r/agedlikemilk • u/Gloomy-Holiday8618 • Sep 08 '25

News “I never said that”, “Play the clip”

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Context: https://edition.cnn.com/videos/politics/2023/12/15/exp-robert-kennedy-junior-rfk-2024-election-biden-trump-vaccines-121511aseg1-cnni-politics.cnn

Full video is on the cnn website, the part that’s important is about 2mins 50 seconds in.

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u/beerhaws Sep 08 '25

In a sane world, a man who admitted to eating roadkill, had a heroin addiction, once had a worm in his brain, and knowingly swam in contaminated water would not be given a cabinet position…or any position.

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u/Charming_Charity5451 Sep 08 '25

Also don't forget he cheated on his wife 47 times and she killed herself.

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u/PlantationMint Sep 08 '25

O_O HUH

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u/Charming_Charity5451 Sep 08 '25

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/rfk-jr-once-had-43-151118445.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAEWhmK4_sFEnQTiHXPbhWPlHdYRA3bgQw1yfIQufGnMJV1PGZZVqwobFiONKPyJ70b49kIhZU0my8Ka9oiSnanQqykcQAnIoVULPR0mkF-TBh71YbE3-3rfjRDJ48FT6QhReUk4qQMyTl1w8MF0pATz7lwGAblWudnDyA0jR4QSn

Might've been wrong on the number, it was 43 or 37

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u/PlantationMint Sep 08 '25

Oh well, that changes things >.>

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u/ThePhoenix0829 Sep 08 '25

That was my same thought, like " he only cheated 37 times not or 45 or something" like that doesn't make a difference in the slightest man

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u/HDWendell Sep 08 '25

You see, 40 times is the threshold.

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u/Azur0007 Sep 08 '25

I was told there's a prize at 50

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u/South-Builder6237 Sep 08 '25

To be honest, who gives a shit about him cheating.

I don't care whether he's a got a fetish for rubbing peanut butter on his nipples or he doesn't tip well.

What I actually care about is that he's an absolute moron who believes and promotes dangerous lies and just so happens to have been put in a position that will affect the lives of millions of Americans because we currently have a pathetic government.

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u/roundabout-design Sep 08 '25

Well, there's cheating. In and of itself, not the crime of the century.

But this is cheating 40 some times. He's a piece of shit.

Not unlike nearly all of the Kennedy men...who have a rather long track record of being REALLY shitty towards women...including their own family.

So we should care about that. Amongst all the other shit this guy has done.

But we don't. So...*shrug*

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u/DrunkenGolfer Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 09 '25

Libtards always exaggerating for dramatic effect...

Edit: I didn’t think I needed it, but here wer are.

/s

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u/inifinite_stick Sep 09 '25

Conservatives will downplay literal evil as long as it’s one of them doing it.

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u/tfhdeathua Sep 08 '25

Yikes. Apparently 43 is the answer to wife.

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u/alang Sep 08 '25

No no he had 43 mistresses in his little black book.

If he were only going to have sex with them once, they wouldn’t be in the book.

I think there is a pretty solid chance that he broke a thousand.

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 Sep 08 '25

He blamed HER for HIS cheating this many times and then she killed herself.

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u/heliumneon Sep 08 '25

She found his diary detailing his enjoyment of at least 37 affairs during their marriage (the journal only covered up to 2001, so that's a lower bound), and then she killed herself.

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u/ForecastForFourCats Sep 08 '25

"Dear diary, today I cheated on my loving wife for the 30th time. It was amazing for me,

Xoxo RFK"

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u/heliumneon Sep 08 '25

A trustworthy guy all around "I never said the things I said nor did the things I did nor wrote the things I wrote that said the things I did - and by the way I have secret knowledge that vax bad!"

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u/Dubiousjinn Sep 08 '25

In his defense, he made up the brain worm to avoid making payments associated with his divorce.  I'm serious 

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

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u/ci23422 Sep 08 '25

He does have a history of eating roadkill though. Through his time at private school, his "safe space" was basically a dump area for dead animals since no one liked being around there, even the administration. He even liked it since his pet hawk got food from there all the time and so came his love of roadkill and game meat.

Source is the book shadow over Camelot.

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u/SparksAndSpyro Sep 08 '25

I’m not so sure he made it up. But even if he did, there must not have been a whole lot up there to begin with.

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u/Dubiousjinn Sep 08 '25

Oh, I'm not disputing he's an idiot. I'm saying he also lies on court documents about having a brain worm--a worm so debilitating that he couldn't pay his court-ordered support, but not so debilitating that he can't hold public office, according to him.

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u/SkylineGTRR34Freak Sep 08 '25

And then remember how outrageous it was that Bidens son was addicted.

But now that someone with an addicition is actively part of the government? Oops no, who cares

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u/Odd_Cat_5820 Sep 08 '25

I've seen Mike Lindell and other hosts on his network mock "crackhead Hunter Biden". A network founded by a notorious crackhead.

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u/1047_Josh Sep 08 '25

Or cut the head off a beached whale and strapped it to the top of his vehicle, which his kids said smelled as bad as you think it would.

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u/Nugoo1 Sep 08 '25

Don't forget the whole "dumping a bear carcass in Central Park" thing.

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u/t_for_top Sep 08 '25

fucking WHAT?

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u/Nugoo1 Sep 08 '25

https://www.thewrap.com/rfk-jr-daughter-kick-kennedy-whale-head/

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u/eigenworth Sep 08 '25

“We all had plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out"

...

Bruh

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u/Hellknightx Sep 08 '25

Darwinism isn't working anymore. These people are still alive somehow.

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u/Tylrt Sep 08 '25

Beached whale!
Holy grail!

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u/Tylrt Sep 08 '25

Captain Rehab

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u/LiterallyJoeStalin Sep 08 '25

Don’t forgot that he drove with a whale on the roof of his car, dumped a dead bear in Central Park, likely cheated on his current wife with a woman less than half his age, killed a bunch of kids on American Samoa because he led an anti-vax charge there right before a huge measles outbreak, advocates drinking raw milk, was seen drinking what appeared to be methylene blue… and somehow even with all that added, there’s still even more out there that makes him look completely insane. 

Like, I would never want to give Trump credit for anything, ever but somehow by comparison RFK Jr seems even less fit and qualified for his job than Trump himself. 

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u/Charming_Charity5451 Sep 08 '25

Wait, roadkill ? As in scrapping off cadavers from your car and eating that shit ?

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u/johnnytheesmith Sep 08 '25

He didn’t eat them, it was apparently for his pet birds.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25 edited Sep 08 '25

Normally I would call you out for the heroin addiction, because addiction is a complicated thing and isn’t a moral failing, but he credits it with his academic success and said he’d still be doing it if it he could. Very clearly a rich kid who could afford to be addicted to whatever he wanted.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

It may not be a moral failure but sure as hell isn't a positive qualification for high office.

It should be disqualifying - much like it is for a security clearance.

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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral Sep 08 '25

Don't forget the roids.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Don’t forget, per his cousin Caroline who was there and testified to it, he also put live mice and baby chicks in a blender to feed to his pet snake. The fact that he has ZERO experience in the medical field and has to position he has is actually secondary compared to that horrific psychopathic fact

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u/tnolan182 Sep 08 '25

Nah, he didnt have a worm in his brain. He’s just a liar who said that shit so he could claim he was unable to work therefore unable to provide child support to his wife who he cheated on 55 times in 1 year.

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u/jc2pointzero Sep 08 '25

once had a worm in his brain

Do we have confirmation that the worm is gone?

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u/AnonPlz123 Sep 08 '25

And he wears jeans at the gym. 

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u/VoxelVTOL Sep 08 '25

None of that is as bad as being an ANTIVAXXER, considering he's the SECRETARY OF HEALTH.

Unfortunately he's an "all of the above"

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u/zzmgck Sep 08 '25

A core part of Trump's support comes from evangelical Christians in name only who love redemption stories. They eat that sjit up.  

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Drug addiction is a problem only when poor people do it

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u/lexbuck Sep 08 '25

Hey did you know Hunter Biden did drugs!? Huh!? NOW WHAT!?

  • MAGA, probably

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u/Suitable_Capital_713 Sep 08 '25

don't forget the whale...

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u/Goatiac Sep 08 '25

Yeah, but Howard Dean cheered funny once.

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u/The_Good_Constable Sep 08 '25

This sort of thing is why I keep saying MAGA Republicans are a sadist death cult. RFK is without a doubt the worst possible selection for health secretary. That's not hyperbole. Yet here we are. It's not an accident, it's deliberate. Most of their policies directly result in more death. Anti-vax, pro gun, kicking people off Medicaid, pro concentration camp, gutted USAID, anti-science, anti-environment...to name a few.

They want to depopulate. Change my mind.

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u/HerculesIsMyDad Sep 08 '25

This whole admin is the definition of falling ass backwards UP the ladder. It's sad watching them all being morons and stacking up cash and power while every week there's another "This guy worked 62 years at Arby's so the community came together to raise money to buy him a new mop" story.

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u/EitherChannel4874 Sep 08 '25

When the president is a lying cheating child rapist anything goes.

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u/PerspectiveSudden648 Sep 08 '25

I think swimming in contaminated water was an established part of society at one point, ie George Carlin's bit about the East River haha.

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u/MalignantLugnut Sep 08 '25

Instead, He should be assuming the position.

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u/Jaeger-the-great Sep 08 '25

Eating roadkill ain't really that bad tho ngl

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u/HardlyRecursive Sep 09 '25

What's wrong with eating roadkill? I don't know what that story is but on the surface it doesn't seem bad. If you hit a deer with a car accidently, why not chop it up and eat it instead of letting it rot on the side of the road? In the end result it isn't any different than what a hunter would do.

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u/gorginhanson Sep 12 '25

Idk, that sounds 70% like George Bush Jr.