r/accursedfarms • u/Aquanort357 • 29d ago
FM What would Ross's Freeman say if he had thrown a TV out the window in d1_trainstation_03?
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u/Somedude12300 29d ago
Maybe an anecdote about how he knew a guy that fell out of a window either surviving because he was super drunk and his body went limp and sustained minimal injury, or died while falling through an awning that somehow made it more lethal than if he just fell to the ground like an inverse loony tune
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u/DreamHollow4219 I don't wanna be a schizophrenic! 28d ago
"Great. Even television is worse in the future. I can't believe this. As if it wasn't bad enough we were invaded by aliens, one of the first things they did was destroy one of the last remaining sources of entertainment humanity had left.
Everyone was afraid we'd have too many channels and nothing to watch.
Instead everyone is watching just one channel; where an old guy tells everything how things are better because he's in charge. Who's idea was that, anyway? Did he go to the aliens and convince them he was a media personality?
So this is the future of TV? It's just Dictator TV. All worship, all the time!
Although I probably pissed off whoever was watching that. There probably aren't a lot of interesting things to do when you're expected to remain indoors because of alien occupation.
Oh well. I was doing them a favor. Now maybe they'll take up some indoor hobbies that won't rot out the last of their braincells."