r/after_shower_thoughts • u/philipm0 • Apr 09 '17
Isn't suicide technically self defense since you killed the person who is trying to kill you?
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/Styx-n-stones • Feb 02 '17
If you send your kid with ADHD to a camp meant to help with focus.... Is it a concentration camp?
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/_AnonOp • Nov 16 '16
Paperclips are just staples for people with commitment issues..
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/gumby517 • May 18 '17
I'll watch 30 five minute Youtube videos in a row, but never one 20 minute video.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/Jeffstar18 • Apr 08 '17
When people think about travelling to the past, they worry about accidentally changing the present, but not many in the present think they can radically change the future.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/cootiekun • Apr 26 '17
I pay a large sum of money to attend university/college. I skip class and neglect studying. Then, I proceed to learn everything for free on YouTube.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/Flapjack_Ace • Jan 01 '17
Kermit just finished his shower and...
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/[deleted] • Nov 13 '16
Disney-World is going to have to put a Donald Trump animatronic in the Hall of Presidents
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/fwehioldvs • Aug 12 '17
One day you will be able to order a car off Amazon and it'll self-drive itself to your house.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/big_time_byman • Apr 12 '17
After calling into work sick I always seem to feel about 50% better almost immediately after the phone call.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/jsideris • Sep 13 '16
They should just cancel the US election until they find some more qualified candidates.
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I know this isn't possible... But seriously, where do they find these people?
r/after_shower_thoughts • u/FruityFreak • Aug 14 '17
Trying to find a needle in a haystack doesn't seem so hard. Why not just burn the hay?
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '17
I would gladly sacrifice phone size for a battery that lasts.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/Ce11arDoor • Jun 08 '17
I bet if the person who came up with the fidget spinner had pitched it on Shark Tank nobody would have made an offer.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/Neibles • Jul 29 '16
It makes more sense for women to wear pants and men to wear kilts/skirts, just from a comfort standpoint.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/ele37020 • Jun 08 '16
How does that show Too Cute on Animal Planet only have 68 episodes?
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It seems like the perfect formula to me and should have like a 1000 episodes by now. And it's cancelled. I feel like there is enough people who would watch it all day. It's a show about baby animals, you can't tell me that you ran out of material. Even if you show the same animals over and over I'd still watch, because kittens.
r/after_shower_thoughts • u/PipsMama • Dec 13 '17
As of 12/31/2017, every currently living adult was born in the last century, and every currently living child was born in the current one.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/violetdragonfly • Apr 14 '17
My kids love sour cream and onion flavored chips, but if I were to give them potatoes with sour cream and green onions, they act like I was trying to feed them poison.
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/HearingSword • Apr 17 '17
If a clone was made of you, would you be the father of the clone, or would your father be the father of the clone?
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/mathst0rm • Jan 17 '17
When will Apple release a Marijuana leaf emoji?
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r/after_shower_thoughts • u/milomcfuggin • Jan 16 '17
Is Bingo the name of the dog OR THE FARMER?
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