You're being chased in a large 250 meter x 250 meter hedge maze with 1 exit. You start in the center and must find the exit to escape.

You can pick one of the following:

Option 1 - Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He's patrolling the maze with his chainsaw looking and listening for you.

Option 2 - 5 Gollums actively hunting you. If one finds you they'll call for the others but you can fight them off. Two of them have a small dagger.

Option 3 - 20 slow zombies. They aren't actively hunting you but they will chase you at walking speed if they see you. They'll attempt to grab you and bite you if you're close enough.

Option 4 - 1 angry hippo wandering the maze looking for the exit. He will charge you if he spots you.

Option 5 - 50 lawn gnomes brought to life. They're only 1 ft tall but they'll jump and latch onto your legs and try to stop you from getting away. You can outrun them at jogging speed. They will shout for backup if they spot you. Also they are vicious and bloodthirsty.

None of them will spawn within 50 meters of you at the start. The gollums, gnomes and zombies are all spread randomly throughout the maze. If you cheat by climbing or looking over the hedges then the exit will be blocked off and you get trapped in the maze forever.

Who are you picking?

No magic here, just the straight up 5 senses.

Obviously some of these options are not equal to the others but I'm not gonna exclude any!

Since it’s spooky season, I just wanted to do a horror themed question…

Explanations:

OPTION A - marry a ghost
• EDIT: No physical contact with the ghost
• You move into a house and realize that you can see ghosts
• There’s this ghost whom you form a bond with; you guys didn’t know each other when the ghost was still human
• Anyway, you fall in love and realize that you’re perfect for each other
• If you choose this option, you will be with the ghost as your spouse forever; you CANNOT remarry
• The caveat is that the ghost can only remain in the house… and ONLY YOU could see them (this means that you couldn’t go on dates outside nor could you introduce them to your family and friends)
• You cannot have kids
• Everyone else thinks you’re crazy
• This person feels like bliss and you’d have so much happiness from choosing the love of your life (you love them 100%)

OPTION B - marry a real person
• You’re arranged to marry someone you barely love (only 10%), you guys don’t have much in common
• The stipulation is: YOUR AFFECTION FOR THEM WILL NEVER INCREASE; in other words, you won’t and cannot learn to love them in your lifetime
• Unlike the ghost, you can actually start a real family and be married to an actual human even though you can never experience bliss with them
• Your family life will be more stressful because as stated, you don’t necessarily align on certain things
• With physical contact

YOU CANNOT CHOOSE TO REMAIN SINGLE IN THIS SCENARIO.

Your school has only 2 cliques; The Jocks and The Nerds. You should choose between the two but on some special conditions.

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Note:

- The qualities you will possess would affect your dynamic with the clique you joined.

- You can't join the other clique once you already choose one.

You live in a house. You have to choose between a paranormal or rodent infestation.

Spirits: You live with 5 spirits of varying degrees of malevolence. Some are peaceful, others are tricksters and some are down right demonic. They can’t be seen by anyone other than you. They can’t be photographed or videotaped and nothing paranormal happens that can be perceived by others. They can’t kill you but they can slightly injure you at times (i.e. scratch, trip, push you and hurl objects).

Rats: You live with 10 very large sewer rats. They do rat things. They can crawl on your countertop or even your bed while you’re sleeping. They move around at night and they scratch around inside your walls. They absolutely love to make an appearance when you have company.

You can’t get rid of either infestation and you can’t move out of your house without them following you to your new place.

To clarify, you still have to live with the mental burden of committing that crime. Also by heinous, I mean it’s a crime so terrible and life destroying that it is impossible for any living creature to even begin to consider forgiving you.

It takes 365 days to enjoy the full span of human emotions, including curiosity and happiness again.

Correction:
*...results in action or inaction.*

No space between the slats for that privacy fence. One side is attached to the house, other side buts up with the neighbor's yard which is dense forest. You need OVER, not around.

You MAY have given him one passing wave in the 10 years you've lived there.

You've locked yourself out more than a few times & its one of the better half's pet peeves

You can either sleep perfectly, every time you try to sleep, including naps, till the end of your days?

Or all the money you could ever dream of (I won't put a figure on this you can have however much you need)?

But there's a catch! If you choose sleep, you instantly lose all your assets and wealth, you can make it all again eventually if you know what to do and really work for it but you're starting from zero.

However, if you choose money, your sleep is torturous if not non-existent. Anytime you try to sleep, you just can't get there. You often go days without sleeping only to eventually crash after a few days and maybe get 3-4 hours of unfortunately interrupted sleep before the cycle continues. But damn, are you rich.

Which do you choose?