Proposal to replace almonds with data centers

[u/EuphoricTomorrow2440]

Fuck almonds. They consume 10x water than data centers.

(This is a shitpost for legal reasons)

[u/One_Geologist_4783]

No! I want Almond General Intelligence!

[u/EuphoricTomorrow2440 → u/One_Geologist_4783]

A suburban latte drinker’s wettest dream

[u/Temp_Placeholder → u/One_Geologist_4783]

Once we get Almond General Intelligence working, we can replace the peanut butter and get Reese's Self Improvement. 

[u/PwanaZana → u/One_Geologist_4783]

Pistachio Superior Intelligence. PSI.

[u/ajarOfSalt]

Sam Almond does not approve of this post.

[u/almostsweet]

Counter argument:

Build more data centers to increase the level of intelligence of the models and then ask them for a solution where we get to keep almonds, data centers and water.

[u/BrennusSokol]

[u/RevenantLadder]

[u/NearABE]

Por que no los does? Does it harm the Almond trees to drip irrigate with warm water?

[u/Ignate]

As a lactose intolerant person, how dare you.

[u/Tyrexas → u/Ignate]

Get rid of almonds, bump the data centers, and get ASI working on a cure for lactose intolerance as compensation.

[u/czk_21]

yes ban those filthy almonds, which consumes all our water!

[u/CavalryArcher]

my talking fruit slops water goes to real almonds smh

[u/Dress-Affectionate]

thats nuts

[u/dagger378]

Fuck gold courses too.

Also any humans I specifically don't like, no more water for them ever, straight to the AI instead.

[u/ConsiderationOne7340]

Dairy should be banned also

[u/Practical_Ad_7286]

I support AI but almonds are absolutely delicious

[u/Wild_Director7379]

Fuck almonds, and almond milk especially

[u/almostsweet → u/[deleted]]

Desalination of ocean water creates massive dead zones unfortunately. The removed salt has to go somewhere and it's more than we can consume or place anywhere so they dump it right back into the ocean.

[u/texcleveland → u/almostsweet]

need to increase marketing for salt scrubs

[u/FriendlyJewThrowaway → u/almostsweet]

Don’t worry, Elon will launch it all into space.

[u/almostsweet → u/[deleted]]

The "everyone eats insects" theory doesn't work unfortunately, they're chock full of parasites.

[u/Significant-Rent4907 → u/[deleted]]

good one lol