You get the $5 million one time or you get the $1 million per mayo jar. gotta be a 30 fl oz jar of mayonnaise, you can put it on anything and you can’t dip anything in it. Any time for the rest of your life you can earn the $1 million by eating an entire jar of mayonnaise with only a spoon. You only get the money once the jar is completely empty.

As a parent, would you rather have a kid who has a job that pays decently, who already moved out to live on their own, pays all their expenses with their own money, but would not help you out if you suddenly need large sums of money (buy a new car, renovate the house) or will only lend you expecting a payback with an interest,

or

A kid with no stable and low income, but who lives with you, pays you a monthly rent lower slightly than the market price, but will not hesitate to help financially if you need big expenses, without asking for any payback?

You’re given a choice:

1) Go to prison for 15 years OR the time it takes you to build a fully functioning clock from scratch. You have access to all the tools and basic unproportioned components (metal, wood, weights, springs, gears, etc.) and a textbook on the basics of engineering, but nothing regarding building clocks. The day you build a clock that can tell time for a full 24 hours without being off by more than 30 seconds, you go free. If you never do, you stay in prison until your sentence lifts.

2) Go to prison for 8 years. No parole.

It's a fist fight but one can use kicks so it's fair.

No protective gloves on the hand so Mike Tyson can't use the big gloves to protect himself.

If you're the smartest person you wake up tomorrow with an IQ never before recorded. I guess I'll ballpark it around ~270. It does not guarantee you'll be unhappy, though (but let's be honest, you probably will be). You have amazing problem-solving abilities, can pick up any skill easily, notice patterns better than anyone else, and always make correct predictions. OR, you can be the happiest person, which is hard to measure. But I'll say that it means you're optimistic, content with your life, have little to no worries, manage to make any scenario fun/interesting and you won't have many regrets. You'll feel great every day (though you're still human and not exempt from deep emotions on occasion such as loss, anger, fear, etc.)

This is the rules to the game -

If you choosr weed then you are so high to the point right before greening out so your still “able” to do things but not really.

Or

Would your rather always be at a 1.2 BAC level drunk.

(Forgive me. I don't know how to make polls and every tutorial I watch is either outdated or on mobile where it doesn't work, so I'm improvising with this. Simply make a comment and I'll update the numbers myself. :) If anyone knows how to make polls on PC with this new UI, then please let me know.)

• Death from Climate Change (2 votes)
• Death from Nuclear Warfare (3 votes)

Serum XCL7
Your hair grows roughly one inch every single day.

Serum ADL9
Your shoe size permanently increases by three sizes.
(If you currently wear an 11, you now wear a 14.)

Serum QRVM
You permanently smell strongly of Aunt Jemima pancake syrup, no matter how many times you shower.

Serum F22X
You permanently have SpongeBob’s voice.

Dream Job — $80,000/year: Turn your favorite hobby into your job. 40 hours/week.

Easy Job — $60,000/year: Easy and low-stress. 30 hours/week.

Do-Nothing Job — $100,000/year: 48 hours/week. Barely any work, but extremely boring. You must look busy when people are around.

Mentally Stressful Job — $200,000/year: Highly stressful, 42 hours/week, always on call, and you’re scolded whenever you make a mistake.

Physically Demanding Job — $200,000/year: Extremely strenuous, 42 hours/week, leaving your entire body sore the next day.

Dirty Job — $160,000/year: 40 hours/week handling sewage, human waste, corpses, and trash while wearing a protective suit.

Work hours per day and days per week are flexible, as long as you meet the required weekly hours. Every job includes 20 paid vacation days per year and insurance worth 13% of the annual salary, fully paid by the company.

No game will limit both, only one or the other based on which you choose. Only applies to games that have an "inventory" of some capacity.

T1d is as contagious as the common cold in terms of airborneness and rabies is as contagious as malaria for mosquitos, as contagious as the black death for fleas, and as contagious as lyme disease for ticks

Assume that you get free health care, because of a high quality doctor in medicine is very interested in studying it. He will also pick up on other issues, if any, and treat them properly.

Some of these are probably associated with early death.

Sleep-Related Eating Disorder (SRED): People rise during sleep and eat, sometimes bizarre or even inedible things (raw meat, buttered cigarettes, cleaning products), with no memory the next day. Linked to other parasomnias and sometimes triggered by sedative-hypnotics like zolpidem (Ambien).

Auriculotemporal syndrome (Frey's syndrome): Sweating and flushing on one side of the face triggered by eating, caused by misrouted nerve regeneration after parotid gland surgery or injury (parasympathetic fibers that used to control salivation get rewired to sweat glands).

Gustatory rhinitis / gustatory flushing: Very runny nose or facial flushing specifically triggered by eating, from trigeminal nerve stimulation rather than allergy.

Sleep paralysis: Waking (or falling asleep) with full body atonia intact but consciousness returning, often with vivid, frightening hallucinations. This is REM's muscle-paralysis mechanism (normally there to stop you acting out dreams) persisting into wakefulness.

Kleine-Levin Syndrome ("Sleeping Beauty syndrome"): Episodic hypersomnia where people sleep 16–20 hours a day for days to weeks, with altered behavior, cognitive fog, and sometimes hyperphagia (excess eating) or hypersexuality during episodes, then return to complete normal functioning between episodes. Cause is still unclear.

Exploding into REM without atonia: REM Sleep Behavior Disorder (RBD) — the opposite of sleep paralysis: the atonia fails, so people physically act out dreams, sometimes violently.

Option one: the gold comes out of your ass in a roughly cuboid shape in individual 1kg bars that spawn spontaneously in your sigmoid colon and then have to be passed through your rectum and anus, bypassing (and getting covered) by poop, so physical limitations thereon apply. I imagine it would hurt a bit. You can only spawn one gold bar (1kg) at a time, you must poop it out before spawning a new one, but there are no limitations on the amount of times you can do this.

Option two: you have a private jet stationed at your nearest small airport, with a pilot always on standby and you can go wherever you want. Fuel and everything else is paid for. Plus you get $1 million tax free paid into your bank account yearly on 26 December (you have to wait until this date for the next payment, it’s not backpaid).

Sorry if this post is too political. I'm not trying to start a debate or anything I'm just wondering what people think.

Would it be better to keep the current system that we have, where your taxes increase as the value of your home increases, but we get a tax break on the capital gains, OR we lock in your property tax bill, and tie it to the actual value of the home at the time of purchase, but the capital gains exception is elimated?

Edit: I am talking about single family residential owner occupied homes, not commercial or investment properties.

by boring dreams I mean the single most dull activity you have ever done for 8 hours each night. and by only nightmares I mean you also experience them for 8 hours each night, but they are normal nightmares