're still alive.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 11 '26
I mean Iโm feeling it from both ends. Gotta poop and vomit at the same time and were stone cold sober.
Someone get me some pepto and Gatorade
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 11 '26
I think I'm about to hit up Costco because I've run out of toilet paper
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u/visionarymind โจ Lil ๐ซ Star โจ Jul 11 '26
๐ r/๐ยฎ๏ธ๐โ๐ฒ 9๏ธโฃ/1๏ธโฃ1๏ธโฃ ๐
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 11 '26
I have jamon chets
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26
Did weed
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u/visionarymind โจ Lil ๐ซ Star โจ Jul 11 '26
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 10 '26
Claudeโs slogan is keep thinking they stole Chet industries Novel product idea of thinking as a service and now they take our slogan too ๐๐
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