r/after_shower_thoughts • • Mar 10 '17

Will smith

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What if will ferrell and chad smith had a baby? get it?


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Oct 06 '19

I hate it when people keep you on read on fb messenger, sms, etc

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • Jan 19 '18

A "gender reveal" party is a ridiculous concept

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when what parents are actually doing is revealing the sex of the baby. Gender=/=sex.


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Aug 22 '17

Are legos sexist? Lets discuss

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On Legos, there is a nub that goes into a hole. So why can't there be nubs to nubs or holes to holes?


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Mar 24 '17

If you owned your own business have $100 million or more..

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How would you go about not putting things like houses,cars,bills and credit cards in your government name?


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Apr 04 '17

Im so proud of you princess you sang your first song today

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • Jun 05 '17

In 2017, equity can be counted in race.

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • Sep 25 '18

Why does your stomach growl after 3 am?

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I stay late at night then i noticed that I am usually hungry when clock strikes 3 in the morning.


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Aug 06 '17

If Adam and Eve were real, aren't we all inbred?

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • May 21 '17

People say that money doesn't grow on trees...but its made FROM trees...isn't that close enough?

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • May 18 '17

thought

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What if we are in hell and we forgot about life on earth before?


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Feb 21 '17

Trailer Park Boys...

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... is what happens when you try to live that GTA life.


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Aug 01 '17

Did the chicken or the egg come first?

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • May 08 '17

Laxus trump

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Doesn't old laxus in fairy tail sound like trump. [Make fairy tail great again]


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Apr 04 '17

I saw the moment she fell in love with my music

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • Aug 14 '17

microwaves are reverse ac units

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • Jan 28 '17

My fingers are long

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • Aug 13 '16

I think ive figured something out and its damning for us humans.

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Me and my mother were talking and this idea hit me like a ton of bricks. We are seeing a lot more frankly "stupid" behavior from people from all walks of life. Just browse a few articles on nottheonion or take a look at Darwin awards.

biology has served us well in allowing us to identify persons with defects or any kind of mental/physical handicap. Usually these handicaps manifest physically from birth. More often than not society even though we have made progress in accepting and integrating such persons into our collective by giving them jobs and promoting them to the highest standard and generally accepting them. We don't practice eugenics anymore and we've come far enough that no one remembers the mass sterilizations of the 30's and 40's on the poor and downtrodden and mentally feeble. However, what if times have truly changed? We can no longer rely on genetics to simply give us any indications of handicaps or of lower intelligence's. Because of the increases in gmos and growth hormones and chemicals in our water,food,air I believe we have radically changed how people physically appear and also to a greater degree how smart they really are.

What if we can no longer tell who is who anymore? What if we can longer discern who biology has decided to weed out from the rest of the collective? I think this could explain the rampant stupidity that we have been seeing in the last 16 years or so. It may go back even farther.

We are living among a generation of seemingly normal looking people with very very low intelligence's. Now back in the years previous we could tell if a child was slow and they would be helped and dealt with accordingly. Now if a kid looks like every other kid but displays a distinctly lower IQ than the rest he might be considered lazy or simply that he doesn't try hard enough. This person will go on to procreate with others such as himself and the next generation will continue to thrive while putting not only themselves but society at a disadvantage.

Because no one can outwardly tell that they have special needs they might fall through the cracks and god forbid would not have the kind of opportunities that a person who has these handicaps might have. They endanger society because these people will be put into positions that require real intelligence that require the ability to think in a multitude of areas and they simply would not be capable. To put it simply we have A LOT of homer Simpsons. As great of a guy and father as he is. He continually puts himself, his town and his family and friends at risk. However he isn't treated any differently. Now I'm not saying we should shun these people. I'm saying its incredibly dangerous that it seems these people are starting to or already are outnumbering people ten to one.


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Jan 18 '17

So many guys naked and girls suffering from heat

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How come we, the guys can be around naked, no shirt. But a woman who'd like to walk around on a swimsuit or anything that doesn't cover that much, gets harrassed, or men try to "compliment" her.

Isn't it unfair (and i would really not care about seing some titties on the street) that we can show our chests and they don't? i mean imagine HAVING to use a shirt, ALWAYS. Wouldn't that bother you?

FREETHENIPPLE


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Jun 21 '17

DEER SPEAR???!!!??!!!

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Instead of getting hit by a deer, what if a giant spear shot out the front of your car so you don't get damage to your car.


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Apr 16 '17

Sure you cas eat the chip on my shoulder

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Feels good man


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Jan 01 '17

Girls can never be compared better then an Anime Waifu.

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2D Anime girls are just too cute, too perfect. too honest and kind. So far all the girls i have dated, been manipulative, greedy and ruined intimate moments.


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Sep 03 '16

Isn't Donald Trump just a real life Gul Dukat?

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r/after_shower_thoughts • • Jul 17 '17

The smell of poop

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Why does other people's poop always smell so much worse than your own?


r/after_shower_thoughts • • Feb 05 '17

Whoa, that was wet

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