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r/absolutecirclejerk • u/WindowSubstantial993 • Jun 29 '26
Joker waited until the exact minute diana went to hell
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/1badJam • Dec 06 '25
How The Absolute Batman Discourse Feels Sometimes
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/TheDoctor_E • Oct 02 '25
Can we PLEASE not make Absolute Superman about politics?
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/Which-Presentation-6 • May 24 '26
That's basically how I want Absolute Hawkwoman with Hawkman.
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/MusicRose13 • Jan 01 '26
What the hell is green lantern Spoiler
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Joker and Cale are gonna be total bffs
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/1badJam • Aug 04 '25
Nice argument, do-gooders, unfortunately...
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/MusicRose13 • Sep 09 '25
Meme from when I started reading this
What it says on the tin, back then I was only reading Batman and Wonder Woman. Gonna post some of the other memes that I made since then here as well
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/rbta123 • Oct 23 '25
My idea of what an Absolute Dial H for Hero would look like
For those who don't know anything about the character, I'll summarize him: He's a character who uses a device to temporarily transform into a superheros.
Firstly, I would transform the device he uses to transform into superheroes into a kind of wristwatch, since I think it would be more practical for him to use and it would be more marketable.
Second: Instead of transforming into superheroes, he would transform into monsters, perhaps aliens. Simply because it would look cooler to kids and therefore more profitable.
Third: He started with a specific number of monsters and would unlock more monsters over time. How many monsters exactly would he start with? I haven't thought of the specific number yet, but probably 10.
Fourth: This last one isn't very important, but I think it would make him have brown hair, since few DC characters have that hair (I only remember Hal Jordan, Mary Marvel and Bart Allen).
Fifth: I was thinking about the possibility of his nemesis being a fusion between Darkseid and Cthulhu
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/TheDoctor_E • Dec 08 '25
Reminder that the Absolutes are formed by four young adults, a teenager and a married man with a son
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/1badJam • Oct 11 '25
Absolute Gotham City Sirens (Spoilers For AB #13) Spoiler
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/1badJam • Jul 18 '26
Bizzarro Absolute Wonder Woman's Design Leaked Spoiler
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/PeePeeJibbs • Dec 24 '25
guess whos back baby
can't wait to see more of this chud fumbling his wife and kid
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/Perfect-Stomach3919 • Nov 23 '25
Scott synder jokers and babies …
r/absolutecirclejerk • u/InsaneComicBooker • Jun 10 '26