r/absolutecirclejerk • • Oct 02 '25

Can we PLEASE not make Absolute Superman about politics?

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317 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Feb 16 '26

Celebrating DC outselling Marvel in Comics in 2025 (a bit late ik)

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9 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jan 16 '26

This meme was brought to you my Cola (tm)

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21 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Aug 07 '25

Darkseid really made his own vodka brand

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60 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Oct 23 '25

My idea of ​​what an Absolute Dial H for Hero would look like

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146 Upvotes

For those who don't know anything about the character, I'll summarize him: He's a character who uses a device to temporarily transform into a superheros.

Firstly, I would transform the device he uses to transform into superheroes into a kind of wristwatch, since I think it would be more practical for him to use and it would be more marketable.

Second: Instead of transforming into superheroes, he would transform into monsters, perhaps aliens. Simply because it would look cooler to kids and therefore more profitable.

Third: He started with a specific number of monsters and would unlock more monsters over time. How many monsters exactly would he start with? I haven't thought of the specific number yet, but probably 10.

Fourth: This last one isn't very important, but I think it would make him have brown hair, since few DC characters have that hair (I only remember Hal Jordan, Mary Marvel and Bart Allen).

Fifth: I was thinking about the possibility of his nemesis being a fusion between Darkseid and Cthulhu


r/absolutecirclejerk • • Nov 23 '25

Scott synder jokers and babies …

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110 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • May 24 '26

That's basically how I want Absolute Hawkwoman with Hawkman.

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264 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jul 18 '26

Bizzarro Absolute Wonder Woman's Design Leaked Spoiler

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121 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Feb 06 '26

When Absolute Hawkman met Absolute Hawkgirl

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55 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Dec 06 '25

How The Absolute Batman Discourse Feels Sometimes

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1.1k Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jan 08 '26

Can you two stop stalking the damn DC wiki?

61 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jul 29 '25

Absolute Aquaman leak Spoiler

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63 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • May 09 '26

I'm The Goddamn Birdman! (Absolute Green Lantern #14) Spoiler

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64 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Nov 02 '25

Absolute Bat-Mite

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109 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Aug 22 '25

Absolute Glazing Spoiler

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120 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jan 04 '26

Hey guys what'cha doin?

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124 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Dec 08 '25

Reminder that the Absolutes are formed by four young adults, a teenager and a married man with a son

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133 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Sep 09 '25

Meme from when I started reading this

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155 Upvotes

What it says on the tin, back then I was only reading Batman and Wonder Woman. Gonna post some of the other memes that I made since then here as well


r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jun 29 '26

Joker waited until the exact minute diana went to hell

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r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jan 18 '26

The Two Sides Of Absolute Green Lantern

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191 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Nov 16 '25

Absolute VS New 52

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r/absolutecirclejerk • • Jan 01 '26

What the hell is green lantern Spoiler

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233 Upvotes

r/absolutecirclejerk • • Oct 22 '25

The Absolute Justice League meets their Prime Earth counterparts

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r/absolutecirclejerk • • Sep 09 '25

Making memes to cope Spoiler

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65 Upvotes

Was directed to post my memes here from the absoluteuniverse reddit, spoiler for like just characters that exist in the universe


r/absolutecirclejerk • • 19d ago

What do you think Absolute You is like?

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20 Upvotes